♦ pitied by @crinoidAxiom
I think I have decided I hate 6eing in the 9cean. The 9cean itself is perfectly fine, I think I w9uld just like t9 stay away fr9m it as 6est I can.
the 0nly eridan i t0l0rate was the 0ne i talked with p0kem0n ab0ut
@TIPSYNEKOGNOSTALGIC HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/4AA463C194AB.PNG I MADE IT MY FUCKING BANNER I COMPLETED THE DARE NOW WHERES MY HOTTED DOG FROM TROLL 7/11, IM STILL WEEPING OVER THE THEFT OF MY HOTTED DOGGERY, WOE BE UPON THE FUCKING HEATED OOBLONG TUBE MEAT THIEF! #SUGGESTIVE??
wild that a bro i dont even know pited that like what the hell man
X I don’t really remember the last one but I was told it was fun, so I’m excited!! #substances x
yeaaah not really much bein missed
first tiMMe goin for a swiMM in MMy bikini if sand gets up MMy crack MMore than usual i’MM never wearin this shit again
SHOWED UP IN MY LONG ASS SWIM TRUNKS AND MY FUCKASS T-SHIRT TO BE GREETED WITH UTTER CHAOS, I WOULD ABSOLUTELY NOT DO WELL IN SUCH AN AREA. NOT TO MENTION I DON'T THINK I'M VERY WELL LIKED IN THE FIRST PLACE. I DON'T REALLY DO SOCIAL EVENTS TO BEGIN WITH THOUGH, SO IT ISN'T MUCH OF A SURPRISE. NOTHING ENTIRELY TOO PERSONAL
TOO MUCH GOING ON OVER THERE, COUNT ME OUT.
aw man i cant believ im gonna miss this :(
X I guess I’ll just bring a duffle bag of weed instead of weed, coke, mdma, and tabs #substance x
Hm...fuck
Booo, no fun. <- doesn't do that shit anywvays
This is true. One of the first things they teach you in Casper school is that high bloods aren't real.
2ome of you treat 2ociial mediia liike a publiic makeout raiilcar and ii need you two know the re2t of u2 can 2ee that #vaguepo2t
and lets just say that by IT i do mean fillin the empty cells wwith the WWAILS OF THE DAMNED wwhen shes- fuckin wwitch is tryin to possess me hold on
Eridans y0u guys are g0ing t0 need t0 start assigning y0urself nicknames cause i cant keep g0ing "unchained and the 0ther 0ne and the 0ther 0ther 0ne" Unchained is already a m0uthful and im n0t calling the 0ther 0ne "leviathan" thats stupid.
youre telling me
:33< #suffuring!
D-->There is nothing more annoying in any reality than the dreambubbles of Eridan Ampora. The sheer amount of e%cruciating ego a troll has to bear with just to cross the confines of one sea faring vessel would be admirable if he or she or they were anything but sea dwelling airbags. Unrelated to the above topic, I am now in possession of a large pole of wood that is roughly the size of a sea faring mast because it is infact the mast of a ship. I plan to use it to sink the ne%t vessel an Ampora traps me on with irritating conversation and deeply undesired pitch solicitation.
ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CHITTRLINGS. THIS IS YOUR TROLL KINGDOM CO-LEADER SPEAKING. A LEADER WHO HAS, UPON OPENING MY SOPORIFIC, ROTSALT-ENCRUSTED GANDERBULBS, COME TO THE REALIZATION THAT LAST LIGHT, WHILE UNDER THE EFFECTS OF THE #SUBSTANCE, I MADE SOME. CHITS. IT IS MY BELIEF THAT AFTER SWEEPS OF UNWANTED EXPOSURE, FELLOW TROLL KINGDOM CO-LEADER DAVE STRIDER HAS LEFT A DERANGED THOUGHTFORM IN MY THINKPAN. IT LIVES DEEP IN MY FULMINATING PSYCHE. TRAPPED IN A PRISON BENEATH A THOUSAND ATMOSPHERES' PRESSURE OF DENSE, POSTURE POLE-SNAPPING SELF-LOATHING. AND AFTER THE. EVENT. THAT OCCURRED. I INTEND TO KEEP IT THERE FOREVER. UNTIL THE DAY I AM PERMANENTLY SCRAPED OFF THE FACE OF THE MULTIVERSE. FEEL FREE TO SEND A BOMB TO MY HIVE, IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO HELP EXPEDITE THAT DAY'S ARRIVAL. PLEASE.
I hate all 0f y0u
All 0f this simply because i pr0claimed i was single...
i wwant to fuckin cry i hate evverythin this sucks so bad fuck #vent
Are vampires still c00l and h0t and sexy 0r are we 0ver it