oh right i guess i should make an intro post or something! hi everyone! it's me, john egbert! the egg-meister, as some people call me. if you don't know who i am, that's fine! i'm really trying not to let celebrity go to my head.
just so long as you don't show anyone the ones where i'm totally naked, i will accept this humiliation without complaint.
Even the one with the vomit? That's the most hilarious one!
are you sure its not becaus o somethin else
egg.
i hate to say it, but it is objectively funny. you can show them that one.
what else would it be?
bert.
dont worry about it
the egg mister the egg mixer the egg master the egg mingler the egg masher
all of these things and more!