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X At what age is one considered a MILF? x

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@gardenGnostic[GG]

of course! but thats such a low bar it hardly feels worth mentioning

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@itChy[IC]

I've had my fair share of tadpoles.

X That’s like a lusus right? x

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@gardenGnostic[GG]

i guess you could call it a person taking on the role of a lusus

It's not concrete, it usually depends on other circumstances.

30-40 human years. Its not about if you have a kid or not its about the energy you put off. Trust me. I was a MILF hunter in my day.

X Mhm so I’m gonna go convert my age to “human years” quickly x

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@flightyBroad[FB]

When your powers emerge. MILFs are actually a hivemind species that graze on wandering thoughts of onlookers, leeching psychic energy passively. Do you think they wore the really short pencil skirt and toyed with the edges by accident? That the visible whale tail and throaty chuckle before adjusting just happened to be in your periphery long enough for a glance? MILFs read minds. And when they mature after may years of wizened dotage, they become functionally unstoppable. Child rearing is almost functionally irrelevant. A misnomer at best. Trolls can be MILFs.

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