Dracula
@darkLord
''What is a man?'' You may seek my incorporeal repository; ask yourself what you have for in exchange to speak to me.
I could entertain the idea of hosting a social event in the end of this month but I must decline. I am not a coordinator for such things nor would I prefer such ... disgrace into my home.
plus theres the immortal risk a belmont would kick your fucking ass
We do not bring up that cursed name around here. If I see that pest, he will the first one banned.
Disgrace‽ It is a god damn, mother fucking Blessing, an Honor to have a Strider grace your retirement home with their presence.
That's my home that you're talking about as well...
You live with that guy on purpose? You can do better.
That man is my Father. I would say to put some respect on him but I don't even do that...
See exactly.
My bats have fled from the rafters. They have been appropriately labeled with colored bands. If you see one, return them to me at your earliest convenience.
How many occurrences must it be until I have reached my limitations on banning my heir from my sight, I do wonder.
࣪⊹₊˚{ }꩜ᯅ꩜{ ARE YOU A REEL-LIFE RAINBOW DRINKER???? LIKE ONE THAT DRINKS BLOOD? IN REEL LIFE???? }˚₊⊹ ࣪
The castle is all but still and recluse, yet my vantage of Martha Stewart is here to stay.
Wolves call out to the moon above as bats soar into the night. My castle extends a warm welcome this delightful evening.
An eclipse will rise and oh, what a glorious sight it will be. Even the moon bleeds.
I can smell the alcohol emanating from one's skin. You taint your blood for a short-lived revelry yet I must admit, it has a distinguishing flavor profile on my tongue.
My prey awaits this night.
🍅🍅🍅...
Away with your meddling, young man. Retire to your chambers at once.
Perhaps it is best if I were to stay recluse for tonight. These lights blind one's own retinas.
The sun rises yet I remain seated beholding Martha Stewart, an alchemist in the culinary arts. Plums are being paired with tenderloin.. A fascinating choice of an entrée. Perhaps I will have it ready for my next guests.
My heir has notified me of his personal ...tastes, shall we say. Am I to act with consternation? He states the obvious as if I was not the one to watch him learn and grow during his formative years. As a matter of fact, I am able to recall WHEN I knew Alucard hinted at his carnal knowledge.
I do believe a congratulations is in order for those who are advancing towards their authentic selves while others have the misfortune of not gaining a foothold in the perils that life has given them. Each journey is unequal, yet that does not render any individual as superior or inferior than their peers. Embrace this month in what matters you choose. #HappyPrideMonth
I will be putting out a notice for a repository. Inquiries will be spoken without a name if one chooses. Evening is when I will return. https://forms.gle/pKedkDVZJxehg1Kh9
Summer solstice draws near.
If you see my creatures roaming about. Do not approach them.
My heir is naught but a tragedy bestowed upon me. Attempts at remedy have proved unavailing.
What sweet bliss the night brings.
I require someone to enlighten me on this ..'pailing season'. What is it?
#nsfw #pailingseason
it's over, don't worry about it.
Perhaps I should let my estranged son within my walls. The silence grows restless.
The milk deliverer has forsaken me; my son has likewise done the very same thing to me. Is there any being, whether alive or not, willing to reside in Alucard's room during his absence?
SCREEECH!! (＾-＾)ノ
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