♦ pitied by @cryptaestheticCompanion
Outlaws weren't sherrifs.
c0w0rkers in general can be p kissable
↘️i don't even deserve to be forgiven but thank you so much.↘️ ↗️ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF HIS ENDLESS GRACIOUSNESS.↗️
0mg u wan+ me +0 gush ab0u+ h0w q+ n ad0rable n g0rge0us n beau+iful n pre++y my m0irail is??? 0kkkkk u wan+ me 2 sh0w +hem h0w u l00k in +ha+ pre++y pencil skir+?
bu+ i need 2 celebra+e pre++y gurlz huzzy!! i+s leik required
r u breas+ing b00bily 0r b00by breas+ing? b0yz all0wed 2 answer 2!! #phil0s0phy #nsfw
my v0+e is f0r b0b shes s00000 funny!!! g00d cri+iques 2
JU$T FOUND OUT ABOUT THI$ HUMAN INVENTION "NIPPLE$". $HITDAMN THEY $OUND $O COOL, I WI$H WE HAD THEM. I WANNA GET THE PIERCING$.
n0000 hes very q+ and hands0me wi+h his lil jacke+ i pr0mise!! leik super charming n q+ he jus+ d0esn+ ge+ i+ ei+her i+s 0kkkk >v<
i d0n+ ge+ +ha+ s+uff bu+ +ha+ s0unds leik SUCH a g00d c0in
i wish +here was a pushbreak bu++0n all +his +r0ll brun0 mars s+ill is making me sad 💔
0mg +hxxxxx u shud pin ur business card!!!
↘️you are literally wrong.↘️ ↗️AND ALSO IRRELEVANT.↗️
↘️picture this. you are about to finish your workload and the workload of your handsomely capable and vastly physically superior higher up, a task insurmountable in number and previously thought to be a ridiculous dream.↘️ ↗️YOU ARE ALL SMILES. EAR TO EAR.↗️ ↘️you approach the hydration chamber with good news.↘️ ↗️YOUR SUPERIOR'S MOIRAIL HAS ENTERED THEIR SHIFT. THEIR CONVERSATION WITH THEIR BELOVED IS SO LONG AND WINDING THAT THE EXCESS TASKLOAD BECOMES DESIGNATED ONTO YOU.↗️ ↘️which is awesome.↘️ ↗️BUT GROSSLY UNPROFESSIONAL GIVEN THAT YOU ARE APPROXIMATELY ON THE SAME PECKING ORDER AS THE AFOREMENTIONED CHATTYRAIL.↗️ ↘️the office suffers.↘️ ↗️IMAGINE THAT. AND THINK AGAIN THAT YOUR OFFICEPLACE QUADFILLS ARE APPROPRIATE.↗️
↘️can you keep this off of a post directly disparaging your actions.↘️ ↗️WHY IS IT EVERYONE HAS COMMON SENSE BUT YOU.↗️
@cryptaest+eticCompanion t+oug+ts
you of all people know it's a bit we tell ot+er gullible castes
i +ave unfortunate news +uzgal it was
unfortunate you +ad to see suc+ an ugly sig+t
Shouldnt ¥ou b€ looking into som€on€ g€tting th€ir p€srl n€cklac€ stol€n or som€thing
D --> Many of you have been posting a concerning amount of vulgarity to public forum D --> I would like to remind you all that such crudeness should be kept private D --> E%tremely private D --> In a locked trunk beneath the sub-level of your office spaces if possible
Pl€as€ t€ll m€ ₩ho tak€s mor€ than TEN MINUTES looking at a m€nu. Hurr¥ up!
t+is is w+y i wanted sus+i @sacc+arineSovereignty +ttps://i.imgur.com/DDUrrSS.png
sounds perfecƚ. leƚ me know whaƚ you know. im puƚƚin ƚogeƚher a lisƚ of suspecƚs ƚo keep a look ouƚ for. ƚhese chumps donƚ know how ƚo keep ƚheir secreƚs ƚo ƚhemselves.
exclusionary mindset t+at leads to minority needs being neglected sounds nice on paper
somebody get t+is bitc+ off me ♠️ +ttps://i.imgur.com/tRM37Mg.png
◣_◢ TThe key is TTo noTT use TThis plaTTform for news TTo begin wiTTh.
You'd be surprised by how many liars there are on the internet (Many).
↘️why would someone lie on the internet.↘️ ↗️THAT DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT.↗️
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idk
I ₩ill do ₩hat it tak€s to tak€ a₩a¥ his JO¥
IF ¥OU SEE THIS PHOTO OR OTHERS LIKE IT POSTED B¥ @pitil€ssDispatch REPORT THEM TO GET HIM BANNED BECAUSE HE IS A MENACE TO SOCIET¥ Avatar https://cdn.imgch€st.com/fil€s/€b€241048€1d.jpg #nsf₩
your wis+ful t+inking is clouding your judgement
just forwarding to a party i know would be interested
If any tealblΩΩds (Ωr any trΩll qualified tΩ advise Ωn this) cΩuld give me sΩme pΩinters Ωn hΩw tΩ acquire a restraining Ωrder, I wΩuld very much appreciate it.
☆ moirails exploring their red feelings for the first time and accidentally taking things a step too far
Having an SCP as a hivemate makes life better. The clawnstant staring makes you f33l less lonely.
no i was thinking too hard about dilf bod i got so hard i got nauseous i cant lie #nsfw
Damn I love feathers.
HAVE ¥OU SEEN THE DOCUMENTAR¥ ON GRUBTUBE??? OUT OF EVER¥ONE ¥OU DONT BELIEVE ME???
some of you are hating my chits... every chit... as soon as theyre posted... hmm... suspicious
I'M REALLY GOOD AT MAKING OUT W TROLL$ WITH TEETH BLING BECAU$E YOU KNOW WHAT? GRILL$ WERE MADE FOR *COOKING*!!
CROSS EXAMINATION! my "daily practice"?? what does that even mean lmao
CROSS EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! to play troll magic: the gathering incannot possibly be any more clear on that subject
OPENING ARGUMENT! being a hypocrite is great. i get to disparage others and also do whatever i want. total win-win
7rus7 me on 7his: No quadran7 equals no problems. 7his is 7he secre7 7o success in life.
|< th€y should. if you ar€ to fill a quadrant it should b€ with stability in mind. nothing mor€ stabl€ than a contract. if any probl€m aris€s you ris€ it to th€ courtblock wh€r€ a jury of p€€rs shall discuss it and d€liv€r a v€r€dict that will not b€ bas€d in p€rsonal bias but on th€ facts at hand. it should b€ th€ only way.
w+ile t+e mot+er grub is all of our mot+ers s+e is more of some people's mot+er t+an ot+ers
beautiful blue women are always after me aw baby lets make green together
why does nobody talk about hovw the "patriarchy" harms men as much, if not more, than vwomen? think about vwhos gaining from this
A jadeblooded masc could fix me.
didnt even try to have a good day #modestdersite
for all the haters out there: howv does it feel to alvways be vwrong?
current mood: yearning #deepthoughts
some sage wvisdom: if the vworld seems to hate you, you knovw youre doing something right. youre a disruptor, and small-panned people hate disruptors for disrupting their small status quo
another night another chance to meet the one. keep an open mind ladies, you newver knowv wvhen you might meet mr. right
THE ZESTUM FINDS IT IS DIFFICULT TO BE KIND TO THE UNDESERVING.
SIDEBAR! it doesn't come up very much but i'm half mob boss on my lusus' side. The Dogfather actually directly helped me get my start in gambling, all those sweeps ago...
lIkE this chit if yOU wAnnA get hit by a buggy. pity if yOU'd rAthEr not
Ex7ensivelz wi7h no success. 7he line is alwazs 7oo busz, I've been hanging on for hours and hours on nigh7's end 7o no avail. Excep7, of course, for 7he huskbill.
> chittr post about limebloods of all things > look inside > blood: anonymous
The myztery of why Anissy Pipipi doexn't have her very own Anissy Pipipi badge!
And th€¥ sa¥ I hav€ a drinking probl€m.
lots of ai chatter today on the tl! which means id like to talk about another favorite trope of mine: MACHINE X MEAT! (tags: wirepulling, wireplay, teach me to love, fix it fic, upgrades, physical enhancements, robophilia, #nsfw, angst,) i think a living being falling in love with a sentient piece of technology is so kawaii! especially when the robotic partner is gap moe in the way they handle learning to love their partner. hurt/comfort scenes (tags: hurt/comfort) are especially good with robot/nonrobot pairings due to all the fun details that come with repairplay (tags: repairplay) and trusting their nonrobot partner with such delicate pieces of their insides! AUTHORS NOTE this trope/dynamic is a very fun one to explore. fic reccomendations appreciated gomen! whats something you especiallly enjoy about these tension-filled pairing trope?
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i don't even use regular soap no more. was fucking with my brain chemistry. cal even noticed.
what even is the sound of one hand clapping? this is just a peek into my twisted fuckimg pan follow for more at @splendidSophist