♣ mediated by @craftsmanToxophilite
No one's awake at this hour so no one I know will see this. Hey. Happy #fatfuckfriday. (#nsfw #cw-nsfw #suggestive) https://i.imgur.com/denVvLz.jpeg
i used my magic 2 turn fluttershy into a flesh cube
၄⋆၃ what if 1 more edible question mark just 1 more dot dot dot #substanxes #silly
l໑rd ໑f the rⓘngs just s໑unds lⓘke a mⓘd ⓘndⓘg໑ fetⓘsh flⓘck #nsfw
hey, if you're so invested, maybe you can sell your stocks and buy me more instruments? thanks, pal.
2ince nepeta wa2 the la2t one to 2ay 2omething, nepeta ha2 a better a22 than 2he doe2 tit2. Then again it’2 hard to get a read on that 2ince 2he like2 big baggy 2hirt2. Down2ide with her i2 her claw weapon2 pretty 2ure that 2he doe2n’t take tho2e off even when having 2ex.. #n2fw
:33 < clawnsidering getting kittytime tattooed to my furhead. :33 < do mew guys think thats a good idea?
maybe i should start playing vwith alchemizing again. magic is fake as hell, obvwiously, but sgrub can do some crazy stuff. i tried making an amulet of sexual provwess once, though it turned out to be an amulet of making people say youre avwesome in bed evwen though youre not. it vwas pretty much just as good, honestly. #nsfwv
what if i only communicate through raps and dumb gifs and memes from now on what if i did that
I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH THE WHOLE 'TRANSTIMELINE' BULLSHIT BACK DURING SGRUB, BUT NO. SOLLUX IS ALWAYS FINDING SOME HORRIBLE BACKDOOR INTO HELL AND THEN PLACING IT ON *MY* LAP FOR ME TO 'CHECK FOR THREATS'. PARANOID FUCK. GREETINGS 'CHITTR USERS', THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING. THOUGH I SUPPOSE IT WOULD BE MORE ACCURATE TO SAY YOUR EMPEROR. I'M NOT GOING TO PRETEND TO FULLY UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE OTHER THAN 'SOME BULLSHIT', BUT I THINK I'M MORE THAN ADEQUATELY PREPARED TO HANDLE WHATEVER IT IS THIS PLACE THROWS AT ME. WHAT? DO YOU THINK AN EMPEROR HAS NEVER DEALT WITH AN ONLINE MORON BEFORE? PLEASE, I WAS DOING THIS SHIT BEFORE YOU WERE GOD DAMN HATCHED. IF YOU ARE ONE OF MY SUBJECTS: BE PREPARED TO BEND THE KNEE AND GROVEL BEFORE YOUR FUCKING CREATOR IF YOU ARE NOT ONE OF MY SUBJECTS: I WANT TO KNOW WHY. LET'S ALL HAVE A CHAT, SHALL WE? I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THE KIND OF MIND NUMBING RAGE EXCRETIONS YOU FUCKING NOOKSTAINS CAN PILE ONTO MY MEAL PLATTER.
Ar3 you a m3owb3a2t? Cau23 I'm f3lin3 a conn3ction h3r3
I aint a clown but I can 2till g3t you walkin funny #2ugg32tiv3
Wh3n I go to t3xt you goodlight lat3r what handl3 2hould I u23?
I think th3r32 2om3thin wrong with my palmhu2k It aint got your numb3r in it
D --> Individuals who share my name are D --> Strange D --> It is a good thing I am normal
YOUR WHOLE ACCURSED BLOODLINE. IS SOAKED THROUGH. WITH THE DEVIANT SLURRY. OF THE DESPERATE PERVERT. AS I'M SURE YOU HAVE NOTICED. ALTHOUGH YOU HAVE YET TO DISAPPOINT ME. STATISTICALLY. IT IS INEVITABLE THAT YOU WILL. YOU MAY COMMENCE PRE-ATONING AT ONCE. ON PRONGS AND WALKHINGES. FACE ON THE FLOOR. POLISHING MY MAIDLY FLATS. WITH YOUR OTHERWISE POINTLESS HIGHBLOOD TONGUE.
And with assumed permissi9n, I squish that perfect grapefruit p9steri9r, humming sweetly as y9u play with my ample 6reasts. Y9ur hair? 9h, I can't help 6ut c9mpliment m9re than that. Y9ur skin, y9ur snarky grin, y9ur elegant fins, and perfect, fit 69dy. Mindless me, in y9ur divine mercy, 6ut, 9f c9urse, this is what I wanted. I knew what I was getting int9. My hand slips up y9ur shirt, fingers lightly tracing up y9ur c99l, chiseled 6ack, while the 9ther tanalisingly splays acr9ss y9ur chest. Hungry, says my siren eyes. "Please, Cr9nus," I 6reathe, "I need y9u. I want y9u s9 6ad." I push against y9u eager and fresh. Y9u're 96vi9usly ar9used, t9 6e wanted 6y such a 6a6e. I'll help and pull my shirt 9ff, sliding my hands int9 y9ur c9at and sliding d9wn y9ur arms t9 get that thing 9ff. I just need y9ur skin against mine, Cr9nus. The h9ts we've 6een sending each 9ther fr9m the street m9ments ag9 were t99 much t9 let pass. 6eck9ning y9u up t9 my apartment w9rked like a charm, didn't it? I'll help y9u 9ut 9f y9ur shirt, t99, as I'm sure 6eing serviced 6y s9me9ne 6el9w y9u really tickles y9ur fancy. The cl9sest pr9ximity t9 6reasts 9r any9ne 9f the female persuasi9n is ficti9nal and y9u're taking it 6y st9rm, feeling 9ver my perfect figure. I start w9rking int9 y9ur pants, which really gets y9u g9ing. Sitting y9u d9wn 9n the nearest flat surface, I straddle y9ur lap, and here's where the make-9uts start. H9t, heavy, wet, and passi9nate l9ve 6etwixt 9ur lips. I r9ll my hips, putting 9ur 69dies int9 the mix. That's when I feel it. Y9ur en9rm9us 6ulge (I'm sure y9u'd want me t9 say here) sliding against my leg. The giddy 9f delight I expel, wishing f9r it t9 stuff me full. I 6eg in y9ur ear, making y9u trem6le, fum6ling t9 get it inside me as fast as p9ssi6le. "9h, Cr9nus. Cr9nus, it's s9 g99d. *Cr9nus~"* And then y9u wake up, realising y9u need t9 change y9ur sheets after that wet dream. #NSFW #MaleFantasy #FemReply #Cr9nusXHisDelusi9ns #Hum9r9us
There is nothing else to say. He has passed; we shall see if his replacement will be worthy of life.
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ur in og gang duhness #didntevenknow
no problem
Alright got one more kind of post in me, wouldn't it be ironic if i held someone still while putting cigarettes out on their ark. #substance #violence #suggestive #lastkinkypostidswear
▲actually fuck it, lets pull back in some trends from last wipe▼ ▲everyone start calling your exes again▼
accents are cute like a** you cant say shit correctly a***
all the baddest bitches on this site come from this part of alternia idk *here it is but take me there NO*
wizard guns are pretty whimsical imꙮ - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
< I POST ABOUT WANTING TO DISSECT PEOPLE YOU'LL BE FINE. >
The gods have spoken, I am allowed my unhinged post for today.
i wwill nevver post "ooc" there is no ooc i am literally just me ask my discord members i aint playin no character im in the servvers as me im in the dms as me on the chittr as me in the fuckin ttrpg table wwe got as me there aint no actor behind the curtain
im an ass now like this post
unknow me unmeet me unnotice me unlike me untalk to me unlook in my direction unknow me
come at me bro
vwhy? it vwont be bloody. i am mostly a corpse. it vwould not be hard.
next person to look at me funny is either getting decked or dicked down dont know which yet #violence #nsfw #giving80%tothefirst
i could nevver fall in lovve wwith a wwoman but im not opposed to gettin an oinkbeast ride from one wwith big feet perhaps an amazoness a some sort wwearin a spotted tunic
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.cunt is deliciouS #nsfW #sicknastysundaY #vaguepostinG
.cunnilinguS #nsfW #yurI
2o you"re neww here then.. don"t wworry about iit..
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damn i dont LLog in for LLike two nights cuz i was touching grass then when i check my feed everyones sad as fuuuuck tonight
im thuicidal fat chopped and my life is falling apart
⚇ ... Okay I lost what we're talking about. ⚇
my bad mood is improved now, mf deleted their account
interact bums
if i get 10 reactions on this chitt ill pay an etsy witch to sicc a ghost on egbert