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And noow that they're cooming at me i'm putting my palmhusk oon vibrate moode #nsfw #oonestepahead
ohhhhhh :O ok i see..... that makes WAY moar sense lmao its kinda like how jane has those empire aspirations that r sorta maybe a tiny bit like that but also sorta DEFINITELY normal & fine LOL.... wait ok!!! ur just a go getter like she is! :) omg!!!! meenah i think u might b MY FAVE too now that i get u a little more!! #BestWitch
You know, I really can't 8ut help 8ut roll all eight of my eyes at the hypocrisy of all this, 8ut then again, what did I expect?
>>HAIIII CHITTER >> any1 here liek 2 cl^o^wn ar^o^und~? https://cdn.imgchest.c^o^m/files/a31271f8fedc.gif

welcome back everyone
I shouldn't have scrolled down on my feed. #Dashwatching

concept: pitchbaiting your blackrom crush by purposefully commenting dense things on their chits or starting arguements just to feel the thrill of them inching closer to snapping and putting you in your place (concept: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, blackrom, #nsfw, asking for it, <3<, chittr mention, out of quadlock, archive rating: M)
Are we talking a8out types? I see mine every time I look in a mirror, 8itch!!!!!!!! SEND CHITT
mmuscular girls, fat girls, tall girls, short girls, average girls, all types of girls honnestly >>>>
i love wommenn who could lift mme with onne armm nnot evenn breakinng a sweat. who wannt mme
fuuuucccckkkkkkkk im so fucking AWESOMEEEEEEEE https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/58e0d6ac3d4e39d553015ed728aad5fd.jpg
驚くべき膨らみで私を悪化させます。 #NSFW {{ART BY NAUTICALLYINC ON TWITTER)) HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/1A19402385A0.JPG
私はあなたが私をファックしたいことを知っています。#NSFW ((ART BY EROSTUCK ON TUMBLR)) HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/EE3B0C5237B4.JPG
:33 < We're calling it the #dayofrest? That sounds furrine by me.
That's all I ever wanted you to say, Meenah. ::::)
MESSIAH JANE IS MY MOTHER GRUB #MESSIAHJANE
NOW W--E CAN B--E ON--E R--E--EL BIG )(APPY FAM--E--ELY! GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB!!! W--E'LL FIX --EV--ERFIN!!!!!!!!!!! T)(--E CAST--E SYST--EM AND T)(--E CULLING SYST--EM AND MAK--E S)(OR--E --EV--ERYON--E IS TAK--EN CAR--E OF! NO ON--E )(AS TO DI--E! #deat)(
EVERYTHING IS INCREDIBLE I LOVE THE EMPIRE AND THE EMPRESSES AND I CANNOT WAIT TO HAVE HUMAN MARRIAGE WRIGGLERS WITH @gutsyGumshoe @caligulasAquarium @originalRockerboy @archiveAddict @gullibleColumnist @articulatedClawtography @terminalComrade @golgothasTerror @gratuitousAnnuity @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 @cuttlefishCrusher @assistMint @coralConviviality @twinArmaggetfucked @agamemnonsTheory#4800
Oh no. I'm not falling for that. You say "just ask" with the unspoken fine print including "helper's fee due upfront." I will leave the practice of 8ad 8itchery to you.
I mean they are. They're idiots. 8ut that's just not very polite to say now, is it?
I always found it very...how do I put it? Interesting would 8e the kindest word that I can muster, I think. Interesting. I find it interesting to amass a collection of supposed "doomsday devices" in order to eventually "o8liter8te the impudent landdwelling curs." Particularly when the majority of said doomsday devices were 8uilt 8y a landdweller for the purposes of what I can only assume are out of some sarcastic egocentric mindgames. It had certainly tickled my fancy, at least on a strictly technical level. How would one implement such a machine upon the creatures of land and not have that leave a profound negative effect on the seadwelling popul8tion? (Spoilers: it can't really 8e done.) I still always considered at least the practical applic8tion of such a thing to 8e of some intrigue to me. What immedi8tely comes to mind is, naturally, simply flooding the landscape. It's 8een done, 8ut I wouldn't consider the illustrious Alternian empress' apocalyptic takeover to 8e particularly fruitful for her. I mean, she *did* succeed, 8ut it didn't even seem as though it netted her significant 8enefits. Her su8jug8tion only lasted...a couple hundred sweeps? I got off-track. Six sweep olds trading and manufacturing weapons of mass destruction is nevertheless darkly humorous.
I feel morally o8lig8ted to follow my teamm8tes from SGRU8, regardless of my personal opinions of them. If I don't have their 8acks, who does? # 8eforan Solidarity # Reluctant Loyalty
recently passed 1000 kulls on this site. it will never be enough. i need 10,000 kulls. 100,000. 1,000,000. 100,000,000,000,000.
================ character info post (for OOC only) ================ Gender/Pronouns: Male | He/Him Sexuality: No label because troll shit, but generally into men or masc-leaning individuals. Height: 5'6" Open to: Private RP, shitposting, quadrant shit if wanted but not really the focus. Friendship. #NSFW and SFW. #Gore and violence. Occupation: Mercecutioner / Tailor Interests include: Witchcraft, candles, pumpkins, Halloween, jackpots, pranks, superstitions, hexes, contracts, luck, money, horror games or movies, and costumes. ================ A wicked Mercecutioner in the making, this feisty cat, while on the surface he may come off as someone who is a bit wigglerish, he’s incredibly manipulative and strategic in order to get the outcome that he wants. He can either be loud and obnoxious for a chance at distraction, or quiet and lurking in the shadows in order to make his move. Normally, while he isn’t working to fucking assassinate trolls I guess, he’s rather easygoing with those he knows, and might be a little hostile and rude toward those who he’s never met before. He knows exactly how to get on the good side of people as a form of trust, not only to go in for the kill, but form an immediate bond. It doesn’t always work, he’s working out methods to make everything well. Whenever he’s irritated, there’s a possibility he’ll audibly hiss at you, as a result of being with his lusus. At his best, he’s passionate, cunning, secretly brilliant, and incredibly straightforward. At his worst, he’s greedy, jealous, snarky, and morbid. This is just a get to know the OC sort of post! The personality is a bit old, but I'm sure it's ok! :D ================ https://i.imgur.com/6olOXzI.png #characterinfo #oc ================
...8ut is it truly going to last a week? That seems a little excessive for any sort of 8ash. Not that I'm some sort of expert on parties, mind.
#eridanwweek come to my booth and ill let you step on me free a charge im that dowwn bad and desperate at this point
:33< meowi ame mewri furk betpurr as puns when said out loud ill furrly admeowt that
obviously its some kind of farting poopy #EVERYONEiscoming
breaking news: everyone n their lusus is comin to #eridanweek cause its shapin up to be the biggest party since anythin ever
「 I don’t know exactly what it entails and I have no intent to find out. ⥮
I Still Don’t Know What Eridanweek Is.
...........1 w1ll b3 d3l3t1ng th1s 1n 24 hours. >;] [4rt by m3] https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/9c6b7903d3ff.png #nsfw
hmmmm? were you saying something? #nsfw https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1172368168069636167/1487854460192428052/IMG_0641.png?ex=69caa7f2&is=69c95672&hm=9883e63de6edc8cdb42519ed99ddc33c986b7e0f0320040fe0d9a79dfc7b669c&=&furmat=webp&quality=lossless&width=490&height=868 (art by meee)
when you chill inside a box thats too small for u
timmy stoppedby today. turns out he was at camp. forgot i dropped him off there.lol!
https://i.postimg.cc/52kXVfh3/IMG-0184.gif #aesthetic
A young troll stands in her respiteblock. Though it was ten solar sweeps ago she was given life, she is far from finished with the story of her life. Ten Alternian solar sweeps, for convenient reference, is roughly equivalent to twenty-one Earth years. Of course, we aren't on Alternia, because that would be ridiculous. No, indeed, we have moved on from that planet. Those trolls’ stories have already been told. This is a new tale altogether. Your name is DEILYA OSKUNE. In a few months, on the 8th bilunar perigee of the 8th dark season’s equinox, it will once again be your WRIGGLING DAY, an event for which you are abnormally excited. This is because on that day, you will be playing a game with a few of your friends. This game, of course, will herald the end of your world. But as this is both unavoidable and unimportant at the moment, there is no reason to dwell on it. You have a variety of interests, including PLAYING MUSIC and GAMING with your FRIENDS. You claim to be very good with the GUITAR, and you have an ENJOYMENT of the NUMBER SEVEN which many of your friends describe as ABNORMAL. Your FAVORITE GUITAR is a SEVEN-STRING ELECTRIC GUITAR designed to RESEMBLE a TROLL. Your FAVORITE TIME SIGNATURE is 7/7 TIME, which is why all your FRIENDS say you're ACTUALLY TERRIBLE at the GUITAR. They just DON'T UNDERSTAND. You've been waiting for your WRIGGLING DAY to play the AFOREMENTIONED GAME, because that SEEMS TO BE THE TRADITION. You'd LIKE TO SAY you'll be GOING IN BLIND, but your lusus taught you not to LIE. You have SEEN the game PLAYED BEFORE. Of course, that is something to be DISCUSSED LATER. Scattered about your room are VARIOUS INSTRUMENTS, as well as several ASSORTED CONTROLLERS. A VIDEO SCREEN sits in the corner, and below it are various GAMING CONSOLES. A desk sits opposite that VIDEO SCREEN, next to your RECUPERACOON, and upon that desk sits your COMPUTER, which you'll use to PLAY THE GAME when that time comes. Of course, you also have VARIOUS PORTABLE COMPUTERS, as you have SEEN WHAT HAPPENS when one does not remember to KEEP NO LESS THAN 5 COMPUTERS ON THEM AT ALL TIMES. You, personally, keep SEVEN. In the far corner, there is a SEWING MACHINE, which you used to make your ENTIRE WARDROBE yourself.
Okay I've updated some things about her lore, had to rewrite quite a bit of this, but new pinned chit coming soon!
callin my chittr mutuals my chitties
IN 7HE MIDS7 OF ∆LL OF 7HIS, I'D JUS7 LIKE 7O REMIND EVERYONE 7H∆7 7HE ONLY W∆Y I WILL EVER FUCK ∆ CLOWN IS IN 7HE PI7CH QU∆DR∆N7 #NSFW
when u hate my chits, this is who ur hatin https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/icons/IMG_6564.png
B33 < istg i try so hard not be a hater B33 < live and let live despite my purrsonal biases B33 < oh grass im touching right meow were really in fur it
No+t quite as co+mfo+rting as the embrace o+f the co+co+o+n when it's time fo+r a real rest, but it is definitely o+n par fo+r any o+ther so+rt o+f so+ft nap pile.
It's happening. #EridanCoinCrash #EridanIsOverParty - MC Oleana
:33 < oh i wanted to say i am very happy almost everyone on this client enjoys cat puns! :33 < it makes me very happy and inspires me to k33p them up. cant stop wont stop! :33 < but of course since i am a troll with a furaffinity for all things meowbeasts, would anyone expect anything different? :PP
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NOOOOOOOOO!!! NO NO NO! AHHH, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!!!!!?!?!?!?
call me tht fucker from mobey dick th way i wanna catch a fidh
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first chitt i sea gettin on here im pikin this site already
私は一生、アンチであり続ける。ここにいる全員が大嫌いだ。
I have voted to accept the phrase “I’m just a girl” as a valid legal defense. This also includes many of its counterparts, including but not limited to; “I’m just a little guy,” “It’s my birthday,” and “I was tweaking.”

da green fuck is replyin ta shit again get em
°0 Tools. Both literally and figuratively. (3-) 0°
°0 Another lowly serf got punctured by a spine of the Throne of Haema and had to be replaced. When are they going to send me guards that don't have the toxin resistance of a freshly hatched grub. #sigh (3-) 0°
Spreading love and positivity among everytroll is t)(e goal!!!
FRI--ENDS!! Look w)(at I found!! Isn't )(e so CUT--E? )(ttps://i.ibb.co/fd6KQCSz/9625-F340-CD40-4891-8-C92-BFFCC9-D23-C7-F.jpg

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#whatsupheyhello
Well if you insist madam! *Does a jovial little dance.*
Thought I'd Share both versions of this Illustration!!! Cover of my Fic!!! https://64.media.tumblr.com/ae897ba440421485748f395c2a972fab/afcb58e4b95b9062-54/s2048x3072/edbcb1ec151fc2397480c1b79d6f665f69440de0.png https://64.media.tumblr.com/11fa06d230f04d69735a42e0f0ad8950/afcb58e4b95b9062-72/s2048x3072/e4301759ad9792a254eee1200db1898069d59629.png
CHITTR SHADY FACT #10 • "oughh unghjj im soooooo hungry"
Orange is the colour of a clownfish. Think about that.
I [][]ear t[][]ere are great posts downstairs. Follow me. :>
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HIIIIIII I'M DEILY∆ OSKUNE! I'M ∆ CERULE∆NBLOOD WHO'S DES7INED 7O PL∆Y ∆ CER7∆IN G∆ME (DON'7 ∆SK) WI7H MY FRIENDS! IN 7HE ME∆N7IME, I HOPE 7O ENJOY 7HIS SI7E 7O I7'S FULLES7! I'M ∆ 7O7∆L S∆PPHIC ∆ND I H∆7E CLOWNS SO CU7E CLOWN GIRLS HMU FOR PI7CH FLIR7ING IF YOU'RE DOWN ∆LSO I LOVE G∆MING, SEWING, ∆ND M∆KING MUSIC! I'M ∆ 7IME PL∆YER, WH∆7 C∆N I S∆Y?

https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1013/8764d746af47020b6ec13790358aa21b5119aff6.png?1012238 Did you miss me? #nsfw

Quad this post if I am still allowed to do Evil Surgery on you. #EvilSurgery

OHHHYN MY GOD I LOVE WOEMEN
hey btw my dms are open so if you want to feel free to dm me here for whatever reason
B33 < bro u know i be buying tha 12 ft beach ball and lettin that hoe loose
Ist like theyre mice and Im a cat and theyre sayin "Im a mouse! I'm a moise!" and then i eat them #minion
:33 < why? :33 < ohhh :33 < ok i think it is because you did not get the joke :33 < it sounded like ACHOO :33 < but i arranged it to sound oh so cute and kittycat themed!! get it now? :33
DO YOU PERH∆PS H∆VE ROOM FOR ∆N OSKUNE?
:33 < they say peace is what all true warriors strive fur
RUFIOH DESIRE INITTIVE. BLEW UP ENTIRE QUADRANT. FUCK IT.

hic's g𖦹tta d𖦹 s𖦹mething with aliens infesting 𖦹ur media
fumbled a hot purrpleblood i think i should consider myself bad at thiss flirting thing >X3
anybody eLse have #eviLPowers that you can't ever use because they're Like, inherentLy eviL?
:33< note to self.... peopurr love.... girls.... kissing :33< oh dont mind this uh :33< meow or whatefur
:33< girls kissing :33< send chitt
HEY EMPRESS C∆N I SLEEP ∆7 7HE FOO7 OF YOUR BED 7ONIGH7?
Well - fine - rewriting - thinking - Lots - of - things - How - are - you? >
YOU KNOW I FEEL GOOD ∆NY 7IME I GE7 7O BE NE∆R YOU MY EMPRESS

(( i cannot tell if it's one ampora or multiple but those who are just using greyscaled photos of real people for your pfps you're hilarious keep it up
ch-ch-ch-ch3ck 1t! https://m3d144.g1phy.com/m3d14/v1.Y2lkPTc5MG13Nj3xYW95NTQ1dD403Wh23XNp3DNqcGZhMmRrMH44ZzBjNzFvMzQ0MWF63SZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9n4WZfYnlf4WQmY3Q9cw/fVjS2p50pt96JSBJ22/g1phy.g1f
NO BC WHY ∆M I ∆GREEING WI7H EVERY7HING YOU'RE S∆YING

aight imma go get ma beauty rest yall betta behave ill be hearin aboat it if somefin happens #OB-EY #SUMBIT #CONSUM-E [)(er Imperious Condescension logged the fuck out.]
SHE'S JUS7 M∆D BEC∆USE I'M RIGH7 B7W
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Happy 8+2 followers. If this post gets 8 likes I'm posting my ass! ::::D
∆WESOME!!!!!!! I'LL 7RY 7O H∆VE 7H∆7 7O YOU BY END OF CYCLE
SIGH........ SO M∆NY PRE77Y GIRLS I ∆LMOS7 DEFINI7ELY S7∆ND NO CH∆NCE WI7H........
W∆I7 NO I'M SORRY GLORIOUS LE∆DER ∆NYW∆Y DO YOU W∆N7 ME 7O LIKE, SEW YOU ∆NY7HING? I'M RE∆LLY GOOD ∆7 I7 I M∆DE MY J∆CKE7 MYSELF
nooooo listen its litcherally NOT REAL n the point is ur lying out ya fishy litl butt bbygrl! sure fire works evrytime
YOU'LL GE7 7HERE, MISS PEIXES, I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!!!!!!
never think that poop should have anything to do with falling out of a butt

One last hornypost before calling it in? Survey says... #nsfw

I'm usually the one bringing this heat.

https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/1/a2f1a510c9b7f34fd90d32613693e18997c2d29d.png I seem to have found myself in a bit of a tangle. #nsfw
folks its true wwhat they say you can havve your horse and eat it too dont let big chittr lie to you










































































