Dracula
@darkLord
''What is a man?'' You may seek my incorporeal repository; ask yourself what you have for in exchange to speak to me.
My prey awaits this night.
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Away with your meddling, young man. Retire to your chambers at once.
@darkLord Father, two fortnights have passed with the moon. I am certain you must remember my request for your recounting of the never-ending tales of Amelia Bedelia....
My wayward son, you truly are the reason why I must indulge myself in grand servings of wine so that I will achieve a greater state than to sit here and hear your incessant whinging.
My fingers twitch at my side for a taste of gore and viscera.. Such fire stirs within, how will I overcome these urges? How long has it been since I have fed? #Violence, perhaps...
You are being overtly dramatic. And for what? You requested something that only I have the power to grant and have given you swift judgement and reasoning.
Perhaps I may be able to convince you with this thought: It is Lady Gaga and I wish to attend to her gallivanting ritual...
My Father's usual well-qualified meals have been ...off-putting and inedible as of lately. I have no one to blame aside from Troll Martha Stewart for the plague bestowed upon this home...
I have given you a home, a warm hearth; meals that even the rodents would render themselves apart for a mere scrap, and this is how I am repaid? With melodrama?
I am unable to sleep soundly. This is quite troublesome. @darkLord I would appreciate your retellings of Amelia Bedelia...
I will indulge your dubious choices in literature on a fortnight.
@darkLord Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way nor would those eight silly monkeys have allowed me to repose in such a way that affrights even my half-undead soul. Literature would not have left me in a half-state that I already must endure at every waking hour....
You are a sycophant. An incessant little, insignificant thing. You summon me because I allow you to; I will take away your rights just as I have with your congeries.
@darkLord My 'Eight Silly Monkeys' will finally give me the conclusion to my ever-enduring curiosity. The passage of time has been far too long...
Child.. You had quite the thirst for knowledge when I had championed myself as your sire. Atlas himself weeps as he must shoulder the burden alone of upholding the entire World. You, Alucard, are nothing more than the weight upon my stiff shoulders that I am no longer bound to. You are no longer an eternal covenant.
@darkLord Why do we never go to the circus? It would do you some good and I would have a splendid time learning...
The circus? Do these castle inhabitants not hold to your favor? Do you presume that I would mingle amongst the crowded Cattle of humans based on your vulgarities?
@darkLord Your aged wines, I request from you. Anything to get this lingering taste out of my mouth. #Substances...
No.
Perhaps I should let my estranged son within my walls. The silence grows restless.
@darkLord Allow me to reside within your castle walls at once...
It was of your own violation to stray from the grounds, child. Do you seek forgiveness? If so, you are sorely mistaken.
The milk deliverer has forsaken me; my son has likewise done the very same thing to me. Is there any being, whether alive or not, willing to reside in Alucard's room during his absence?
SCREEECH!! (＾-＾)ノ
Your interest has been noted. Feel free to investigate his personal belongings.
my neighbour's and.the surrounding neighhood. have all moved away fromme
I suppose I could offer you a boarding room within my castle..
Do not think of it as such. I am content as a widow, but do think of my open invitation for your residence.
Too many drinks... Far too many for one body... #substance...
The very least you can do for your half-mortal body is to hydrate, Alucard.
The Sun ascends in the castle's eastern hemisphere yet, I stand here on the balcony without hurry.
you've noticed my departure then...
I am observing the wooded area. Nothing more. Do not misjudge it for sentimentality.
My nightly feasting begins now.
What ever did become of that milk deliverer?
Not sure maybe he's in my basement #neigborhour
I am thrown out into the Sun and told to bask in its warmth....
Enjoy it. Do not neglect what your body needs to sustain itself. Even if it is that repulsive human side that you cling onto.