♦ pitied by @crinoidAxiom
I think I have decided I hate 6eing in the 9cean. The 9cean itself is perfectly fine, I think I w9uld just like t9 stay away fr9m it as 6est I can.

the 0nly eridan i t0l0rate was the 0ne i talked with p0kem0n ab0ut

@TIPSYNEKOGNOSTALGIC HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/4AA463C194AB.PNG I MADE IT MY FUCKING BANNER I COMPLETED THE DARE NOW WHERES MY HOTTED DOG FROM TROLL 7/11, IM STILL WEEPING OVER THE THEFT OF MY HOTTED DOGGERY, WOE BE UPON THE FUCKING HEATED OOBLONG TUBE MEAT THIEF! #SUGGESTIVE??

wild that a bro i dont even know pited that like what the hell man

X I don’t really remember the last one but I was told it was fun, so I’m excited!! #substances x

yeaaah not really much bein missed

SHOWED UP IN MY LONG ASS SWIM TRUNKS AND MY FUCKASS T-SHIRT TO BE GREETED WITH UTTER CHAOS, I WOULD ABSOLUTELY NOT DO WELL IN SUCH AN AREA. NOT TO MENTION I DON'T THINK I'M VERY WELL LIKED IN THE FIRST PLACE. I DON'T REALLY DO SOCIAL EVENTS TO BEGIN WITH THOUGH, SO IT ISN'T MUCH OF A SURPRISE. NOTHING ENTIRELY TOO PERSONAL

TOO MUCH GOING ON OVER THERE, COUNT ME OUT.

X I guess I’ll just bring a duffle bag of weed instead of weed, coke, mdma, and tabs #substance x

Hm...fuck
Judgieng by tiemieng aloune, I may be asleep when #edsbeachepiesoude happens. That's a shame, ouh well.

This is true. One of the first things they teach you in Casper school is that high bloods aren't real.
2ome of you treat 2ociial mediia liike a publiic makeout raiilcar and ii need you two know the re2t of u2 can 2ee that #vaguepo2t

youre telling me

:33< #suffuring!

D-->There is nothing more annoying in any reality than the dreambubbles of Eridan Ampora. The sheer amount of e%cruciating ego a troll has to bear with just to cross the confines of one sea faring vessel would be admirable if he or she or they were anything but sea dwelling airbags. Unrelated to the above topic, I am now in possession of a large pole of wood that is roughly the size of a sea faring mast because it is infact the mast of a ship. I plan to use it to sink the ne%t vessel an Ampora traps me on with irritating conversation and deeply undesired pitch solicitation.

ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CHITTRLINGS. THIS IS YOUR TROLL KINGDOM CO-LEADER SPEAKING. A LEADER WHO HAS, UPON OPENING MY SOPORIFIC, ROTSALT-ENCRUSTED GANDERBULBS, COME TO THE REALIZATION THAT LAST LIGHT, WHILE UNDER THE EFFECTS OF THE #SUBSTANCE, I MADE SOME. CHITS. IT IS MY BELIEF THAT AFTER SWEEPS OF UNWANTED EXPOSURE, FELLOW TROLL KINGDOM CO-LEADER DAVE STRIDER HAS LEFT A DERANGED THOUGHTFORM IN MY THINKPAN. IT LIVES DEEP IN MY FULMINATING PSYCHE. TRAPPED IN A PRISON BENEATH A THOUSAND ATMOSPHERES' PRESSURE OF DENSE, POSTURE POLE-SNAPPING SELF-LOATHING. AND AFTER THE. EVENT. THAT OCCURRED. I INTEND TO KEEP IT THERE FOREVER. UNTIL THE DAY I AM PERMANENTLY SCRAPED OFF THE FACE OF THE MULTIVERSE. FEEL FREE TO SEND A BOMB TO MY HIVE, IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO HELP EXPEDITE THAT DAY'S ARRIVAL. PLEASE.
i wwant to fuckin cry i hate evverythin this sucks so bad fuck #vent






