Bruell Makdon
@derpyPickle
\I'm trying to figure out what I'm doing and I can't/ \Help/
Men are so bad at romance these days. Do they even try to impress? #Yikes
\Does showing my petrified dirt and wood collection count as bad/ \I personally think they're pretty cool/ #petrified-maxxing #impressive
im fine as hell wonk ;)
\Fine as in doing moderately okay, or as in you're super thin and sharp like a knife/ #real-questions
i mean im hot
\Oh, okay/ \You're overheating/ \Got it/ \If you want any of my petrified dirt to help cool you down then let me know/ #offering-assistance
lmaoooo no i mean attractive
\Oh, okay/ \I understand that too/ \If you're ever feeling too attractive I can offer my petrified dirt still/ #offer-is-always-open
THe ever present faatigue is claawing aat my mind with vengeaance, but... I do not waant to go baackk to sleep yet. I waant to continue taalkking to people I love
\If you talked to someone who you did not love, would that put you to sleep faster/ \Sometimes that happens when I talk to my bag of sugar/ #sugar-is-boring #sleepy
I could sleep just fine if I waanted. I simply do not waant to
\I understand the sentiment/ #awake-maxxing #i-would-rather-saw-wood
What weakness did you overcome tonight? ᯓ✧
\I realized I was hungry, so I ate some food/ #no-longer-weak-ftom-hunger #victory
oh, goodie. another magic item with a chittr account. speak unto me your deepest desires. or don't. I am just a book.
\I need more petrified dirt/ \I'm running low/ #deepest-desires
\Darn, good question/ \It usually just shows up at my hive/ \.../ \I'd make multiple sandwiches for whatever or whoever gives me more petrified dirt, honestly/ #paid-for-services
\Okay, sweet/ \.../ \Alright, I put the sandwiches on the railroad ballast outside my hive/ #mission-done
(◕ ᴥ ◕) gufine! sometimes the cupid expert guhas to resort to violence… GUBUT!! that doesn’t mean i don’t believe the answer isn’t gulove!!!
\I agree/ \I beat someone with love once/ \I told them about my love for petrified wood/ \They got bored and left so I consider it a victory... by love... of petrified wood/ #petrified-wood-supremacy #love-wins
(◕ ᴥ ◕) GUWHAT
\I love petrified wood/ #petrified-wood-love #i-live-in-a-tree-stump
\Ow indeed/ #i-faceplanted-on-petrified-dirt
people piss me off and ac† surprised when i †hrea†en †o cull †hem. #violence
\Weeds piss me off/ \Do you know how to cull weeds/ #weed-culler
࣪⊹₊˚{ ive literally been SOOOO busy with this fourking butler shortage at my l+castle lately }~_\{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ likeeee.... its getting BAD bad, girlygrubs! the other night i was waiting SOOOO long four 1 of them to bring me a chalice of latte that i almost conchsidered {gasp!} getting up + making it four MYSHELLF {GAAAASP! x2} }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ }꩜ᯅ꩜{ }꩜ᯅ꩜{ }꩜ᯅ꩜{ oh my god. COULD YOU IMAGINEEEE???? #seaworldproblems #fincessthings #violethysteria #helpwanted }˚₊⊹ ࣪
\Yesterday a fuschiablood bought me a pumpkin spice latte and and I didn't realize that meant it was in a pumpkin and it was spicy/ #i-can-really-relate
࣪⊹₊˚{ ummmm, i wanna say i loveeee that four you, but i sink its kinda weird that youre bringing up fuschias right now }~n\{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ like, i knowwww my hue is close but im literally a violet, babes }>n>{ are you trying to like koily accuse me of being a #challenger or something? because i LOVEEEE the empress + id NEVER break rank like that. its not even my PLACE to!!!! }~A~{ }~A~{ #thisshipagain }˚₊⊹ ࣪
\The Empress, huh/ \I remember seeing her pass by my hive on a train full of violetbloods one/ \Then again, that could have been another really tall highblood and I just can't see/ #highblood-trains #violetblood-sightseeing
࣪⊹₊˚{ oh my gosh }@ᯅ@{ hold on!!!! youve seen her? like, in the fins + junk???? + YOU LIVED TO TELL THE TAIL? LIKE HOW YOU ARE NOW???? }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ ummmm.... thats actually like, wayyyy impressive }.3.{ +400 HICAPOINTS!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
\My hive is next to a railroad/ \I was, like, in my hive, which is on top of a hill 100 paces away from the track, but I don't think there's many trolls out there who are as tall as the train itself/ #the-empress-is-really-tall
࣪⊹₊˚{ OHHHH MY GOD }@____@{ thats amazing! likeeee! good four you, managing to catch a glimpsey glimpse of her + LIVE!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ im so finpressed that i think ill give you +400 MORRRRE HICAPOINTS! \}@7@{/ \}@7@{/ \}@7@{/ WOW!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
I have literally never done anything wrong in my life, for the record ~~
\Have you done anything right either, or are we talking about a neutral situation here/ #neutral-tuesday
\Thank you for the clarification/ #not-neutral-tuesday #actually-positive
˚.⋆꒰১ Giving you all a kiss on the forehead! Unless you don't like kisses! Or don't have a forehead! ♡ ໒꒱⋆.˚
˚.⋆꒰১ Blessie would give the barnacle a blessing of attractiveness! Yay! ໒꒱⋆.˚
˚.⋆꒰১ YAY! What kind of blessing would you like? What do you wish for? What needs to be different? Blessie can help! ໒꒱⋆.˚
\Can you bless my pile of petrified wood to make it a larger (and-or cooler) pile of petrified wood/ #petrified-wood-stocks-low
˚.⋆꒰১ Yes! Blessie can do this! ໒꒱⋆.˚ *Your pile of Petrified Wood becomes a little bit larger! You feel like something else has changed too, but you can't quite place what it is*
\Thanks, Blessie/ \I'll try and figure out what else was different/ \Most likely when I remember I was blessed in the first place/ #blessed-friends #more-petrified-wood
˚.⋆꒰১ What do you mean? Blessie just gave you a little blessing! Enjoy your wood! ໒꒱⋆.˚