This platform's user base has me so dadgum paranoid that I just stopped dead in my tracks with my finger hovering over the "send" button on a PERFECTLY innocuous post concerning my new pedicure. On second thought. You don't need to see that. <:| #Perverts #Freaks And other various #SexualMiscreants
YOU KNOW I DON'T BUY SCENT OFF THE RACK YOU STUPID SOCKHUFFING CRETIN GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!
i mother fucking resent that. I DIDN'T HUFF YOUR DAMN SOCKS. i just chewed them a little.
I feel sick.
Baseless and despicable libel.
The particular shade goes by "Scarlet Letter," yes.
I wasn't aware that you filed for temporary leave from Dirk Strider's Dick Fight Dojo Island. You know what happens to bros caught past curfew.
oh fuck bro. NAH I'M GONNA MAKE IT BACK BY CURFEW TRUST. aw shit bro. NOT THE DOUBLE BRO NELSON.
You, me, and one Dirkbot for every minute you're late. Be ready to ride this train.