Jude Harley
@cryptidDilettante
DISCOVERING THE TRUTH BEHIND EVERYTHING AND SAVING THE WORLD over and out
TRYING TO GO INCOGNITO WITH THE ALIEN TO GATHER MORE INFO! https://file.garden/af4re93_cRzp6CAI/dammekzim.jpg over and out!
ME AND THE ALIEN ARE DISCUSSING HOW TO BEST PREPARE OURSELVES. https://file.garden/af4re93_cRzp6CAI/judeanddammek.jpg (source: https://www.deviantart.com/wcender/art/It-s-a-molotov-cocktail-698482298) over and out!
THIS ALIEN GUY IS STARTING TO MAKE A LOT OF SENSE. over I LIKE THE WAY HE THINKS! over. WE ARE VERY SIMILAR! over and out!
I USUALLY ONLY TALK TO MY SISTER ON MY RADIO. over! I FIND IT COMFORTING! over and out!
HE BLEEDS BROWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! over and out!
SHENANIGANS HAPPENED WHEN I WAS TRYING TO CUT OFF THE ROPE! over and out!
IT SEEMS ROXY HAS MANY ACCOUNTS ON THIS THING! over! ARE YOU OKAY? DID THE MONSTERS GET TO YOU??? over and out!
TELL ME WHAT????? over! I HAVE NOT HEARD A PEEP AND NOW YOU HAVE A BUNCH OF ALT ACCOUNTS ON THIS ALIEN WEBSITE! over and out!
ATTEMPT NUMBER THREE OF POSTING THE IMAGE "DAMMEK" WANTED ME TO. over! https://file.garden/af4re93_cRzp6CAI/metalbucket.jpg #nsfw over and out!
just dont be postin more of this unless u wanna actually fuck some trolls kay #nsfw
THE END OF THE WORLD MAY BE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW! over! IT IS NOT THE TIME! over and out!
ATTEMPT TWO OF POSTING IMAGE THE E.T. TOLD ME TO TO PROVE A POINT. over! https://file.garden/af4re93_cRzp6CAI/metalbucket.png #nsfw over and out!
THE ALIEN INVADER TOLD ME IT WOULD PROVE THIS APP IS CONNECTED TO HIS SPECIES. over and out!
… please punch him again but this time in the gut. actually wait no don’t do that… that’s mean.. tell him i’m disappointed in him. actually no. just ignore everything i’ve said…
well at least i’ve told you not to. did he say anything not grossly perverted? or at least without the picture?
actually give his a good punch in the side for me if you will. somewhere around the bottom of the thing you call a ribcage.
THE E.T. TOLD ME TO POST AN IMAGE ON HERE. https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.vecteezy.com%2Fsystem%2Fresources%2Fpreviews%2F048%2F741%2F932%2Foriginal%2Fmetal-bucket-isolated-against-a-transparent-background-png.png&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=96b404bb1facb63da5f98b5c8e5484587c0089c4ac5f70c741b4d931192d9ba1 #nsfw over and out!
THINKING I MAY NEED TO WORK WITH THE ALIEN INVADER. over and out!
CURRENTLY INTERROGATING ALIEN INVADER! https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ac/5a/f5/ac5af558fb95221f9b013a8cfbe408d1.jpg over and out!
WHY DID I EAT ALL OF THE RECEES PIECES I ASKED ROXY TO BUY LAST TIME WE WATCHED E.T.?????!!!!! over and out!
AM I SPEAKING TO ALIENS RIGHT NOW?! over and out!
It's okay! I'm safe and not eaten by horrible monsters! You were trying to help and I'm sorry I worried you so much. Byers is being a very good bird and is safe in my inventory.
I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOUR DANCING RIGHT NOW JOEY! over and out!
>Your name is Jude Harley and you now have a real life E.T. living in your manor that has seemingly replaced your sister. You have found a piece of SCI-FI technology that is like a computer for your pocket that you can command by touch. Perhaps it can help you get in contact with alien worlds and perhaps even your sister. So obviously we don't know much about Jude or what the hell is going on with him and I doubt we will for a long time so I said fuck it and decided to make an account that will follow whatever the hell shenanigans I want him to get into. Placed during Hiveswap/Hauntswitch aged up obviously.