♣ mediated by @craftsmanToxophilite
puppet pussy is best when you tear it into the foam forehead instead and fill that with organs and blood for lubricant and texture. #nsfw #puppet #nsfwe #gore #guro
Indigo nook grip is so strong your ancestor can feel it, I know, I’ve got the text from your’s asking to HMU to prove it. #nsfw
We make a g9rge9us purple. <3 #NSFW #9urSlurryMixing #InCaseAny9neWasC9nfused
The after-date sex was a 69nus t99. Smashing success, I’d say. #NSFW
Making a smuppet Forgot to cut and sew the darts in its ass so now its just an ORB Orb ass. Next time ill remember.
I’m not old so you can’t do that, so don’t worry about sharing.
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO REPORT AN ACCOUNT BEFORE WHATEVER HALF-ASSED MODERATION PROGRAM HELD TOGETHER BY HOPES, DREAMS, AND OOK-BEAST-SOURCED COMPUTER CODING FINALLY GETS AROUND TO ERASING THE OFFENDING ACCOUNT FROM EXISTENCE? I'VE BEEN MAKING A CONSCIENTIOUS EFFORT TO PURGE MY TIMELINE OF PEOPLE I CAN ALREADY DEDUCE ARE GOING TO PISS ME OFF BEFORE I'VE EVEN HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF INTERACTING WITH THEM, AND YET I'M SEEING A WHOLE LOT OF FUCKING NOTHING BEING DONE TO ACCOMMODATE MY EFFORTS. — KK
IS THIS ABOUT THE SELFIE OR THE CAT?
If I could have any wish I would make everyone have transparent skin that hurts all the time.
I want to see your organs squirm around inside.
d*mn man... 1 know how you feel... #1n-a-way #dont-get-me-started-yo
ok guys be honest whos your "would if i could" around here im curious and maybe a little faded by now but thats besides the point
no you love iit.
₍^. .^₎⟆ ꠹
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oh you use the emoticons thats so cute
c< i HaveNt dONe tHis ONe iN a wHile Kill all HigHblOOds #viOleNce >c
B33 < mewre cooked
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saw dis and thought of u striders #suggestive #horse #nsfw ? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dd632f6c6308.png
:33< *the mighty huntress stares past the 4th wall with a wry knowing smile* :33< making the puppets dance eh?
:33< my trashcandroid :33< #mytrashcandroid :33< https://i.imgur.com/AjrafCY.png
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:33< *the mighty huntress kisses mew square on the bulge* :33< #Nsfw
:33< my latest invention the horse steampurr :33< it puprrns horses into steam
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id say id pay good money for a hot, beautiful babe to chase me around, but i already got a crazy bitch on my ass.
I see. Well this was enlightening, thank you so very much for your knowledge.
Oh no, Hal. Notice that he didn't deny ever doing that. Just that it's not what he's doing /right now/. He gets worked up if you accuse him of doing anything sexual, true or not, though.
Do you always get this worked up over ‘false accusations’?
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮⎚ﻌ⎚ა 💬 lmfao no one believes that ^^^^^^^^^^
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i do however peel my grapes. because ive got class
oh. damn ok i thought we were bonding for a moment there but i guess not
p0st it. there r vw0rst things here 0n chittr
vwhatevwr u vwant it 2 mean
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- 屮Ⱥ♱☪︎ⴵ ♱ⴵƗΣ ΣⴵƗ♱. -- [-∊mpyr-∊ȺnΣȺpΩ♱ⴵ-∊ΩΣƗΣ ⴵȺΣ Σ-∊n♱ Ⱥ vƗd-∊Ω!] -- [Ɨ♱ ƗΣ ♱ⴵȺ♱ Ωf Ⱥ brƗ-∊f, 20 Σ-∊☪︎Ωnd ☪︎lƗp Ωf Ⱥ ΣmȺll ♱r-∊bu☪︎ⴵ-∊♱ flƗngƗng Ⱥ jug Ωf mƗl|⟨ Ɨn♱Ω 屮ⴵȺ♱ lΩΩ|⟨Σ ♱Ω b-∊ ΣΩm-∊Ωn-∊'Σ lȺ屮n, lȺndƗng 屮Ɨ♱ⴵ Ⱥ ⴵ-∊Ⱥvy ƗmpȺ☪︎♱ Ⱥnd ΣplȺ♱, mƗl|⟨ b-∊Ɨng blΩ屮n -∊v-∊ry屮ⴵ-∊r-∊ Ⱥnd Σ♱ȺƗnƗng Ⱥny♱ⴵƗng ȺrΩund Ɨ♱.] -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
Ill tell you when youre older /jk
its finally COCKto8er 🍆🎃 so u know what that means 👀👅 Dick sucking awareness month 😯🙆♂️👅 🎃 IT'S TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 8Y A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉ASS😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 🧑❤️💋🧑DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦 Ha ha ha !! !! !! !!
ITS FINALLY CᛟCKTᛟᛒEᚱ 🍆🎃 Sᛟ U KNᛟW WᚺAT TᚺAT ᛗEANS 👀👅 DICK SUCKING AWAᚱENESS ᛗᛟNTᚺ 😯🙆♂️👅 🎃 IT'S TIME Tᛟ GET ☠️SPᛟᛟKY💀 👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 ᛒY A 💀SKELETᛟN 💀SᚺᛟVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CᛟᚱN🍬 IN YᛟUᚱ👉ASS😽 AND 🙅DᛟNT🙅♂️ FᛟᚱGET Tᛟ SUCK😩🙌 SᛟME 🧑❤️💋🧑DᚱACULA💉 DICK🍆💦 ᚺA ᚺA ᚺA!!!! #NSFW
Anti horse beam.
death
IVE REACHED PEAK OLD MAN USING SOCIAL MEDIA.
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- ⴵȺv-∊ l-∊mΩn Ⱥf♱-∊r bruΣⴵƗng yΩur ♱-∊-∊♱ⴵ. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
are spoons just uncircumcised forks
VvvvvvvvvvvV ฅ૮×ﻌ⊙აฅ 🗯️ everyone shut the FUCK up cavegame dungeoncrawler 2 just came out ฅ૮×ﻌ⊙აฅ 🗯️ fuck everything else rn youre all just fuckmeat to me thi's is more important ฅ૮×ﻌ⊙აฅ 🗯️ kharma signing off for gaming se'ssion im gonna play this 'shit so hard i fill a pail ^^^^^^^^^^
like this post for dog hate this post for dog pitty this post for dog meditate this post for dog
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌoა 💬 thats better ૮×ﻌ^ა 💬 good boy ૮×ﻌ=ა 💬 so well trained ^^^^^^^^^^
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌoა 💬 lmfao touched ^^^^^^^^^^
∻Jacking ☢ff r☢b☢ts they call me the clanker cranker #nsfw∻
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌoა 💬 lmfao ^^^^^^^^^^
*raises hand then slowly lowers it*
a man who runs behind a car gets exhausted a man who runs in front of a car gets tired
Feeling cute might eat a horse
:33< *the mighty huntress comes out looking like one of those gog pawfur spongebob paintings flys buzzing around her she coughs up a hairball and winks* :33< like what mew s33 BOYS??
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌoა 💬 ૮×ﻌoა 💬 an egg actually showed up in my frond ૮×ﻌ-ა 💬 free breakfast. 'sweet ^^^^^^^^^^
Wait I got it Kills Junior blast-
:33< but mewre aim is getting betpurr
i dont need to knovw about that, you keep that to yourself.
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 "fahaha" i's a stupid laugh btw do you hear yourself ^^^^^^^^^^
its alwways some baldfaced milksop comin out to wwhinge about my distinguished mane wwhat else is there to do except shake my head and enjoy another month rent free in their think pans
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i really do get a kick out of the reactions from trolls hearing about ANYTHING from repiton lol like you say oh yea seadwellers are nearly extinct here or that our water is completely polluted and pitch black and they look at you so tired
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ive been working at this place called freddy fazbear pizzeria my sleep schedule has been fucked ever since and im also too fucking terrified because what the fuck man
i wvoke up hungowver in the 8ackseat of my 8uggy vwith a 8road passed out in my arms. lucky me she's a vwarm8lood or i vwoulda 8een shivwering all light. she wvas easy on the eyes at least, im almost regretting leawving her at that gas station vwhen she wvent in to 8uy smokes. almost, im not that soft. im mostly regretting not getting a little morning after action. 8ut thats vwhat lot lizards are for. #eroticmemoirs
alright just for you itll be an aoe because i said so
:33 < i dont hate my murderer, i have made it my life goal to collect them like Pokémon.
dontget stabbed on a date vwith a mime youll nevwer hear it coming
i learned my lesson about saying vwhat hating my chitts does to me.
im flaccid, so im back. vwassup?
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Some of you need a better role model in your life. Unfortunately I'm not taking new clients at the moment.
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ=ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 lmfao cute ^^^^^^^^^^
၄⋆၃ eats a staple
the dildo of consequences never arrives lubed #nsfw
Say fuck, H9russ.
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vwho vwants shirtless pics. like for yes... hate for yes.
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"Then sh+ke in fe+r of th+t which goes bump in the light +s m+ny others before you h+ve."
re2pondiing.
Yapper
no this is real.
the man vwith the wv shaped birthmark: men of the ampora lineage are tall, strongly built. they vwin evweryones trust and obtain first rate situations, but havwe unfortunate quadrant issues. travwel lovwers, they showv great curiosity and all havwe had ̶o̶n̶l̶y̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶ many vwoman in their vwhole life. my name is crosuke ampora. im old enough to knowv better. my hivwe is vwherevwer is most convwenient, and i dont havwe any quads. i dont smoke, but i occasionally hold a cig betvween my lips. im in cupe by 5 am, and make sure i get eight hours of sleep, no matter vwhat. after havwing a glass of vwarm milk and doing about tvwenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, i usually havwe no problems sleeping until evwening. just like a baby, i vwake up vwithout any fatigue or stress in the evwening. i vwas told there vwere no issues at my last check-up. im trying to explain that im a person vwho vwishes to livwe a vwery quiet life. i take care not to trouble myself vwith any enemies, like vwinning and losing, that vwould cause me to lose sleep at day. that is howv i deal vwith society, and i knowv that is vwhat brings me happiness. although, if i vwere to fight i vwouldnt lose to anyone. vwith the povwer of my stand, 「she dont use jelly」i can dodge any attack. i can unravwel any scenario. i can be a shitty improvw partner. all vwith those tvwo simple vwords. no, not evwen vwords. just tvwo sounds is all it takes to change reality.
[ TRANSLATION ] ` CANNOT FUMBLE IF YOU SIMPLY ARE BETTER. ` [ TRANSLATION ] ` #KILLHIMANDHISTRAMP #IPARTICIPATEINDASHTREND :) `
[getting back shots] um... hes right behind me, isnt he?
then the lady should lowver them
JARRED DOUGHE IS A BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER!!! WHO!!! YES HIM!!! BANNED ME!!! DEXTER VUZREI!!! FROM PIZZA HUT BECAUSE I ORDERED 10,00000 CHEESE PIZZAS!!!! BANNED ME FOR THE REASON THAT HE SUSPECTED THAT MY ORDER WAS A PRANK CALL!!!! I AM A SINGLE MOTHER OF A THOUSAND SOMETHING RATS WHO ENJOY CHEESE PIZZA!!! AND A GLUNCH THAT ALSO ENJOYS IT!!! THIS IS DISCRIMINATION TO SINGLE MOTHERS OF GLUNCHES AND RATS!!!! @PIZZAHUTOFFICIAL EDUCATE YOURSELF AND BE BETTER!!!!
｢kkghhhh... _(´ཀ`」 ∠) _ ai-chan keeps floating to the top of megane-san's suraimu...｣ ｢kekeke, you can't escape your kamikoi, ai-chan! (*´∇｀)ﾉ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING, THIS POST CONTAINS #NSFW CONTENT! DEAD HATO INSIDE! (ФωФ) suraimu means... slime!! ＼(^_^)／ cupe slime, of course! (*^-^*) a kamikoi is a dtuber's number one fan, which megane is! obviously... (*￣ー￣) keh. you can't beat him.]
you cant spell advertisement without semen between the tits #suggestive
What i fought was simply an illusion and horses aren't actually real.
### medi4te chitt # yes everything is ### "good" #
I get that a loot
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HERE WE GO AGAIN! Ain’t this a kick in the head. ——[Lady Temora Kalnia has uploaded a video]—— (The recording starts and once again the camera finds itself outside a window looking into another room, it’s different this time though. It looks like a dedicated torture room and sat dead square in the middle of it in a chair was @tipsyGenostalgic in another one of those “God Breaker Collars” from before. “You see dearies. Shooting at me is not something one should do. It always and I do mean always ends like this.” Temora can be seen walking into the room and grabbing a crowbar off the wall. Her mouth moves as says something inaudible to the camera then smashes the crowbar against Roxy’s knee. She follows this up with multiple savage strikes across their body and head before leaving the room and returning to behind the camera once more. “Karma dagger whoever you are, I’m going to send you their fingers, be ready!” Then the recording cuts.)) #violence #gore #cw-torture #cw-kidnapping
HELLO EVERYONE! PLEASE ENJOY THE DEMONSTRATION OF CLOCKWORK INC’S NEWEST PRODUCT! THE GOD BREAKER COLLAR! ——[Lady Temora Kalnia has uploaded a video]—— ((The video starts with a camera being pointed at @uprootedGarden in an empty room wearing a large, technologically advanced looking collar of some kind and has had their robotic arm removed. The collar is clearly heavy and uncomfortable as Laika is clawing at it with their biological arm. The recording just shows this happening for a few moments before Temora speaks up “Here Dearies, we can see the pacified Laika Harley, unable to actually escape her confinement! In a moment I’m going to walk down into there and beat the brakes off of them to prove to you how effective these collars are!” And then Temora enters the room laika is in and shouts something indistinctive at them, that makes laika lunge at her and Temora slams Laika to the floor with a single jaw breaking cane swipe that echos loud enough for the camera in the other room to pick up. She takes a few swings with her cane at the now downed laika’s legs before coming back into the other room and pointing the camera back at herself “AS YOU CAN SEE DEARIES! BY THE BLOOD ON MY FACE, THESE SO CALLED GODS AREN’T AS POWERFUL AS THEY’D HAVE YOU BELIEVE! They’re weak without their powers and that’s what we plan to show the multiverse at large, have a good one!” The recording then cuts.)) #violence #gore #cw-torture
print("you are no fun")
I vwill havwe to decline that request. This is my name.
IT·VAS·NECESSARY·TO·MAKE·THIS·COMMENT·CHAIN·BEARABLE·HA·HA·HA·HA·HA
dang...maybe 1 should uh...hookup w1th a troll...1've uh been d1stanc1ng myself from uh...dat1ng and hookups due to uh...reasons but 1 dunno 1 th1nk...hav1ng another phys1cal body next to me would be uh...at least a l1ttle therapeut1c. #suggest1ve #th1nk1ng-out-loud #probably-w1ll-sleep-1t-off
contemplate this dick yo #bitchescangetit #wordup
d*mn...1'm so hungry 1 could eat...uhhh not to sure.
i could beat silvwer age batman if i had prep time.
f1nally managed to uh...wander back to one of the more populated dream bubbles...apparently 1 somehow wounded up 1n the outsk1rts of the dream bubbles...now 1'm just uh 1n one of the many meenahs dream bubbles...my poor legs.
🤟🤟 what a beautiful tagline buy-in!!!! 🤟🫰 🤟 we sell to gods and are headed by one fated to outlast all...but in the interest of avoiding instigating a slogan slinging turf war...id LOVE to sample your wares sometime???? just. not when im in danger of being downsized! 🤘
...So+mething abo+ut to+day is co+mpelling me to+ po+st a pho+to+ o+f my armpits. #Suggestive #IThink
this is my owvn damn post. keep scrolling pervwert.
DISEASES?
vwhat if. group chat of cronii
people 2hould be allowed two kiill them2elve2. #2elf-harm
calling me gay but had her hands dovwn my pants. ok. ok. #suggestiwve #vwhatthefuckewver #hypocrite
YOU ARE UNDER SPELLS PEOPLE!!!!!!!! #youknovwvwho
man, vwhatewver.
i mediate his ass too tf. it vwas mediatable so i mediated it.
I’m not a fan of these creatures, I think they’re ugly but look horse.
:33< yeah and his shirt
:33< yeah they do that
Alright, so, crash course on Chittr culture and what it means to be a numbers-obsessed energy vampire. Episode 1, chapter 1: Plato's allegoony of the cave. The users of Chittr are aroused not by the presence of actual contact, but by the illusion of it. (See pictured: the ignorant dipshit manhandles himself to the implication of someone else's pleasure, despite no evidence that a second person is legitimately engaging in any kind of fondle exercises.) Really makes you think, right?
I )(ave been a dedicated cowbuoy my w)(ole entire life, silly! I accept your denied permission, and I simply leave you wit)( a lovely oat blend!!!!!! I also make my way out of t)(is conversation, as it is bot)(ering someone. 38P
Imagine my tail swishing. A nervous whinny. My hoof stamps and then slides back, my territory marked as my ears pin to the side of my head. I'm unsettled by your proposal, but intrigued. Hesitantly, I open my snout and promptly break keyfabe to give you a heads up that I'm not actually a horse, and that my icon is just a wicked piece of art produced by yours truly for the sake of maintaining anonymity.
)(i t)(ere! I know you are making fun of me. I am not stupid! I am just doubling down on eating my pets. 38)
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Mmmmmmm. 1 need to not take that personally. 1'm sorry for dredg1ng th1s up.
👉🤏↷➰ twiiiiiirls my hair...sooooooo so cutely...😁🤏↷➰👈 🫵 hoofbeast's in your pen, broncobestieeeeeee!!!!!!! 🫵 😁😁😁 keep your word! 😁😁😁 #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #LikeABossAgain #LikeABossAgainAgain #LikeABossUntil #ThatBoss #SelfOwns 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < ...Callin' in a friend.
Embarrass yourself!!
>y0U'RE BE1NG S0 MEAN T0 ME,,, >wHY 1S EVERY0NE MEAN T0 ME >mFW CHUDS CAN'T HANDLE MY aura
>bE ME >rEALLY H0T D1SC0RD EK1TTEN 1N MY D1SC0RD SERVER >wANTS T0 C0NFESS FEEL1NGS >"s0 Y0U L1KE JAZZ?" >sHE D0ESN'T GET THE REFERENCE >bAN HER FR0M MY SERVER >mFW UNCULTURED CRET1NS GET SERVED
I WAS GOING. TO KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT. BUT I CAN NO LONGER. @craftsmanToxophilite CAN YOU READ? DO YOU COMPREHEND WORDS? BECAUSE I SAID. DO NOT INTERACT.
I CRAVE MAIDS. THIS MONDAY. I ALSO CRAVE MUSCLES. THIS MONDAY. ZAHHAKS DO NOT INTERACT.
I BELIEVE. CAPTORS. ARE NOT ZAHHAKS.
I AM AMBIVALENT ABOuT HORSES. BOTH OF YOu SHuT uP.
You’ll never know if I’m being genuine about my horse hate or just being annoying.
Horses are nightmare creatures by the way.
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D --> Some of the candidates for Trotswor% are D --> Hm D --> In need of shaping D --> To say the least D --> It is difficult to believe I was once like this
if i had a tail i’d saw it off with a butter knife #gore #cw-self-harm
:33< *the mighty huntress pours honey in mewre eyes*
Watching movies is mega illegal actually. You're literally pirating it by remembering what happens in it. Anyone who watches movies is a super duper criminal and you have to destroy them. Trust me guys
skill issue.
chat this things made out of paper and it doesnt taste like blue razzberry at all. chat is this thing ewvenn real? vwhat a vweird wvape. maybe chuds rizz people vwithout looking them in the face. but i aint a gooner. deadass. youwve made your last l take, kid. f in chat for getting caught in 4k. from vwhere youre looksmaxxing it must seem like a baby gronk sized hit of copium. but the skibideal is... the gyatt vwas rizzed from the start. #substance #falloutnevwwvegas #bennygecko
light mode user <3< dark mode user
this timeline is starting to sound really hemoist to my liking. #ally #saynotohemophobia #hmu #wviolet #rich
READ ALL ABOUT IT —- [ Are you a different mammal, but the same lusus? ]
"Take her swimming on the first date" is for pedestrians. Take HIM out for cookies on the first date. And use the milk mustache to map his features and assess his marital potential. Unless, of course, he's already sporting the necessary facial adornment. Then you can proceed to phase two and study up on the less significant factors, such as his interests.
I would like to clarify that I feel no disdain for Beforans. It is simply that their culture is different and sometimes they repeat Alternian mistakes. And vice versa.
>(^= EATS YΦU EATS YΦU EATS YΦU EATS YΦU EATS YΦU =^)<
potassium
junior hurry the fuck up man im trying to get my svwag on... #pissedoff #irritated #impatient #junior
it's a somewhat intimidating time to be 5'3" . . .
got yelled at for trying to cop a feel earlier, its hovw i stim can people not be ableist. #suggestiwve #ableism
UPDATE. BUILD GRIST DOES NOT TASTE LIKE BLUE RASPERRY. I'M DISAPPOINTED.
get 'em, handsome, get 'em!
Don't you clubs at me, mister.
Tonight @caligulasAquarium took me out on the boat, and taught me the ancient seadweller art of docking~! Now this is a lad who lives, breathes, and swims with the sal~tiest of seamen~. There is nothing quite like feeling the seaspray in your flowing locks~. I'm still washing it out, ha~ha~! #Docking #Seamen #MaleBonding #ManServing #Suggestive https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/809d37ad5d69~.png
where's this hephaestus guy. he said he'd pay us back.
nope. just need it for a sec.
im like chittrs towvn stud. #suggestivwe
D --> Do not approach me with made up terms like Beforan Woke D --> That makes no sense D --> Most Beforans are awake at the same time
꧁iheard humans haveto worry about highblood pressure lucky....꧂
hm doubt
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You’re listening to… Good Morning, Midnight City! It's a lovely day, just as I predicted it would be, with a light fog retreating already from the rise of the sun, and a crisp breeze passing through our lovely city. I hope you all get the opportunity to make today a good one for yourself. For us here, we'll help by providing some groovy tunes. This next one is "East River Drive" by Grover Washington Jr. from his album Come Morning. Enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!
Then I'm doing my job.
ARE YOU A DEAD HORSE? ‘CAUSE I NEED YOU INSIDE ME. #HUNGRY #REALLYHUNGRY #INMYBELLY #NOTSUGGESTIVE
I'm cutting dairy out of my diet.
anyway i don't care about the milk anymore this got boring. bye.
wwhy do they let pissbloods use chittr for free wwhy do they let pissbloods use chittr at all wwhen you could be economically savvvvy an use em as livvin batteries to run the servvers you could evven blame the constant site crashes on them wwhich givves you the excuse to kick em a lil
i invvented stripes you havve me to thank for all your favvorite striped paraphernalia
D --> You may believe 499.99 caegars per sweep is e%pensive for a body pillow D --> However D --> There is one thing to keep in mind D --> No it is not
my crashes are bad actually if i dont get fuel like right noww im meltin into the floor and ceasin to be like im sure many of yall wwant ugh
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lalala im roman in my fishtank lalalala
hypotheticlaly if i wwere gendedfluid and fem-identifyin and a certain godhorse asked for titty jorkage, is that sexual harassment or are my titties doomed to be jorked?
[Scanning...] the prey. thiz. time. iz a. highblood. how. fun. #violence [Target not designated.]
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im keepin my breasts to myself thanks
i have been inf0rmed that that is n0 l0nger apparently a pr0per term t0 use, my ap0l0gies.
[unmakerUnmade has thrown their device to the ground.] [unmakerUnmade has stomped on their device.] [unmakerUnmade has slammed their device repeatedly with his fists.] [unmakerUnmade has disintegrated their device.]
No one's awake at this hour so no one I know will see this. Hey. Happy #fatfuckfriday. (#nsfw #cw-nsfw #suggestive) https://i.imgur.com/denVvLz.jpeg
၄⋆၃ what if 1 more edible question mark just 1 more dot dot dot #substanxes #silly
l໑rd ໑f the rⓘngs just s໑unds lⓘke a mⓘd ⓘndⓘg໑ fetⓘsh flⓘck #nsfw
hey, if you're so invested, maybe you can sell your stocks and buy me more instruments? thanks, pal.
2ince nepeta wa2 the la2t one to 2ay 2omething, nepeta ha2 a better a22 than 2he doe2 tit2. Then again it’2 hard to get a read on that 2ince 2he like2 big baggy 2hirt2. Down2ide with her i2 her claw weapon2 pretty 2ure that 2he doe2n’t take tho2e off even when having 2ex.. #n2fw
:33 < clawnsidering getting kittytime tattooed to my furhead. :33 < do mew guys think thats a good idea?
maybe i should start playing vwith alchemizing again. magic is fake as hell, obvwiously, but sgrub can do some crazy stuff. i tried making an amulet of sexual provwess once, though it turned out to be an amulet of making people say youre avwesome in bed evwen though youre not. it vwas pretty much just as good, honestly. #nsfwv
what if i only communicate through raps and dumb gifs and memes from now on what if i did that
I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH THE WHOLE 'TRANSTIMELINE' BULLSHIT BACK DURING SGRUB, BUT NO. SOLLUX IS ALWAYS FINDING SOME HORRIBLE BACKDOOR INTO HELL AND THEN PLACING IT ON *MY* LAP FOR ME TO 'CHECK FOR THREATS'. PARANOID FUCK. GREETINGS 'CHITTR USERS', THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING. THOUGH I SUPPOSE IT WOULD BE MORE ACCURATE TO SAY YOUR EMPEROR. I'M NOT GOING TO PRETEND TO FULLY UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE OTHER THAN 'SOME BULLSHIT', BUT I THINK I'M MORE THAN ADEQUATELY PREPARED TO HANDLE WHATEVER IT IS THIS PLACE THROWS AT ME. WHAT? DO YOU THINK AN EMPEROR HAS NEVER DEALT WITH AN ONLINE MORON BEFORE? PLEASE, I WAS DOING THIS SHIT BEFORE YOU WERE GOD DAMN HATCHED. IF YOU ARE ONE OF MY SUBJECTS: BE PREPARED TO BEND THE KNEE AND GROVEL BEFORE YOUR FUCKING CREATOR IF YOU ARE NOT ONE OF MY SUBJECTS: I WANT TO KNOW WHY. LET'S ALL HAVE A CHAT, SHALL WE? I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THE KIND OF MIND NUMBING RAGE EXCRETIONS YOU FUCKING NOOKSTAINS CAN PILE ONTO MY MEAL PLATTER.
Ar3 you a m3owb3a2t? Cau23 I'm f3lin3 a conn3ction h3r3
I aint a clown but I can 2till g3t you walkin funny #2ugg32tiv3
Wh3n I go to t3xt you goodlight lat3r what handl3 2hould I u23?
I think th3r32 2om3thin wrong with my palmhu2k It aint got your numb3r in it
D --> Individuals who share my name are D --> Strange D --> It is a good thing I am normal
YOUR WHOLE ACCURSED BLOODLINE. IS SOAKED THROUGH. WITH THE DEVIANT SLURRY. OF THE DESPERATE PERVERT. AS I'M SURE YOU HAVE NOTICED. ALTHOUGH YOU HAVE YET TO DISAPPOINT ME. STATISTICALLY. IT IS INEVITABLE THAT YOU WILL. YOU MAY COMMENCE PRE-ATONING AT ONCE. ON PRONGS AND WALKHINGES. FACE ON THE FLOOR. POLISHING MY MAIDLY FLATS. WITH YOUR OTHERWISE POINTLESS HIGHBLOOD TONGUE.
And with assumed permissi9n, I squish that perfect grapefruit p9steri9r, humming sweetly as y9u play with my ample 6reasts. Y9ur hair? 9h, I can't help 6ut c9mpliment m9re than that. Y9ur skin, y9ur snarky grin, y9ur elegant fins, and perfect, fit 69dy. Mindless me, in y9ur divine mercy, 6ut, 9f c9urse, this is what I wanted. I knew what I was getting int9. My hand slips up y9ur shirt, fingers lightly tracing up y9ur c99l, chiseled 6ack, while the 9ther tanalisingly splays acr9ss y9ur chest. Hungry, says my siren eyes. "Please, Cr9nus," I 6reathe, "I need y9u. I want y9u s9 6ad." I push against y9u eager and fresh. Y9u're 96vi9usly ar9used, t9 6e wanted 6y such a 6a6e. I'll help and pull my shirt 9ff, sliding my hands int9 y9ur c9at and sliding d9wn y9ur arms t9 get that thing 9ff. I just need y9ur skin against mine, Cr9nus. The h9ts we've 6een sending each 9ther fr9m the street m9ments ag9 were t99 much t9 let pass. 6eck9ning y9u up t9 my apartment w9rked like a charm, didn't it? I'll help y9u 9ut 9f y9ur shirt, t99, as I'm sure 6eing serviced 6y s9me9ne 6el9w y9u really tickles y9ur fancy. The cl9sest pr9ximity t9 6reasts 9r any9ne 9f the female persuasi9n is ficti9nal and y9u're taking it 6y st9rm, feeling 9ver my perfect figure. I start w9rking int9 y9ur pants, which really gets y9u g9ing. Sitting y9u d9wn 9n the nearest flat surface, I straddle y9ur lap, and here's where the make-9uts start. H9t, heavy, wet, and passi9nate l9ve 6etwixt 9ur lips. I r9ll my hips, putting 9ur 69dies int9 the mix. That's when I feel it. Y9ur en9rm9us 6ulge (I'm sure y9u'd want me t9 say here) sliding against my leg. The giddy 9f delight I expel, wishing f9r it t9 stuff me full. I 6eg in y9ur ear, making y9u trem6le, fum6ling t9 get it inside me as fast as p9ssi6le. "9h, Cr9nus. Cr9nus, it's s9 g99d. *Cr9nus~"* And then y9u wake up, realising y9u need t9 change y9ur sheets after that wet dream. #NSFW #MaleFantasy #FemReply #Cr9nusXHisDelusi9ns #Hum9r9us
There is nothing else to say. He has passed; we shall see if his replacement will be worthy of life.
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ur in og gang duhness #didntevenknow
no problem
Alright got one more kind of post in me, wouldn't it be ironic if i held someone still while putting cigarettes out on their ark. #substance #violence #suggestive #lastkinkypostidswear
▲actually fuck it, lets pull back in some trends from last wipe▼ ▲everyone start calling your exes again▼
accents are cute like a** you cant say shit correctly a***
all the baddest bitches on this site come from this part of alternia idk *here it is but take me there NO*
wizard guns are pretty whimsical imꙮ - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
< I POST ABOUT WANTING TO DISSECT PEOPLE YOU'LL BE FINE. >
The gods have spoken, I am allowed my unhinged post for today.
i wwill nevver post "ooc" there is no ooc i am literally just me ask my discord members i aint playin no character im in the servvers as me im in the dms as me on the chittr as me in the fuckin ttrpg table wwe got as me there aint no actor behind the curtain
im an ass now like this post
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unknow me unmeet me unnotice me unlike me untalk to me unlook in my direction unknow me
come at me bro
vwhy? it vwont be bloody. i am mostly a corpse. it vwould not be hard.
next person to look at me funny is either getting decked or dicked down dont know which yet #violence #nsfw #giving80%tothefirst
i could nevver fall in lovve wwith a wwoman but im not opposed to gettin an oinkbeast ride from one wwith big feet perhaps an amazoness a some sort wwearin a spotted tunic
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.cunt is deliciouS #nsfW #sicknastysundaY #vaguepostinG
.cunnilinguS #nsfW #yurI
2o you"re neww here then.. don"t wworry about iit..
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damn i dont LLog in for LLike two nights cuz i was touching grass then when i check my feed everyones sad as fuuuuck tonight
im thuicidal fat chopped and my life is falling apart
⚇ ... Okay I lost what we're talking about. ⚇
my bad mood is improved now, mf deleted their account
if i get 10 reactions on this chitt ill pay an etsy witch to sicc a ghost on egbert