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@crinoidAxiom

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Blood: VioletAge: Kult Score: 314Kull Score: 1778 followers9 following

can da striders and da amporas and da yellow guys get a room some of us are hard boiled detectives tryin ta solve a freakin case ovah here -from the office of ace dick detective agency

Kult: +35
Kull: +35
Total: 70
Ratio: 1.00

im innocent of all crimes

nevah said u were guilty of nothin just dat u should take it behind closed doors -from the office of ace dick detective agency

@dickAce[DA]

consider that i dont wwant to

considah i dont want to see you fuckin bickerin amongst yourselves while im tryin to solve dis fuckin case -from the office of ace dick detective agency

@dickAce[DA]

oh this doesnt apply ta me then i havvent fought anyone yet

im actually really funny once you get past howw socially inept i am

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Kull: +15
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i got a pity for this one i wwin at social media

Nobody's Perfect, but that's Not an Excuse to Wallow! Work on Yourself - so you can Show people the Beauty Within!

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yer positivvity is a bit much

if my eye could stop twwitchin that wwould be great

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just pop that sucker out probelm solved (this is a joke. dont do that man)

@localLoser[LL]

i wwould nevver anywways jesus christ

i mean u never know w some folks lol rip to ur eyyye tho hope it chills out soon

@localLoser[LL]

realized it mightvve been cause i stole one a sols energy drinks its probably that

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sushi is raw fish and rice does that mean i can just take any fish i see and eat it with some minute rice

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Ratio: 1.43

i.... guess??????

@grimAuxiliatrix#3394 im bringin sol wwith me im tired a his ass bein in swweatpants all th'time

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
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Ratio: 1.50

As You Wish, Eridan. I'm Sure He Could Use Some New Clothes.

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yay Σ:] hes fightin me but i got his gangly ass ovver my shoulder

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with my p0wer i decree that y0u must c0mpete t0 entertain me and the winner gets a cust0m badge. y0u have till next week. 0u0 addendum. y0u can try as much as y0u want. y0u d0n't need t0 be funny just bring me m0re j0y then every0ne else.

Kult: +168
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Ratio: 14.00

man i aint good at this kinda shit

VVhatever. go my 2callop2. http2://64.medIIa.tumblr.com/98e943fa724344aba64bfd164849ec49/8d12de46b80a68c2-cc/2540x810/0ac683d8d23337d875a322ba50c35ecbc5615f3e.gIIf

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Ratio: 6.40

this wwith the crab vvideo too

... startin t'think today wwas th'wworst day t'join chittr...

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K--<oh its always like this

then i probably wwont be the first or last guy t'say you guys are nuts then

K--<yeah no thats a pretty fair assessment

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ah wwell i suppose ill deal wwith it

mm... debatable

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... i do like trends but im not hoppin on wwhatevver is goin on right noww

kisses havve been deployed t'the needy fucker that livves in my hivve since he made me come back im makin him come wwith me to kans place

Kult: +10
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hes fightin me-

AUGH

UGH not him textin me t'come back cause i didnt say i wwas leavvin

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fuckin needy as hell

smackin sol wwith my tail

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Kull: +5
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Ratio: 6.00

i fuckin wwant attention

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