RANKING EMPRESSES. 4. BEFORUS EMPRESS PEIXES. SHE IS OBVIOUSLY THE LOWEST RANKED. BECAUSE THE WORLD SHE MADE SUCKS. NOT MUCH MORE TO SAY ABOUT IT. SHE DID A SHITTY JOB. 3. ALTERNIAN EMPRESS PEIXES. THE PLANET IS MORE FUN TO BE ON THIS TIME. GOOD WORK. UNFORTUNATELY. BECAUSE SHE IS VERY UNPLEASANT TO INTERACT WITH. AND ALSO. COMING FOR MY JOB. SHE LOSES SOME POINTS IN THE RANKING. 2. FELT EMPRESS @BLACKESTQUASAR. WHILE SHE IS NOT. FORMALLY. IN CHARGE OF ANYTHING. SHE IS OBVIOUSLY THE ALPHA BITCH OF THE GROUP. SURPASSING EVEN MYSELF. MEANING HER POWER MUST BE FORMIDABLE. WHATEVER IT IS. AND ISN'T SITTING ON YOUR ULTIMATE WEAPON. REALLY. A BIGGER FLEX THAN USING IT. 1. EARTH EMPRESS @GUTSYGUMSHOE. I DON'T KNOW WHO'S IN CHARGE OF THE HUMAN PLANET. BUT TO ME. SHE IS UNQUESTIONABLY THE EMPRESS. BY VIRTUE OF HER IMPRESSIVE ORGANIZATIONAL SKILLS. HER IRON FIST. HER MANY VARIED AND POWERFUL SERVANTS. AND THE EXCITING COMMUNITY EVENTS SHE REGURGITATES. INTO OUR AWAITING MAWS. SUCH AS LAST WEEK'S CRUCIFIXION. WHICH WILL PROBABLY STAY WITH ME. FOR THE REST OF MY PATHETIC UNDYING LIFE.
holy mackarel gill how much $$$ she payin you to say all that
I'm as pleasantly surprised as you are seething.
not gonna lie didn't expect a world where condy scored third.
ocray wait i got it. this account is your alt aint it
right??
The only correct ranking there is.
I'M MY OWN BITCH. MY ENDORSEMENT CANNOT BE BOUGHT. MY BODY. HOWEVER. IS A DIFFERENT MATTER.
Whatever you need to tell yourself. :B
I can't say I agree on Miss Crocker. But I will happily accept being placed above the fuchsias.
#freaky