♦ pitied by @cuttlefishCrusher
1’m be1ng told there m1ght be #yur1 on the s1de th1s t1me
⊹₊˚{ #MEENAHMOMENNNNT #HAVINGA #MEENAHMOMENT #flayyyy #yessssgurlygrub }˚₊⊹ ࣪
it was nice while it lasted back to work now #gore #violence #body-horror
someone wasn’t us1ng the1r look1ng eyes ton1ght
Do I R-----EALLY )(ave to go fis)(ing for anot)(er pun from YOU of all people? 38P
0u0
oh dont get me started
[|87 :: Just a tune up that’s all. She’s do;n f;ne.
FUUUUUUCK 1 W45 C0UN17NG0N Y0U W4D3RRF1SH B1CH7H
rip 😔
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
@thegoodScratchdoctor what are you going to do with jane and the empress? it would obviously be suicide to wake up the empress without a very very good reason for her not to destroy your entire moon and turn every one of your loyal servants against you. she is more a liability than an asset as long as she is in your universe. jane too will be very difficult to control, especially with the tiaratop.... uh.... *amputated.* :( so really they are not much value to you!!!!! (@gardenGamma @ectoBiologist#6844)
38888D Oh wow, this 8low8otomization was wonderful!
a what??? jesus. glad you're alright.
Almost attracted to all my extended friend group with a few exceptions and god does that make it hard to focus on things #suggestive
wAIT NO i DIDN'T MEAN, tO POST THIS, aT ALL,
oKAY, #SERKETPOSTING HERE WE GO, i WANT, uMM, tO MAKE HER, nO OKAY, nEVERMIND i CAN'T DO THIS DON'T, sEND POST
1 gotta stop reply1ng on her posts l1ke that would save me a lot of pan damage
careful. dont let t)(e president get wind of t)(at. )(e mig)(t not approve... ...but t)(en again, wit)( your increased responsibilities, )(m, w)(ale, w)(at is )(e R-----EALLY doin in )(is position?
no. but you forget; i conquered eart)( twice. or, will do so. t)(ese stupid )(andmaid powers keep s)(iftin my brain around...
Eternal sunshine of the spotless beam
[|87 :: Based on your cond;t;on the closest th;n 1 can suggest would be a synthet;c ;ncense ;n metabol;sm. Th;s unfortunately has the s;de effects of mak;n your sk;n burn and your appet;te becom;n dangerously h;gh…1 also have yet to f;nd a way to reverse the process but ;f 1 do f;nd one 1’ll let you know!
Stop trying to kill me, my Cabinet keeps getting excited at the hopes they can kill people.
aw man i thot this was abt a cat
damn. sounds l1ke you got some catch1ng up to do huh
how d1d you fuck that up so badly 1m l1ke, actually cur1ous
i LITERALLY DIDN'T, dO ANYTHING THOUGH?
1 l1terally hate to agree w1th her on th1s but uh. Hosp1tal Meenah, l1ke, now
nO SEE, lAMPLADY sWANSONG, fORCED THAT UPON rEADER,
Everyone deals with their stresses in their own way even if it is questiona8le to put it on a pu8lic platform Meenah. At least she showed a good amount of writing talent.
datssit im conchfishcatin yo palnhuf ygh pslmgusk palmgusj ah whatebber gimme it
go. to. t)(e doctor. get. a damn. x-ray. on your cranium gurl.
dam i reelly thought eridan was gonna win dat one #fightnight
ANGELS' NUTRITIONBLOCK EPISODE 4 SUMMARY PART 1 The chefs are given an exquisite five course meal in memorial of Karama. At the end, they're given the twist: now that they tasted the meals, they have to recreate them. Losing team has to help dig the hole for the funeral service. YOU TASTED IT, NOW MAKE IT! APP, IMG, LVG RED TEAM Kantan Amcray - 10, 8, 9 Vixroy Altrom - 5, 13, 6 Wrothe Aiaray - 10, 5, 6 Larkin Delph - 5, 7, 10 Meenah Peixes - 8, 12, 10 124/5 24.8 LIME TEAM Junoia Covela - 8, 8, 11 Sawyer Mcroix - 5, 10, 3 Lorn Ryder - 5, 9, 7 Mintyl Tsurga - 10, 11, 10 97/4 24.25 The results are very close... but Chef gives it to the Lime Team, despite Sawyer having had a bit too much to drink in celebration over Karama's elimination and messing up a bit. Junoia's special skill is PERCEPTION, especially when it comes to SEEING THROUGH BULLSHIT. She picked up on that this was a test from the beginning, and clued the rest of her term in. Mintyl, unfortunately competent when he wants to be, was especially handy here. Red Team has to go dig a hole before dinner service. Hopefully they aren't too tired to cook!
karama’s not dead. the7’re re(overing
I don't know what's reel anymore!!!! YAAAAY.
im already excited again but i still cant touch but i dont want to bother jade when shes busy....
i just dont liiiike it like FUCK SUE ME OK!!!! x(
Meenah, you are simply bigger and badder than before.
it used to be a lot easier to believe two different things that conflict the empress made it so simple now i have to work really hard for it!
Tch.
yeah in their verse
Ahokayisee thatmustbeimpressiveheiress.
do ma choco cookies count as meds if they knock u out 38?
ight yk wha been on land too long this gill is goin 4 a swim
reel shit
I AM BMO!!!!!!!! They love me!
hmmm maybe! but i might kill them anyway i am very strong
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ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong? Hhehheh unlikely. hheheehheh. HuskHelm, play 100gecs stupid hooofbeast orchestral rendition.
need a zensu bean gill 38?
it was so reckless she knew that i thought it was so why did she go.....?
▲didnt know your life was so boring▼ ▲sucks i guess▼
she looks so pretty asleep... do i look like that too? theres no way...
i want something and i know what it is now and i think i have wanted it for a very long time woof
HHheh. Tagged the wrong troll! Correcting...
They do+n’t deserve it they’re just grubs they’re just hungry!
I simply say the truth in what c9uld p9ssi6ly happen, Meenah.
Fair enough.
(tags: Reader/Empress, #rankworks, #nsfwe, #nsfw, anonymous requester, mindcontrol, violence, #gore, noncon, size difference, submit, obey, caste difference, what a good girl, f/f, archive rating:E) concept: s)(e cannot be stopped your body writhes beneath her teeth clenched and tears staining your temples as large hands grab at your hips to force you into every violation you can feel her smile looming above you one bite of her endless teeth into your delicate throat could end everything right here your fear is a paralyzing ice pumping through every inch of your body she sees that fear and she devours it whole there are only small moments when you can feel your body beneath your own control it belongs to her why should she let you use it? your pan is her dominion and she will conquer you will obey you will submit she will consume her hands wrap around your neck as she uses you body bouncing limply as if you were nothing but a disposable toy to be torn through and tossed once properly filled "what a good girl" she mutters against your ear there is no love in this she says it because it makes you tighter for a single moment the same way you seize up when she draws blood or stuffs your throat is it because your body knows this is what you were made for? you need her to tell you what is right and wrong you cant do anything yourself "what a good sleeve" your fear is just your body playing tricks on you you want this you want to be useful one more time before she disposes of you it is an honor to serve your empress
ALL OF IT SHE DID ALL OF IT WHATS FUCKING WRONG WITH YOU
thinking about ganderbulb licking today (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, rankmaid arisen, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
ok someone drop a chocolate cake or something at my hotel block rite now fore i get violent #violence
ugh i cant believe im agreein with what that 1 ampora said i hate it #platonic
otha me shoal i drink da tequila or do we not fuck wit it 38? #substance
gill i been tryna sleep it off its NOT workin
holy mackerel aint neva doin this again no wave in any sort of hell dont nomoby told me it was like T)(AT i eel like i died twice over my head hurts like a B-EAC)( an a half dude 38( #substance
idk sometimes i be thinkin i want somemoby to hate but then i sea im just bored an dunno water past me was trippin on
man yall readin comprehension skrills are pisspoor that post was no fuckin invite to get in my dms did u not R-EAD the last port >38?
dude fishtook his vibe for a taser cuz they same color an size too ig #nsfw
to the buoy who got eelectrocuted tryin to get his solo freak on sorry not sorry thats the funniest shit i seen today #nsfw
i feel for mr prez cuz i cant think a anyfin worse than bein pail stalked by a lil red thing wit no common sense but hey at least it aint megido this time am i rite #nsfw
i wasnt complainin COD you still tha same unbelievabubble lil shit you always was!!
it took M-E callin u out for you to say somefin sooo if that aint bitch behavior idk what is
sigh stop hatin my chits if dats all u can do yanno TROLL UP and say it to my face
maybe i shoal do like ma lusus and rip apart anemone crosses my side a tha pond fore i eat em or somefin cause a whale lotta ya be gettin on my damn nerves lately >38/ #violence #hungryposting kind of #horror
close nuff i was acshoally starin at my alts post its a work of art fr
CODDAMN gurl this shit shoal be tagged cause you lookin hotter than crispy crablets 38D
yeah i stick to my nonlethal fruit fizz
xcept my alt she can do nofin wrong
you beaches cod me conchfinced drinkin gotta taste good but its all LI-ES it tasted like old barkbeast blood an toxic algae so fuck all of you >38/ #substance
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn hangotter ova now tha couch be lookin like ma one tru flushcrush ykwis #substance
neva been more disgusted by an entire group yet here i am wishin i could rip me oculars out wit yo dam lack a shellf awareness cloggin my feed this fo -EV-ERYMOBY so #specificposting
i aint blamin tha tequila on this one cause i regret none a it #substance
top 5 things make me wish i couldnt sea is noticin there are alts of ppl i dont like orcare aboat that are cool sigh tha clownfish growin on me
i kno eatin my weight in sweets an chips aint gonna kelp me not feel hungry but i can shore try
ok wha da fuck it gotta do wit my post 38?
nah you cray as fuck my leijon was a fuckin beast with em spices an i mean that as a compliment
i may be a lil late to tha party but nywaves heres ma list and its the only 1 that matters cuz i seen you have fucked up priorities smh this aboat who cooks da best obvs an yea its based on ma experience dont be askin me no stupid questions https://64.media.tumblr.com/fe08d70f181f7eed38917a9df438fd9e/173b158a936354f9-c8/s1280x1920/f2aed2a92448ec7420f3b759c7cfa2e8da5dc29e.jpg
guys i neva had a human cook 4 me how do u expect me to add em if i legit got 0 exp on that >38??
)(-E IS?? cod yall are quick 38DD
if nomoby gets rid of troll djt imma delete my account nvm he dead eelmao
just makin it clear that if a reely cute gill wants a kiss i might say yes but u gotta ask me first or i coralccidentally fork ya #violence 38? not reely but ya neva kno
bored as FUCK in this motherglubber 38/
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn
to da one who just up and <3 all my posts thank u but im still naut kissin no sucka below ma tax bracket #meenahsphere
brb bleachin my eyes rq 2 cleanse my memory a everyfin i just read
bro are u squidding me i been thinkin fo AG-ES that yall was sayin if somemoby was da goat it was cuz one day everyone and their lusii decided em hoofbeasts were super cool and thats why "goat" was the highest compliment eva and i JUST found out it reely means greatest of all time i hate u all >38/
guess this is wat we doin now @cuttlefishCrusher @tentaclesTherapist @anyphaenidsGrandeur yall great and u kno it #womanposting
i hope yall kno im side eyein the fuck outta ur posts while munchin on my spicy chips
cod im so fuckin hungry efin vegan would taste good rn
sign me up buoy
SIG)(
buyin a tamagotchi to sea what tha fuck is up w em
finally sonemone who knows how 2 get a bad beachs pusher racin
yea like i said FUCK vaguepostin @grimbarkGuardian is perfect she dont need no fixin yall just hatin an its sad to watch
can i get that rone? can i get that twirly? can i get that crunch? can i get that hershey? can i get that milkshake wit sum extra cre-cre-cream? can i get that malt all round that rim, rim, rim, rim? hey, i was like "yo, hey, do ya think u could buy me a box of ferrero rocher?" ocray, lets G-ET IT NOW #lyricsposting ig 38?
the logic aint logicin when ppl be postin ALL their bodies here but u need 2 go anon for sum bs confishions? yall lame as fuck but keep goin cuz im havin a lotta fun makin fun a ya
@grimbarkGuardian yo is chocolate like deadly for ya or nah? askin fore i start workin my magic wit tha batter
i come back to sea everyone beefin in the tl damn i thought today of all days youd be chill yk but thats on me
whats dat thing humans say when oh yeah i remember now my new tamagotchi gotta b my spirit animal or somefin cuz the dam thing wont stop askin for food every dam hour all day everyday like its gonna drop dead and hissin at me smh i love it she just like me fr
no glub why we spammin the mini megido gov name but i aint cod no fishue wit her so aight aradia megido
im sea SICK of all these unknown calls who tf are u >38??
glub glub glub glub >38) #glubposting
idk gill im a lil shocked
someone just tide me i gotta pick a name for my tamagotchi and i got fuck all so drop ur ideas here
once moor FUCK vaguepostin @arachnidsGripes is rite no matta what u think boat the confishions it just shows u dont got what it takes to get watchu want 38/ i betta not sea my name up there coz if u wanna fight w me just shell me when
sum spineless krill posted boat me on da anon acc RIG)(T after i say nomoby shoal keep bein cowards smh
what the fuck
#rechitt
cant beliebubble i missed #gillsnightout 38/
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn
wakin up cause youre hungry even tho you wanna keep sleepin is the kind of bs that makes me think stayin semi alive sucks
fuuuuck woke up 2 all my shit on da floor cuz i done forgot closin the dam windows 38/
bro all the cool events takin place when im up 2 my fins in work 38/
imma regret this aint i (sigh)
trainin didnt make none a this any less fuckin conchfusing
shell yeah gill thats the stuff 38D
yall neva taken the chance to stick ur 2x3dent (or waterver lame strife u cod) thru somemobys thinkpan and it shows #violence
time 2 get my 2x3dents ready
right when i was gettin tha bloodlust under control too smh
woke up reely wantin to fork sonemone dunno if i shoal go out and do it tho
i reely shouldnt have baked 200 cakes... fuck
i didnt sign up tho
i feel scammed no one has beaten each other up yet 38/ #fightnight fails
couldnt stay aint shore ill try anotha time
burais stfu youre cloggin my feed wit ur bullshit saurys
yall dont fill nuff buckets on yo own time an it shows eelmao #nsfw
naut u too so far they tryna steal blue glowy spheres from a rich cluster i dont sea why he so hype boat it but whatebber 38/
man nitram been up ma gills boat watchin this stupid 2d show boat sum poor wrigglers livin under this fancy bass city wit a sparkly drug goin round so imma watch it just to shut him up ill update yall when im done s1
a la looney tooney 38?
ha aint shore its da past u remember but its sum cartoon show my frond has been bubblin 2 me aboat
1st ep down it fuckin threw me but aint hooked yet gotta see if ep 2 is betta bait
moby i cod some stories 2 tell u
good loch wit dat gill luv yo energy
a gill cant look awave from chittr for a sec w/o comin back to sum bs love to sea yall conchsistent af
remind me neva stay up late to binge shit when i gotta b up at this fuckin hour to train i regret everyfin
this mf reely took me on a hike for the halibut 38/ my fronds are krillin me i gotta look into this string of bad decisions smh
wasnt gonna thx fr 38D
whale then gold it is
ok idk if that gonna work but thx nywaves
where the chewable at when i need it bro
any tips on how ta glue a horn back togetha 38?
but whateva gonna watch it now ill sea what hes all bubbly for
dont got any
nah he said the same fin an i dont trust it!
i had to check coz i keep mixin up tha name nywave its troll arcane
nitram is crawful excited aboat me watchin ep 3... somefin smells fishy
its on sight
fuck this shit i aint ever listenin to nitram again in my life istfg >38/
and no i wont finish s1 that was it in the immortal hand gestured words of the late great meulin leijon: IM SO DON-E
round 2 next week?
it was ur idea gill 38P
post win dinner hits tha spot 38D
gill i aint your meenah >38?
:33 < oh i s33 :33 < maybe a bit. :33 < but i know my meownah purretty well!!
bro i manta my page not chittr
if ya really gotta ask me that you mast be R-E-EL new here 38P
dont count yourshellf out theres alwaves time
holy carp i didnt think id sea so many new faces 2 block tonite
aight a lil fishy told me chittr been makin ppl unfollow otters so if i unfollowed ya thats prolly what happened or u pissed me off
yeah yeah ma body is a temple that means i accept offerings so gimme the bag of chips fore i stab u
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw
eelmao no idea what that efin means gill but ok next time ill lyk
nah i dipped
not my hive gill and now im bored af
tha slumber party was ok but moby it aint for trolls coz everyone went to bed and im wide awake eelmao
cant sleep so imma go punch somefin til i tire myshellf out
if he dont stay chill it gonna b trouble
i just said that
wait what da fuck what i miss why is trollbama beefin w his entire team 38??
i be thinkin to myshellf moby i shoal start chargin $$$ for trainin ppl but then i remember itd be a class w 100 perchent mortality rate an move on
i went and blew up sooo much shit tonite 38D ma clothes cod a lil burnt tho
#PR-EAC)(
what can i say im on top a ma #badbitch game
10/10 will do it again
idk if this counts as psa but it turns out ridin a missile WILL fuck u up a lil my legs be jellyfish atm
ight bet ill sea what i can do
ive never used ma psions 2 cook 38O
ugh im hungry as fuck but i dont wanna get up i just got comfortabubble 38/
nitram paid me to watch ep 4 sigh here we go again
i )(AT-E this mf show cant believe i let myshellf get reeled back in dis rotten bass buildin
im still thinkin aboat the lil fish who went anon to say they wanted me to beat em up i wonder who it was 38?
im tha motherglubbin boss now bitches 38D
anotha win 4 tha books 38D #peixesstaywinnin
aight whale that wont help in my case but thx ig
u messin with me 38/
i know imma regret dis but whatebber this post is for fuchsia ladies and purples ONLY i dont wanna sea anymoby eelse commentin dumb shit i cod a very searious question how do i stop wantin to krill sonemone on sight 38?
RIT-E AS FUCK
1 more time just in case dont vague aboat me u can tag or dm me if u dont got tha guts for that then glub off ma page
@barackObama on dat note id say saury for trickin ya but i regret nofin 38D dw tho i wont krill nomoby today #illdoitagain
@tipsyGalactica roro just 4 dat im makin u first on ma list
dont b salty coz i didnt notice ya 38P
if i didnt fork u today thats a skrill issue
ocray FIN-E if u want 2 get forked by me fore daylight comes put in yo appl 38D
hypothetically if sonemone wants 2 hire me to krill somemoby eelse i S)(OAL krill that perchson instead rite 38?
38D 38D 38D 38D
in tha bubbles moby
if news come out that i murdered @channelsixsixsixNews i want yall in here to know its nofin but tha truth
im so -EXCIT-ED 38D
im doin a public service 38D
lil bitches who dont listen sleep w the fishes
i found ya bitch
andrews barkbeasts are kinda cute ngl they in his yard rn so they wont hafta sea this 38)
now that the suckas xxtra dead i wanna lay it out that i aint a kill 4 hire i do it for myshellf only #violence #murder
look him in da eyes 38D
thats what i like 2 sea 38D @channelsixsixsixNews
nah dats how u get sloppy
ngl i was boat 2 skip trainin cuz of yesterday but ma lusus didnt raise no bitch
done trainin time 4 breakfast im STARVIN
oh word?? aight bet
not u i meant my nitram
fuck if i know da origins but this it he said it reminds him of me (shrug) https://i.pinimg.com/736x/7d/95/17/7d9517797ee11475dbb8faade1e80aa8.jpg
ocray somefins fishy af nitram been up my fins boat me postin a pic doin a random bass pose and i KNOW its anotha of his lame cartoons 38/ shoal i do it or shell him to shove it
whatchu want bro im busy
k
dude i legit JUST made all these brownies what da fuck u mean they gone already? >38(
you too bro
waterver man ill make moor tmrw glight
and i do
i wont but itd be so FUCKIN funny #violence #gore
nah he kno betta than to fumble a lux bag of yo caliber rite @barackObama 38D
they were both so beautiful the way their bodies moved the way they looked at me
I have full faith in y9ur a6ility t9 6e purp9sefully detesta6le. That y9u haven't already achieved that is frankly surprising t9 me, 6ut I have n9 d9u6t y9u'll meet that g9al s99n. #P9sitivity #Supp9rt
@barackObama u aint ma boss so imma take every hate and mediate from u as a rq for my smoke ocray thx 38D
i t)(ink you could out-do me if you simply let evil into your )(eart. trollbama )(as been lookin quite vulnerable lately...
Psiionics, (SELECT) seadwellers, hot Daves, and women. My type, every8ody. Oh, and other versions of myself.
vwhat do you mean thats me
It gets stupider.
dont be playin t)(ese games wit)( em. youre not beefin wit)( a god; youre beefin wit)( t)(e pavement, or t)(e sky, or t)(e air itself.
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aww gurl 38D!! <>
bay tha power vested in me bay mr prez dude imma fork whoeva da fuck i want coz i can 38D #peixesstaywinnin
thx gill u a reel one
ohgoshiforgotallwhoimsupposedtogiveratings to #nsfw hopetheydontpunishme heheheh butnoseriouslydontbemad hhh Workingonthem!
i should be polyamorous
no clue whatchu bubblin on gill but shell yeah get their basses fried >38D
its ok youll grow but efin then imma b bigger than u 38*
what up mini me
You should be.
It's my tattoos, isn't it? They're just too cool.
Obviously all Striders aren't banned from Earth-C. Meenah, you're not President anymore. What the hell is my Cabinet doing.
BUT I LIKE THAT ONE
Don't know how we feel about canoe in this one, but I like yor style.
Well. I guess we really are in it now. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/oh%20broseph%20were%20really%20in%20it%20now.png
That day is rapidly approaching.
excerpt from "your oval orifice" (tags: Barak Trollbama/Bro Strider, #nsfw, power imbalance, president x sec of defense, in the office, dont get caught, yaoiposting, missingno outbreak mentioned, human relationship) baraks breath caught in his throat as large hands met his hips shoving him down into a deep bend over his desk "what are you...-" "teaching our president some manners" bro muttered the secretary of defenses hand slid up trollbamas spine to grab at the back of his neck scruffing him like a meowbeast and earning a needy moan from the president "i didnt mean to question you i just-" "save it" bro had been shooting daggers at the president since the advisory meeting about the missingno outbreak bro had given his ideas and barak had listened to rose instead when barak should know who to obey with no questions asked "im sorry" trollbama mewled with his cheek pinned against the papers on his desk but something about this just felt so good he could hear the sound of a belt being unbuckled behind him and tried to bite back the guilty smile spreading across his face "did you at least lock the door?" barak asked bro leaned down over him to graze his lips over the shell of the presidents ear "im hoping someone walks in and sees you like this"
i'M NOT SAYING THIS WILL BE, hOW i DO IT, bUT,,, iT MEANS NOTHING IF SOMEONE JUST, oCCASIONALLY TYPES DIFFERENTLY, rIGHT?
Glub!
just got my ass beat in an unarmed strife with @chrysophilistCataclysm it lasted like, a minute i think? i got one kinda good swing in and then was pinned and yowling for my life. taking this l all the way home for an ice pack. edit: it was my idea! i wanted to try unarmed since the powers on weapon strife got really intense. turns out this was more intense! still fun though.
youll get tired of it, me. youll sit and wonder w)(y t)(e fuck youre playin second fiddle to some dips)(it w)(o cant keep it toget)(er for two seconds. t)(en itll click. wont )(appen now, or tomorrow, or even next week. but itll click.
You may usurp me a little, if that would lighten your mood.
I am in correspondence with them, and it seems their mental state is extremely fragile. I would not take it to heart—you are extremely capable.
thus is the prince of hope enthroned crowwned not by gold but by the wwar song a fifty thousand wwrath-wweary angels wwhere he treads the darkness retreats before his light beautiful and terrible as the dawwn https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5107e9ca5e88.png #fitcheck @gratuitousAnnuity @handMaid
My Matesprit Is A Seadweller She Gave Me The Glub Pass
Glub
shell yeah guppy #meenahmoment
glub glub bitch #glubposting
Hhf. Uhm. AMA.
i dont know what youre talking about!
i hav ea ton ofpubliconesbutineedtomakesuretheyareperfectfirst iwillworkonthishighblood
She Has Patients #PostingVaguely #RefuseToCommentAnyFurther
Bulge jousting! The intimate act when two bulges wrestle for control...
i wish i had bulge viewing psionics im just stuck with the voices of the dead telling me how much they hate me and how they know i should have died in the explosion without a single moment of silence since i was dragged out of the treeaboo village rubble but at least i can move heavy things sometimes i guess you know things that are two pounds maybe (tags: The Rankmaid/Psionics, #nsfw, at least some of them like my work, im supposed to leave my hive later and im sick over it, archive rating: M)
they dont miss
Do you want a reading? I haven't missed yet...
you think i aint tried?? 私たち二人とも真っ先に思いついたことだった。 but for waterver reason we just stay pearlfectly intact. うわー、よかったねー。
wrote out a whole concept about gill licking and then deleted it these seadwellers are doing crazy things to me (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
troll silk sonic..... <:(
im still not over all of that completely im ngl :((( #VaguePost #TrollBrunoMars #Heartache #Hurt
......troll bruno mars <:(
hi jane!! i loce you!! ,<3
meenah do you hsve lifepowers please pleas
janes heut shes not vmoving osmeoen helpplease
please janes not moving please someone
It is, isn't it? But t)(at's t)(e sort of t)(ing we've wanted to sea. Rig)(t?
an honor to have vriska in my crazy awesome sex post. ive got irons in my fire allright #nsfw @arachnidsGrip#9137
i RELATE TO THIS FEELING, aCTUALLY,
mfw https://i.ibb.co/cXNWrVKW/image.png
MEENAH PLZ..... #YouDontWantHer #Srsly
C0ncept: C0urtin' th' Tenebr0us S0rt Pitch-thick air trapped bet\/\/\/\/een them in the lo\/\/\/\/ belly of the ship, hot \/\/\/\/ith cigar sm0ke and the scent of brine dragged in fr0m the storm 0utside. His laughter cuts through the cabin first, cruel and b0oming, only to break apart \/\/\/\/hen her h0rns crack hard against his in open challenge. Hea\/\/y rings scrape against her \/\/\/\/rists as he catches her hands bef0re she can sh0\/\/e him again, though neither of them pretends the struggle is meant to end. The \/\/\/\/alls gr0an \/\/\/\/ith the sea beneath them \/\/\/\/hile their \/\/oices rise louder still, argument f0lding seamlessly int0 something intimate and \/\/enomous. A shattered bottle leaks dark liquor across the flo0rb0ards beside discarded coats and a rifle carelessly kicked beneath the table. She spits insults \/\/\/\/ith en0ugh force to dra\/\/\/\/ blood from her 0\/\/\/\/n bitten lip, and he \/\/\/\/ipes the streak of \/\/iolet a\/\/\/\/ay \/\/\/\/ith his thumb like a treasured thing. E\/\/ery touch bet\/\/\/\/een them feels half a second a\/\/\/\/ay fr0m \/\/iolence. E\/\/ery glare lingers to0 long to truly be hatred. He cr0\/\/\/\/ds her back\/\/\/\/ard against the edge 0f the na\/\/igati0n table, en0rmous hands braced 0n either side of her \/\/\/\/hile she stares up at him \/\/\/\/ith open contempt sharpened int0 hunger. The g0ld in his eyes burns bright beneath the dim cabin lights. Her cla\/\/\/\/s drag sl0\/\/\/\/ly do\/\/\/\/n the front of his chest, catching 0n fabric, medals, and skin. He grins at the damage like a man being decorated f0r \/\/\/\/ar. "You ruin e\/\/ery room you enter," she gr0\/\/\/\/ls. "And yet you foll0\/\/\/\/ me into e\/\/ery single one," he replies. 0utside, thunder rolls acr0ss black \/\/\/\/ater. Inside, identical laughter rises bet\/\/\/\/een them again, ugly and adoring all at once. (Tags: The Dualscar/Rankmaid, #rankbait, #pitchfilled, blackr0m, \/\/iolent de\/\/0tion, hatred as intimacy, sead\/\/\/\/eller r0mance, st0rmb0und yearning, archi\/\/e rating: M)
do you have any coping techniques for the situations. im dyin over here
If this is about bruno mars pull it
what tf happened gill 38?
As I stated in my last post; I don't argue with the women in my Cabinet. They tell me to shut up and I do.
You all may think I'm the President and therefore the leader, but you seem to forget I have a Lalonde as my VP. It is important to know where the real power resides. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/thanks%20VP.png
LET HIM LIVE.
I became Secretary of Defense! Pretty cool.
"In-law" is certainly a choice.
......i miss #TheCasino :(
😦 yo my bad... how do 1 delete a ch1tt...
PLSSSSSS DONT MAKE ME GET A REAL JOB I NEED 2 PLAY 16 HOURS OF EMERALD KAIZO REHATCHED & THEN TAKE A 14 HOUR NAP W/ #LeCats :( :(
tHEY LET HIM, oN THE CRUISE WITH THEM BUT, mY INVITE WAS, fORGOTTEN, wOW,,, #VAGUEPOSTING
Sometimes I fucking hate this job.
it was a funny joke you have to admit!
i like to keep an open mind when it comes to yaois
evrybody hated me bc i todl the truth (hot cronsu)
I'm Too Pitiable. I Need To Become Hateable Enough That Someone Uses My Nook As A Bucket For Several Lights Straight. Is That Too Much To Ask? I Think It's Perfectly Reasonable, Personally. #nsfw #notquitekismesis
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/394e5f495de8.png #notgay
peixes your deductions astound me yeah
hmmm glub
the best part about saying if i vwas born on alternia i wvoulda been a total badass is that its totally true. i wvas vwasted on beforus man
holy mackerel i went fishin for zs an slept so hard i was dreamin that i was back in high school which neva fuckin happened cause dats a human thing sooo maybe i shoal say it was a hallucination or sum nywave it sucked
i went to the #teaparty and all i got out of it was a broken pusher and this stupid caliborn figurine to put in a jar!
i'm. hoo. okay. feels like everything's on fire. i feel like i need to break something.
mightttt do a new pfp maybe ill egt respectufl bitches if i dnt have my tibbies out
This edible is weak. #substances
eridan ampora #eridan #ampora
yeah... k1nda FEELS l1ke 1 dont have a cho1ce e1ther, haha...!
Yes, the three 9f us, Rufi9h included, are starting a p9dcast 9n issues that are imp9rtant t9 us. If y9u'd like t9 learn m9re a69ut it, please read: https://chittr.ing/pr9file/carmineGn9si9l9gy/c855af3e-6138-42a2-986d-6486cc687c6d
dats enuff chittr 4 today sooo peace
i'M NOT THOUGH, i'M NOT A SHOE PERVERT! tHAT DIDN'T EVEN COME UP DURING, tHE CANDY NIGHT!
nO i WASN'T, mY DREAMS ABOUT HER, aREN'T LIKE THAT AT ALL!!!
MEENAH PLZ
biggest betrayal a my life is when i tried tequila last week an my drunk shellf cancelled my flight back so now imma b livin on da beach hiveless style #fordaplot #substance
#AllGone #MoneyGone #TheCasino #AlphaReport #KindaWannaKeepPlayinNgl #FUUUUUUUUCK #RoxyReport #GonnaCryAtMyMassageALil
#friendshipfriday gotta be da biggest joke i seen on this site #trustnobitch
mEENAH'S SPHERE??
hey are wve still talking about vwomen? hell yeah #feminism. ivwe had to wvatch you assholes talk about cock (clowvn cock) all wvipe, can vwe talk about cloobs (clovwn boobs) or something? id say clussy (clovwn pussy) but youd all just find a vway to make that wveird #nsfvw
#Jane got a juggler to perform 4 us....... #Conflicted #2ndDessert #JaneyReport #AlphaBoat
shella bored so imma blame bubbles 4 my sudden cravin a gill smooches 38/ bringin it up on my own feed wit my own wifi na thats sum fuchsia on fuchsia crime istg
aM i AT LEAST, oN FLEEK, wITH IT?
yEAH,,,,,,,
rIGHT,,? aND MY HORNS ONLY, aCCENTUATE IT,,,
shi im neva up to date with dis sites chaos whos fightin 38?
okay so i knovw evwerybodys been vwaiting to hear from me specifically on this topic. i had to giwve big michael an entire pack of ciggies to get this post out so youd better all be thankful. split into guys and gals because it matters a lot https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/91b879dba06d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9032e3f9cd2.png
380!!!
gill i had no clue we was dyin i was a lil busy nappin but yea maybe ill tell u someday
otter me u cod no idea sigh
sigh when are ppl gonna get that tellin me not to do somefin only makes me wanna do it moor
goregle can i catch pale feels for my otha shellf or is that like illegal in paradox space 38?
allright dog i got nothing in my tank for my alleged finall chitt before i die so llets hope meenah was wrong, bc for once this cargobuggy all outta fllammablle engine flluid
Moby not, but I know you )(ave your ways of s)(owing t)(at you're sorry. 38)
i have 2 pick him as my favorite bc he fcuked me an thats how i choose whose my fav ig
aNYONE HAVE ANY, gOOD QUADRANT VACILLATION BASED SONGS, i COULD USE A GOOD, eMOTIONAL CATHARSIS, sESSION, rIGHT ABOUT NOW,
immn si hungry now cant thunk straig
im sry but i just cant forget what they did 2 the real president #KilledHimBadStyle #Shaggy2Nope
tINKERBULL WOULD, KNOW WHAT TO SAY OR MORE ACCURATELY, sNRF, oR AT LEAST LET ME, bURY MY FACE IN HIS FUR,
i GUESS i REALLY AM A, (SEA) COWTROLL IF i CAN MANAGE TO, cORAL, eVEN YOU, eHEHE,
i THINK, yOU WILL NOT HATE ON ME TOO HARD BECAUSE, wE ARE BUDDIES }:) mAYBE EVEN, bUBBLE BUDDIES,
AND ALSOOOOOO today is a very VRY SPECIAL DAY 2 the loveliest bestest BFFSIE anyone could ask for!!! LOVE U @gutsyGumshoe !!!!! <3 <3
#Dirk just sang tha song roxanne by the police @ karaoke......... what did he mean by that #DirkReport
Alright, alright. Mild clarific8ion: The "No" category is either individuals that I don't want to entertain the idea of doing any of the three for, or I just don't feel too strongly a8out. I am not ela8or8ing on the complic8d section. No, not even if you ask really nicely, nor if you're one of the people in question. #nsfw https://images2.img8ox.com/c0/62/2HAegH3K_o.png
Hm! Logging off.
glub yeah wwhy not ill get in on #glubposting
hovws that? ivwe got plenty of haters i cant ewven see from up here on the top.
eugh. him.
majyyk
Direct neural uplink?
i vwould be livwing in hell to if i made the CRUCIAL mistake of missing a chance to hook up vwith me. because im the man. #notgay.
more people are coming online so things are either about to get freaky, really laggy or both
wwhyre rusts so irresistible theyre a dime a dozen and yet somethin deep and dark in my psyche drawws me in wwas i fuckin hexed again
sorry if i owe u a msg back rn im tryin 2 unconfuzzle the everluving hell out of my brain rn
HELL THE FUCK NO THAT ISN'T AWESOME- THAT GUY'S A DOUCHEBAG! NOW I'LL ADMIT HIS PHYSIQUE IS NOT UNDESIRABLE TO ME BUT HIS PERSONALITY NEEDS A MAJOR WORKING OVER. AS FOR 'GETTING ANY', PLEASE. AS IF ANYBODY HAS THE TIME! I'M CURRENTLY BEING PARADED THROUGH THE TROLL KINGDOM ON THE HANDS OF A BUNCH OF EXTREMELY GRABBY MOTHERFUCKERS WHO VIEW ME AS A GOD DESPITE THE FACT THAT I HAD TEMPURA FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING. WE'RE ESTABLISHING A WORLD AND A LIFE HERE, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO BE SLEEPING AROUND, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
not flirting!! i can be mad without it being a spades thing!!
i didnt think she was ACTUALLY gonna torture him!!!! <:( i mean..... thats JANE
I think I do a very good jo8 of masking just the sheer tene8rous depths of my resentment. It is not the quantity of my 8itterness that is the dilemma, since that is essentially an endless wellspring that I can draw inspir8tion from again it again, it is the precise amount that I must carefully inject into my afterlife so that I may not implode.
fuck #SoBoned
fuuuuuuuuck #GoingInTheGloop #NotCominOut
dw ill take care o him for you >:(
i mean uhh i didnt say that pretend i say something normaler than that instead
shiiit ok ok i did NOT mean it like that :( sry i think what im tryin say is that youre kinda WAY easier to talk to than other u lmfao esp considering like were actually talkin & ur not doin lazer beam eyes @ me..... n im not throwin beautiful cubeblox ponies back...... its kind of????? nice???
actually no no1 say it
i drew a pictrue of myslfe even tho im whiet girl wsated rn i think i did good *picture *myself *white *wasted #substance #art https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1f307f678f96.png
✨ They have given me good memories during the 3 i attended, i am sure it will work out my little monster. ✨
i regret every single minute wasted on this dam site #sumyallfunnyaftho
There was a certain point where I had hit a halt in my studies on certain aspects of Alternia...particularly those related to that of its sinister orchestrator. Certainly there were legends aplenty a8out the Demoness and her duty towards a mysterious master, 8ut most of the mythology directly regarding the actual lord she served were frustratingly vague. This was no dou8t 8y design, though. I already struggle to glean meaningful writings from the church of the mirthful messiahs, 8ut there is strong evidence suggesting that there certainly was something that they knew a8out the apocalypse and how it correlated to the Lord of Time. What has remained a frustrating mystery has 8een the machines. Twin gates decorated with cheru8 heraldry and a certain key. It's really a shame that there isn't a relia8le source of recollection I can uncover. May8e in due time I'll 8e a8le to find out more.
i mean.... uh me neither :( its ok tho......
i m LITERALLY gonna fork myself 2 a just fuckin death oh my godddddddd https://i.ibb.co/TqF6Rq3L/image.png
#StayingInTheDoomedTimelineNThenEvaporatingBackOnTheMenu
my gawd how the fuck am i ever gonna talk 2 either of those grls again
I'm not s)(ore w)(at to tell my moirail. #glubposting
O)( my cod. My pan.
ugghhhh just let me blame y0u instead.
:33 < SO THATS WHY I HAVE THAT WEIRD TASTE IN MY MAW
I mostly disagree. I'm on effecti\/\/ely house arrest until this \/\/\/\/hole murder case blo\/\/\/\/s o'er. I dunnae e'en like grapes.
I cannae stop tastin' grapes, an' th' Rankmaid.
:33 < i have candy red blood on my hands. its so much i think i killed someone
:33 < hanging my head out of my window so i dont puke on my polaroids...
maybe if we pretend it isn't then it d0esn't have t0 matter?
:33 < im so getting fired fuck fuck fuck
:33 < this is not a cat pun day im so sory
--E fucking fine i wont try n help again
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Have fun
s4m3 grl!!
i AM, mE, wHO ELSE COULD BE ME EXCEPT ME, tAVROS,
The site won't allow me to pity react anymore. Is there something wrong with pitying the poor? Having mercy for the weak? Mocking the Amporas? #ButThePitifulMassesAwait #KMS
Why Does He Even Need To Get Me I Am Already Here A Few Feet In Front Of Him
4WWWW. 8(
Quad this post if I am still allowed to do Evil Surgery on you. #EvilSurgery
MAKE FRIED CHICKEN.
whαt ιs ιt wιth trΩlls pιtyιng my chιtts....
nevver think that common trolls should havve anythin to do wwith their owwn govvernin -troll cato #philosophy #stoicism
UNSUR3 1F 1 N4PP3D OR JUST D1SSOC14T3D FOR S3V3R4L HOURS TH3R3
