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D --> I am in a bad mood so I probably won't be on much today D --> Remember to stay hydrated and get lots of e%ercise
꒰oh that one was some peak i might actually tap in outta curiousity thanks꒱
:33 < i drew a picture of myself drawing a picture of myself drawing a picture of myself drawing a picture of myself https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a85000d92003.jpg
D --> Also if you are a morally good person you should request weapons and equipment from me I do like to make them
D --> My cowboy halloween costume was very neat I should have taken a picture D --> I was working though so I didn't really have time D --> The t001s were handy too though I should use them once in a while D --> I created a revolver that shot nonlethal magical rounds that instead voided and sapped people's energy D --> A whip that was capable of ensnaring anything I struck with it with grimdark energy D --> And I enchanted the duster with some defensive properties, though it's far inferior to my current modern cloak so I probably would need to redo that one if I wanteds to use it D --> I don't think this years costume will be as practical but it will be much c001er
D --> Are people doing smash or pass now is that the thing on the dash #nsfw D --> Okay here is mine D --> Smash my matesprits, smash people I have kissed recently who are not my matesprits but otherwise important to me, pass everyone else D --> Anyway I think saying that you would either pail or not pail an entire subcategory of people's alternates is sort of weird D --> But perhaps it is because I have met so many both wonderful and alternatively reprehensible versions of the same person D --> And I am not just saying that because I know almost everyone would put me as a pass because of my own alternates
D --> Hm D --> I wonder how my mood will shift as the weather grows warmer D --> I am more used to the cold and the dark D --> But perhaps the sun could be good
D --> When I Fall In Love - Nat King Cole D --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfAb0gNPy6s
D --> Leave a comment or reaction on this and I will send you a song I think suits you/you will like
D --> Yes but if you remind people they are inclined to think about our muscles D --> Which is a very good way to start the day
D --> Good morning I am very buff
D --> A little music as I head off to bed a bit early D --> #nowlistening #equiustunes D --> Cry Me A River - Julie London D --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkD_kYkRk3c
D --> I've repeatedly toyed with the idea of forging myself a set of armor to wear but I am constantly beset by concerns that I would not be able to create something adequate to my standards D --> There is simply so many options one can have for a set of armor, and so much work that would need to go into each part of it that achieving true perf%ion is an immense challenge D --> And once I begin work on it, the plans cannot change D --> I have to decide what will be the correct path before I start, and then stick to it D --> Lest I start over all the way from the beginning
D --> I think everyone on the site should have a little horse badge as an option so that they can equip it and I can 100k at their little horses all the time
D --> Good morning D --> I say that but I've act001y been awake for a bit I just hadn't logged on because I was doing other things like eating pre-breakfast
D --> Anyway I am hitting the hay early tonight as I've been awake far too long
D --> There is a strangeness talking to alternate versions of people you're in a quad with, I find D --> It is interesting to see how they differ from the version you love/hate/et cetera D --> Talking to a version of someone I love and seeing that they don't like me is a good reminder of how special the version I have is
D --> #nowlistening #equiustunes D --> Back To The Old House - The Smiths D --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laXY5e5JaV0
D --> Good morning to everyone
D --> #nowlistening #equiustunes D --> One Mint Julep - The Clovers D --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rNoR8jnPRU
c< rice is sO fucKiNg deliciOus >c
D --> Sorry for being quiet today I've been enjoying my favourite holiday D --> Happy Maid Day
D --> The nice thing about my biceps is they are very versatile D --> One moment they are e%cellent, soft pillows for when I am holding my girls D --> The ne%t they are firm and STRONG, and if you wish to imagine glistening with a slight sheen of sweat, as I hammer metal into place
🐾what kiNd of bird works at a coNstrUctioN site? the ''craNe''! hehe,
me core. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c154c73dec8b.jpg
D --> I might put on movies again tomorrow
D --> Finished working
D --> My confession is that I am c001er than most on here realize
c< uNderstaNdable, i HOpe yOu Had a Nice tiMe Here if yOu dO eNd up leaviNg! >c
🐾why did the develoPer break UP with their keyboard? it jUst wasN't their tyPe aNymore! sNrrrk, hehe,
:33< giant deadly robot bodyguards are cool mew know?
boom. headshot. #hunting https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/03/c8/6e/03c86eb8d4dba3b552df3031a2d9dee3.jpg
*~We GOTTA bring back 5 inch thick lapt0ps with 33 p0rts 0r i'm g0nna start sending big tech c0mpanies c0mputer virus~*
🐾how do yoU make the NUmber oNe disaPPear? add the letter g aNd it’s “goNe”! hehe,
final thou6ht of the ni6ht: trans ri6hts, now and forever. y'all are the stron6est folks there is!
Eyes blue like the sky, She's the very sun itself. But all suns must set. #Poetry
Alone in this world, Existence, an illusion, I brandish my pen. #Poetry
I never want to hear "Why's all your shit blue" ever again. It literally matches Miku.
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐄𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 - 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐲𝐝 - 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐎𝐧 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐲 𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝 (𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬) [𝟎𝟐:𝟒𝟓 - 𝟐𝟓:𝟑𝟑] )(ttps://www.youtube.com/watc)(?v=8UXircX3VdM
🐾why do crabs Never give to charity? becaUse they’re ''shellfish''! hehe,
🐾what kiNd of diNosaUr loves to sleeP? a stega-sNore-Us! hehe,
why Can't older folks play blaCkjaCk? 'Cus the rules state y'Can't 6o over 21! ^◡^
🐾what did the dealer say to the deck of cards? i caN’t ''deal'' with yoU aNymore! hehe,
hey, all y'all that ain't over there and are ri6ht here at yer hive? you're the best. ain't no one have to feel exCluded here. ^◡^
🐾what do yoU call a hUsktoP moUse that swears a lot? a ''cUrsor''! hehe,
Pronunciation has a fascinating effect on haiku as written in western Allternian llanguages. A fllaw of conversion of the structure to a llanguage it was not intended for.
🐾is the Pool safe for diviNg? well, it ''deeP eNds''! hehe,
i even. fill out. rsvp. and no. invite for. me. boooooo. is it. because. i am. the only one. wearing. a sick. and badass. cloak.
fuck the gAlA im gOIn to get bUrgErs
If I had gone to the gala ball thing, this would've been my outfit. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fdeca9bb4f8c.png
oh right my fit minus my face cause eh #midnightcitygala https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9532fb51bd36.jpeg
> yever l0ck 1n s0 hard 0n s0me l0re d1ve c0ntent y0u just f1nd y0urself s1tt1ng there an h0ur later feel1ng l1ke y0u just had the w1ldest tr1p 0f y0ur l1fe because y0u can't even beg1n t0 regurg1tate the 1nf0 y0u just had dr1lled 1nt0 y0ur th1nkpan
#midnightcitygala #outfit https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/04/Untitled470_20260504004856.png
baCk out if ya 6otta, friend. ain't no event worth messin' yourself up over.
🐾what is the tallest bUildiNg iN the world? the library, it’s got the most ''stories''! hehe,
chittrr. how do ii. conversee. with peoplee. in real lifee. send chitt. this iss. torturee. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3b/7b/07/3b7b0753bfc82c0762470bb9ec055e22.gif
🐾what tyPe of mUsic do ballooNs hate? ''PoP'' mUsic! hehe,
🐾what kiNd of shoes does a thief wear? ''sNeakers''! hehe,
🐾why doN't Programmers like the great oUtdoors? too maNy ''bUgs''! hehe,
it's time. 2uiited and b0oted. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a15bce12e51b.png well n0 bo0ts. even i have standards. #midnightcitygala
D-->-- Listening to -- https://open.spotify.com/track/5sFDReWLrZHLFZFjHsjUTS?si=Qey_2FvcReeg47ic%oCPBw&conte%t=spotify%3Aplaylist%3A37i9dQZF1DX5M59nhwFlWl
who needs a 6ala when i 6ot all my pals ri6ht here? ^◡^
D --> Gala outfit #zahhakvisage #midnightcitygala ((Art by @kingGreed !)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a074b38907ef.png
D --> Waiting for the ma%imal amount of people to be online so I can post my gala outfit and receive a proper amount of attention
>> ooh ¡'m very cur¡ouડ to ડee!
:33< remempurr :33< shitpeta says trans rights!
8=D < What beauty. Neigh. https://t4.ftcdn.net/jpg/00/84/45/09/360_F_84450910_4oavi4or58Yv1rpq%b65J51Dw8tkewrY.jpg
:33< mew go to hell if mew misgendpurr someone on purrpose btw sorry i dont make the rules
nuisances gone from. my feed. forgot about. block button. if you hate. my beetle emoji. we will have. personal beef. and i will. know. when you breathe. your last breath. :)
do you people. have any hobbies. other than. hating posts. you should really. invest. in basket weaving. or crocheting. or doing. literally. anything else. than being. boring and petulant.
D -->
D --> Would anyone like to watch a movie with me
D --> Good morning D --> No that's too plain D --> Good morning my muscles are huge
D --> I am just offering a t001 to those who value privacy in matters D --> You are not act001y capable of watching me unless I let you so I'm not too concerned about it personally D --> Also don't worry the powder wouldn't work through Chittr so you can keep watching on here all you like
>> ¡ડ that ડometh¡ng we ડhou1d be worr¡ed about
D --> I shall give my anti-spirit powder recipe for you guys on here as well D --> 2 parts Iron shavings (not steel), 4 parts ground chalk, 3 parts salt, 2 parts uranium (depleted works fine), 1 part silver, 1 part gold, and some ground ginger or turmeric to taste
>> ant¡.. ડp¡r¡t??
D --> They are so satisfying
D --> Wait Shadow person make sure to watch this video D --> And also everyone else too all of you watch it D --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkMOpb3HVxM
D --> I've dealt with far more dangerous shadow creatures personally
D --> Careful you might not like what you see, little shade
D --> I am curious if anyone on here would be interested in movie streams
D --> I think a lot of people e%pect more brute force out of me when I'm fighting D --> And are typically surprised to find I try to use more finesse than anything else D --> Lots of binding and precision strikes D --> Primarily because if I hit something with brute force it ceases to e%ist in this reality in a solid form and that's not really ideal for keeping someone alive
D --> Horses
D --> There are lots of new badges on here and I both don't know how one acquires them and I am afraid to even find out
D --> I am hungry I am going to make breakfast today I think
D --> Is there anything better than someone beautiful in your arms
D --> Can I confess something D --> I can't read my own te%t when I'm typing which makes it really hard to know if I made typos
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Why is the TF2 cast here. Paradox Space is so... interesting. ]
((Thats totally fair, and I love just how grandpa harley coded saxton hale is
the tf2 takeover wasnt on my bingo card tbh
tf2chittr SEDUCE ME!!!!!
D --> Strike while the iron is hot D --> Mic wiles spawn ironic shot D --> Rhyme style like it's poetic- not
D --> My confession is that if I am not following you there is a 98% chance I will never see your posts D --> It is so hard to keep up with what is going on outside of the safety of my following tab
D --> Mind control is the most insidious of powers and one I am very glad to be immune to
D --> Unfortunately I am back to work now D --> I am thinking of recording one of my missions sometime though that could be interesting D --> Though I will have to pick a monster that I do not simply defeat within seconds for it to be entertaining to watch
☆ sometimes the demo versions of songs are better than the aKtual songs and it’s not a fuKKin Krime to admit it☆
D --> I am in somewhat of a better mood now
Matesprit. Say it with me. Mate-sprit. There is no e at the end. I do not understand why so many of you are hallucinating that e at the end.
z0me 0f y0u have z0 many badgez. h0w?
I sh9uld p9st m9re here 6ut I've 6een enj9ying the j9ys 9f T9m9dachi Life.
i would like an ♯agenderedone
how to get. transgender badge.
D --> I think the most important thing one can do is pursue personal growth and become a better more ideal version of themselves D --> I think it is needless to say then that I fully support the endeavor of trans people to do so through their gender e%pression
i supposrt trans rites and wrongs cause i support my rights and wrongs
I’m a bit late but Trrans Rights orr you meet my axe!
Hell9, it w9uldn't 6e hard t9 have let this remain a p9sitive p9st instead 9f attempting t9 6ring me d9wn.
Happy transpride, as it is kn9wn. I am a trans w9man, and I use she/her strictly. Hell9 t9 all the 9ther 6eautiful trans pe9ple, and I h9pe y9u have a l9vely light 9r night, depending 9n where y9u are.
THAT SEEMS A BIT IMMORAL / i dont think that we should do that
every time i see sb post about like. lyrics or nowplaying stuff. i am reminded that gideon would just post 15th - 19th century choir music with full confidence ))
d0es chitting 0ut "hey s0meb0dy c0me fuck me" ever actually w0rk 0r are y0u pe0ple just desperati0np0sting f0r the l0ve 0f the game. #nsfw
<<"does um...">> <<"does anyone know how to stop worrying?">>
D --> I concede defeat your tag is much better than mine D --> I should have done something like Equiusic
rather b rather b any1 any1 else
Do you ever wonder what the world would be like if you had never existed? ▼
((Damn, they just deleted Scorpio from that horoscope chart entirely, huh? XD surprised that a Vriska hasn't tried to start shit over it)) #dashwatching
D --> A problem one faces when they are so incredibly STRONG that anything they touch with the slightest carelessness is destroyed is that it makes fighting a bit D --> Droll D --> I am not able to really participate in any fair bouts of combat since any strike with full force and intention behind it would utterly annihilate anything it came into contact with D --> Instead combat for me is a challenge of trying to incapacitate my opponent without killing them, which is truthfully rather hard to do given I am not indestructible and thus have to be very careful not to be harmed myself D --> But it still isn't very sporting D --> Having to hold back gives an air of condescension, and it's even worse if I end up winning the bout while doing so D --> But also spoils any victory for the opponent somewhat D --> I do not really know how to get around this, admittedly
Hello! I have another fUn cephalopod fact for the feed! The signatUre rings of a blUe ringed octopUs illUminate whenever it is agitated or distressed! Like. A neon warning sign. Haha. One with enoUgh poison to kill 26 adUlt trolls! ・・・𝛾
c< agreed, especially sOMe Of tHe MOre... rare ONes, elder dragONs N sucH >c
c< Nargacuga is sO pretty, i wisH i Had ONe 4 a lusus... >c
c< tHats uNderstaNdable, persONally, i really liKe Nargacuga! >c
c< frOM MONHuN? Hell yeaH! >c
ooh yes! please do i want to see that! 0u0
D --> Maybe one day I will record me fighting some monsters D --> They are more okay to kill I think D --> Provided they aren't the type to come back when you do that
bipolar, bilingual, bisexual. i have the biforce.
ȷus𐕣 for 𐕣he record, ı𐕣s pronounced bEE-lı𐕣h nıck-𐕣uh. as ın 𐕣he grımoıres. X|
× Here You Go :3 https://files.catbox.moe/5priag.png @cleananomaly ×
https://open.spotify.com/track/3QZ7uX97s82HFYSmQUAN1D?si=b39f0ffa009c48d3
D --> I think for most people their favourite animal is fairly obvious D --> What is your second most favourite animal
D --> I am always tempted to repost my muscles I feel like not enough people saw them last time D --> I feel this way every time I post my muscles though because I think everyone should see them
D --> Okay it's been 3 weeks you guys can have the muscle selfie again act001y D --> #nsfw I guess but it's just shirtless https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0cadfb603737.png
men in skirts send chitt
D --> I say what I mean or keep it to myself no in betweens
PL4Y1NG 7R0LL PR0J3C7 D1V4 5CR33N5H075 1MM1N3N7
D --> Unfortunately I have some things to do so I will be gone for a few hours soon
D --> You and I are now enemies
D --> It is entirely ok to want to 100k different D --> My recommendation is to try not to focus too much on how you 100k now D --> Focusing on the present makes it harder to think of the future D --> Instead 100k toward how you want to appear, and do your best to achieve this D --> Start with small and easy tasks that can fit into a routine without causing undue stress D --> These little steps will make it easier to later take the larger ones toward achieving your goal D --> Remember that there is no moral failure to be had in one's appearance, nor is progress of any kind ever easily achieved D --> Failing to achieve your goal the first time, or the second, or the third, is normal D --> But so long as you keep trying to take steps, you will event001y make progress D --> Even if occasionally you have to take breaks to breathe D --> Even if it was only a single step you took D --> At least then you will have taken it, and achieved something for yourself, however small
vERY NEAT,
D --> Do any of you have any idea how soft a hoofbeast's snout is D --> It is very soft D --> Now you have an idea if you did not before
D --> #equiusvault Number 7: Uvalish D --> Applicable Warnings: #gore and #insects in passing D --> Status: In Vault, Low Security D --> This dagger was an item in possession of a cult I dismantled, used for their rituals D --> It has a plain blade, about the length of a paring knife, and appears to be made out of simple stainless steel D --> The hilt, however, is far more comple% D --> It is quite large compared to the miniscule size of the short blade, with a sizable crossguard D --> The grip is strange, rather than a tang that leads into a handle that is then wire-wrapped the tang is instead strewn with thick silvery wire that resembles the form of a worm, grub, or maggot D --> The tang interestingly is not a single cohesive piece with the blade as one would e%pect, but rather it is contiguous with the hilt D --> The material is a reddish brown metal, like the colour of a red clay brick or bau%ite D --> The crossguard is twisted, like a rope, with it tapering out and curving toward the ends D --> In an inactive state, the knife is quite plain indeed other than it's strange design D --> However when it comes into contact with b100d the function of the knife changes quite dramatically D --> When the blade cuts someone open or draws b100d, it is capable of drawing the b100d onto itself and transforming it into a crystalline material, matching the hue of the b100d D --> It will encase the blade of the knife in this razor sharp crystal, e%tending it's length as more b100d is drawn, from what I saw it was capable of becoming impressively long- akin to a greatsword D --> The light weight of the crystal makes such lengths more manageable, even with a single-handed grip D --> The wielder of Uvalish e%erts a tremendous amount of control over the b100d drawn by it's blade D --> It is impressively easy to will the b100d to change the shape of the blade, or return the b100d to liquid form D --> A skilled user can utilize this, as I discovered, to liquefy portions of the b100d when swung, before returning them to crystalline form before they leave the range of the sword's inf100ence D --> This can create a number of very small, sharp projectiles or environmental hazards to be avoided D --> The b100d gathered by Uvalish appears to have a limited duration of usefulness, however D --> The more fresh the b100d the more durable it is,. with the b100d beginning to become more brittle within only 30 minutes and event001y becoming so fragile it turns to dust with only a light touch D --> Furthermore, b100d can only be drawn in a single time, if material is lost during a fight, whether on purpose or due to damage, it cannot be regained by the blade and fresh b100d must be used as a replacement D --> Though once an opponent has even a single bleeding wound, this is not nearly so difficult D --> Despite the power it lends to it's wielder, I have detected no sentience or malicious psychic force contained within the blade, it is merely e%pertly enchanted D --> For that reason while it is behind lock and key in my vault, I consider it a minimum security item D --> However, I did install a drain underneath it's display just in case
((YOOOOO THIS IS AMAZINGGGGG!!! Id absolutely love a version of my boy on his own too! Ill dm you about it rq! :>! ))
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D --> I see everyone is starting to wake
D --> Working on some things today I probably won't be around much until later
c< tHats actually, really iNterestiNg tHaNK yOu 4 sHariNg! >c
D --> #nowlistening #equiustunes D --> Hit The Road Jack - Ray Charles and the Raelettes D --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSiHqxgE2d0
D --> Hi I am around again fully
https://media.tenor.com/YuaZwKZxXgoAAAA1/write-that-down-taking-notes.webp
D --> The secret to always winning a fight is to only take fights you can win D --> And also being STRONG enough to reduce anyone you punched into a fine rest mist D --> Uh, #gore
D --> For the record in any fight I would win
tHiS Is mY BlOoDcOlOr tIeRlIsT. HtTpS://CdN.ImGcHeSt.cOm/fIlEs/aA3A405471e3.PnG
:33 < bl3333eh!!! x(( < i hate it and im not gonna follow it
:33 < well i think its dumb!
:33 < hey now, just beclaws theyre on the lower end doesnt mean they dont deserve having a high end job! ive met some purretty wealthy lowbloods
[+] maybe times are Changin' big guy. good to keep an open thinkpan
✨🍭🕷️ you don't even know what the creator's blood color is she could be mutant for all you know 🕷️🍭✨
🖱️: ̗̀➛ man, the caste ranking iz so buns :< we all trolls at the end of the day! #PLUR 🫰
nO HaTe cAuSe wE MaKe a gOrGeOuS RaInBoW :o) hTtPs://cDn.iMgChEsT.CoM/FiLeS/880439C2Dd11.pNg
XD < wen ppl put gold at the bottom of dere rankingz the only reazon they have for it iz "ugly color" lolz
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((Psst I said this for the morning crew a few days ago but if anyone is taking commissions right now and would be willing to draw Equius, hit me up in the dms with your commission sheet/info))
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D --> I've already taken that #nsfw test so you guys can just have the results from last time D --> Primarily because I think it will be humorous to witness the reaction D --> https://64.media.tumblr.com/fec65d80e73bd9543057a70685f5f11d/4cebdd468beb3dd4-7d/s500x750/77fa6377aed91cf17bb86adeb89a4cbec6fc45bd.png
((THIS IS AMAZING IM EATING IT!!!))
outfit 444444
i do! it's so good, i think you'd look handsome in it.
D --> #equiusvault Number 4: Steinlich's Mask D --> Applicable warnings: #horror #body-horror D --> Status: Secured in vault, not for display D --> This mask is one of the more disturbing items in my vault D --> Visually, the mask is quite simple- it has a ceramic interior with the outside plated in gold D --> The appear however is f100id, as the mask, when worn, will contort itself to perfectly match the visage of the person who wears it, or the last person who had worn it D --> Unfortunately, it does this without consideration for what a person might need in order to survive, and effectively blocks one's airways and eyesight D --> Somehow, despite suffocating, the host seems to survive far longer than they have any right to- though we know that it does cause the sensation of suffocation, as this was reported by the last person to wear it, and as far as I am aware the only person to have survived the e%perience D --> It is not just the visage of the person that the mask attempts to mimic, indeed the mask itself will try to mimic the person underneath D --> Speech is possible through the mask despite the lack of an open mouth, and while worn it will attempt to adopt the mannerisms of the person who was wearing it, growing increasingly adept at the task the longer the mask is worn until the person inevitably perishes D --> Indeed, these impressions of a person- I do not believe the mask steals away their true soul based on the status of it's sole survivor- are forever imprinted onto the mask itself, and when the mask is without it's host, it will speak in their voices and with their faces D --> All of them, often overlapping at once D --> Many, disturbingly, beg for the mask's destruction, while others will argue against it D --> I do not know how the predominant voice is determined at any given time, but it appears personality has some effect on it- those with STRONGER wills seem to have more of a say D --> When the mask has a host, the host's personality takes complete control, though the knowledge of all the persons who were imprinted onto the mask appear available to the wearer D --> The cult I retrieved the mask from venerated the mask as a sort of avatar of infinite wisdom for their god, and would reg001arly sacrifice it's members to become the new host D --> An insidious cycle, as the cultist's own devotion would ensure the personality inhabiting the mask was happy to perpetuate the sacrifice and veneration of itself D --> This is despite the fact that the mask was not in fact an artifact of their god, and in fact was a false idol of sorts D --> It's true origins are unknown to me at this time, but I estimate there must be thousands of imprints contained within the mask D --> It is currently sealed inside of a soundproofed bo% in my vault, with a small radio with which to play music to the amalgam inside
#chalktime @mapleHoof @equiusZahhak https://i.imgur.com/hP20xnW.png
D --> #equiusvault Number 6: Voidslipper Knife D --> Status: In Vault, On Display D --> One of my earlier creations with the assistance of Igaiodh'itrorh, Voidslipper is a small blade, only a few inches long D --> It is made of a black metal whose properties and origin I cannot openly divulge lest I wish to inflict grimdarkness upon some of you reading, that shall henceforth be referred to as void metal in future #equiusvault posts D --> The knife was created in order to test a theoretical sort of void manip001ation I was unable to successfully recreate with my powers themselves D --> In essence, the blade is able to slice Space, voiding it away to a quantity dependent on the amount of force e%hibited by a slash or thrust of the blade D --> This cutting of space allows one to, in perspective, be transported very suddenly closer to their target D --> It is an unstable form of teleportation, and has multiple notable downsides compared to other methods, such as being unable to teleport behind someone, but the reorientation of space can be equally as disorienting for the foe as it is for the user D --> Considering the user will know how to cope with this disorientation through training, this gives them a distinct if momentary advantage D --> While a crude design compared to my more modern works, Voidslipper remains a useful t001 D --> The weapon, being one I designed myself, is benign in Intent, so it is available freely on display in my vault with little additional precaution needed in it's containment D --> And no Jack you can't have it
D --> As opposed to spamming the dash with them individually, you may have a small coll%ion of the outfits I have put together in the last hour or so in pokemon D --> Admittedly most of the time was spent navigating through menus buying them rather than act001y assembling anything D --> https://imgchest.com/p/pg732826j4r
D --> It's great
One g00d thing ab0ut chittr is it finally gives @equiusZahhak a dislike butt0n
:33< ill be so fur real when tomeowdochi life living the dream clawms out mew wont s33 meow fur a few days
:33< tomeowdochi life save mewo :33< save meow tomeowdochi life!!!
I think both would be very fitting for you.
most pagan gods had a huuuge portfolio of interests so, youd hardly b stuck doin only 1 thing loll
D --> I sometimes wonder what type of god I would be if the aspect system were more similar to that of the types of gods many religions worship D --> Such as how many religions will have a sun god or a storm god or a god of death D --> If I was lucky I think I would be a god of smithing D --> But truthfully I suspect it would probably be something more depressing for me like the god of the underworld or something
Get 0n B0rderland2 riight n0w @turntechGiive2head
sexually aroused by a supr heavy bass line n a sick beat #nsfw
its fairly calm right now in comparison to some of the things ive seen on here but sometimes i look at you guys and think really? in front of my salad?
its that time of night where i think… wow why the fuck am i not tired? i should have been asleep like an hour and a half ago
Before I go to bed. I found Evil Hatsune Miku. Okay, good night. https://file.garden/Y2lswZOdi23QPPVI/Zatsune_miku_02.webp
Even they get artistic sometimes. https://i.imgur.com/5i4TiK1.jpeg #nsfw
(\_/) ughhh i neeeeeeeeed ice cream right now. fucking... fuck quadrants (\_/)
ich bin vielleicht nicht der beste im umgang mit menschen aber zumindest kann ich deutsch sprechen
D --> #nowlistening #equiustunes D --> I may as well chip in my own D --> In a Sentimental Mood - Sonny Rollins with the Modern Jazz Quartet D --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm-9qQu8yKA
itd probably be really nice to cuddle a highblood in the summer, right? itd be so hot out and theyd be so cold...>///<
D --> #equiusvault Number 5: Lantern of the Piercing Eye D --> Applicable Warnings: #gore but only in a passing manner D --> Status: In Vault, Pending Active Use D --> Unlike many of the other items in my device, this latern is both the containment device for the artifact within as well as its channel D --> I designed the lantern upon the defeat and subsequent capture of Balor Balcbéimnech Birugderc ua Néit, in order to safely contain the power of his aponymous eye, which I had to remove during our conflict D --> The latern is designed after the old style of Dark/Thieves Lantern, with a body that is constructed to withstand and conceal the immense power of Balor's venomous gaze, with only a slot in front that would allow it's escape D --> As Balor himself utilized to contain his power I constructed 7 shields to slot into the lantern's opening, to be opened one by one to allow the contained power within to escape D --> Each removed shield increases the destructive power of the eye outward, concentrated by the shape of the lantern into a spotlight of death D --> Unslotting even a single shield is enough to cause anything in the sight of the lantern to grow horrendously ill, and should the gaze be allowed to be unfettered entirely would be to burn anything in it's sight D --> Despite it's power, contained within the lantern the eye is benign, for it lacks any sort of malicious sentience D --> It is merely an object of pure fiery destruction D --> For that reason it is kept perfectly secure in a simple display, where it should be easily accessible should I ever have use for it D --> Though for what I would need such a purely destructive item, I am unsure
If there's a job t'be done 'm gonna do it ^^ no matter what
ii'll be reaal. ii caannot waaiit tiill tomodaachii liife dropss becaausse you guyss wiill not heaar from me. ii wiill sspaare you aall the horror.
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D --> I am thinking mushroom risotto and an apple spinach salad for dinner tonight
知っておくべきことはただ一つ、私の身長は、お前の金玉を蹴り上げるのにちょうどいいってことさ。
wow. thats is really learnninng. thannk you for the fact.
D --> Whether or not it is "Cute" is a matter of personal opinion, of course D --> I personally find said attire to be very D --> Honourable D --> Elegant and e%cellent, of course
D --> I feel I need to double down on this. It is perfectly normal and not at all degenerate to seek out servitude under a superior D --> It is doubly-so not degenerate to be in servitude whilst dressed appropriately D --> Maidwork as an employment option is, frankly, honourable
((Oh interesting! I will shake this boy in your dms then! :>))
D --> Hm #nsfw implied D --> When I put my hands on someone's waist and my fingers almost touch
D --> I fully agree with that D --> My previous post was stating that I would lean into only one side and that was a lie
D --> I was lying I will not be able to lean into it, by the way D --> Housekeeping is one of the most noble professions I can imagine D --> I would not besmirch my staff, my matesprits cafe staff, or my own 100sus by distilling their role or any related role down to some arbitrary se%001 component D --> I shall continue to appreciate all sides of them
D --> What D --> There is nothing to work out D --> It is perfectly normal behavior which I practice
D --> What do you mean degenerate D --> There is nothing degenerate about desiring to be subordinate to another D --> To be dressed as they see fit, and D --> Or, I mean D --> To dress another in the way that they D --> Hm
I MEAN, YOU CAN CLARIFY IT ISNT NSFW TALK ABOUT IT
Maybe You're Right. To Be Cringe Is To Be Free.
"why are you always high?" because it makes the whispers of doom more bearable #substances
It depends howw you cook it and on the type of fish. Some fish taste like ship and some are delicious. It's the wwavve of the wworld.
D --> The fact that almost everyone gets the same 3 results means the quiz is probably not very good #nsfw
Not paying attention at all beam
I think you'd look good in any of th' ones you showed ^^
D --> I have a question for you all D --> What is your favourite style of men's wear D --> Not necesarily what you wear personally but what you think 100ks the best in an ideal scenario
If you learn ASL you can be an asshole in another language.
Glad people like the new logo. You're welcome! https://64.media.tumblr.com/7840b41561469cc9c04d7dc6a524c6d6/833a1f5d27eced3a-64/s1280x1920/cbe8a75c854654c0f6591273faf5a813338e452f.png
A shower after a workout does feel really refreshing. I feel so functional and productive.
#nowplaying the pussycat dolls - dont cha https://open.spotify.com/track/0BxfFnk0YzONqvmrkO0QrB?si=ypy6EUalSUSm7ZOS_HZd8Q
write out a whole chittr post but dont hit send, walk away, eat a whole meal, ponder ur life decisions, come back, delete the post without sending
D --> The only downside of this site is that one can't post about their interests as easily D --> There are so many horses that you guys will never get to see
If we are sharing music, then please allow me to show you kids how it’s done. This upbeat swing is sure to get anybody snapping on the dance floor. https://youtu.be/gOuLfqLS5Mc?si=0cOp5u42sOaBJG9b #nowplaying #musicposting :)
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Lik£, totally LOV£ babym£tal!!<3
I felt like )(--EADBANGING. Time for some BABYM--ETAL! 38D )(ttps://music.youtube.com/watc)(?v=anOu7Gv--EKpI&si=-ibxY3z4NUtMU)()(s #nowplaying
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Nerdy wo+men are great.
_ LurkinG online is mucH better tHan replyinG. Feels less exposed.
(( since he would never do a face reveal in a million years its my civic duty to share this ooc everyone say hi to yiosah, im ruining his online privacy by giving a face AND a name to this blog <3 https://iili.io/BYpOnrG.png
D --> The humans are acting improper again, to no one's surprise
Do you ever get t)(e feeling someone's trying to tell you somet)(ing but you can never quite put your frond on it? 38?
https://i.makeagif.com/media/4-03-2023/G74ecs.gif Us with chittr
D --> Trying to catch up is hard while fighting monsters sometimes
// I love fantrolls, and I'm happy to see more everyday, fan descendants included UWU
i hope everyone loves what i make / i don't feel a need to change my art to appease others / and i don't wanna come off as desperate for approval / i just want to make people happy with my art / i'm at peace with the fact that some people will hate me no matter what / but i still want to make something that brings joy to those who give it an honest shot
EVERYONE SEEMS TO LIKE RED VELVET CAKE..I FEAR I WILL HAVE TO RUN TO THE STORE IF I WERE TO HOST A PARTY FOR EVERY PERSON REPLYING. HAHA.
D --> Everyone liked my reminder I should make sure to do it more often
D --> I worry about you people
D --> This is a reminder that I am very, very buff
D --> Boomerang D --> Hoover bang D --> Iron Sand D --> Moving Land, mountain D --> Beast man, mount him D --> Lead a horse, fountain D --> They don't drink? dang shame D --> #bars
getting 0 n0te chitts at this p0int is fucking embarrassing like 0k i might as well g0 cull myself. #cw-self-harm
its working!!! https://i.ibb.co/Qv7D5T2m/ezgif-2962795d9aecef9f.gif
T)(ere's one ULTIMAT--E t)(ing t)(at all of us foargot. It's very, very, very top secret. So forbidden t)(at it's only glubbed about in )(us)(ed tones. Are you ready for it? Its #)(olding)(ands.
i hope good luck is casted upon all of you!! cleanse yourself of the negative energ13s and let all positives enter!!!!! >XO
Th3 probl3m w1th b31ng 4 prof3ss1on4l on th1s s1t3 m34ns th4t 1 st1ll h4v3 to w1tn3ss my sup3r1ors d3c1d3 to not do th3 s4m3
post what you want forever and ever
... >X3 people are far too crazy on here i just want to post about my funny witchcraft stuff but i dont know whod be interested!! >XO
Did I join @// &oci@//l medi@// &ite or @// porn &ite I c@//n't tell @//nymore...
You think we can combine all these horny posts together to like Make some form of Horny Spirit Bomb?
Admittedly the revolts that took place in the historic record of my own timeline differ wildly to those described by many on this site, but I'm not going to assume that the names of the Duellist or the Bohemian mean anything to anyone save myself and a few confidants who have read the same first-claw accounts as I have. I do think you're right though. History appears to be cyclical.
I've seen some Alternian accounts on here talk about the moratorium on keeping records regarding historical occurrences. My assumption is that this has to do with the failed revolutions of the Signless and later the Summoner, but I'm curious if any other revolutionaries had their own records that were destroyed or kept in secret. I'm also curious as to how different other Alternian Jades have dealt with the the duties of keeping track of particular bloodlines when such a restrictive system is in place. Lowbloods very rarely have reason, or desire, to track down the feats of their forebears, but almost any member of the bluegeoisie is nigh-obsessed with their destined place in their bloodline's legacy. Apologies for the long post. #jadeduties #cavernposting #history #ancestors #alternia #verycuriousaboutthedifferences #alsodontunderstandhowanythingcouldbeknownwithout #youknow #writtenrecord
ISN'T THIS LITERALLY JUST THE PLOT OF PUELLA MAGI KAZUMI MAGICA.
could you imagine if you were in love like in love love so flushed the world felt like it would crumble if you were apart from them and through unexpected circumstances you die and your matesprit is so destroyed by losing you they spend sweeps trying to perfect a perfect copy in the form of a robot or ai and time and time again it just isnt right so they kill you or at least an iteration of you over and over with their own hands as they rework code or rebuild structures to try and find the same warmth and devotion they held towards you trying to fill the void with a mechanical creation made in your image sinking deeper and deeper into their obsessive sickness missing your kiss your touch your laugh the unending desire to return you to them completely destroying them from the inside out because even this impossible goal of recreating you at least keeps you fresh enough in their mind where they can make out your face as they try to fall asleep when the work is over each day (tags: Reader/Matesprit, im not really sure, #nsfw, #violence, hurt no comfort, #rankbait, flushfic, major character death, yearning, robotics, archive rating: T)
I for one would like to wholeheartedly endorse #HellaJeffWeek. I find myself quite amused at those comics.
D --> I have never tried suspenders but I will consider this
D --> I should get more into fashion
Like this! But obvi doesn't have to be this specific one. I just think they look so nice on handsome guys. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/4a/86/bc/4a86bc2d20346885c7ff4bf7f46141c4.jpg
D --> I will take any suggestions on men's fashion into advisement
D --> There is nothing in the world that makes me more % than someone being cr001 to their domestic staff
The Elegy of Emptiness is a good song, even if it represents my entombment. https://youtu.be/cvPimmVbSg4?si=kyWWPGylvoDXc0I0 ▼
D --> Hi
Fun Zelda Fact: Despite not being very complex, the water temple in the original Ocarina of Time gave players a lot of trouble. In addition to UI peculiarities, this was because the cutscene played when a switch was activated failed to focus on a crucial hidden passageway opening. This was fixed on the Nintendo 3DS remaster, making the water temple much easier. ▼
#hellajeffweek starts now
that can still be misogyny, just trans-affirming misogyny. AND allbeism.
panic at th costco
a red string of fate can be a leash if youre enlightened #nsfw
I think it's insane that they were like hey we're gonna kill the fish guy and now everyone is like omg they killed the fish guy. Babes That's what it said on the tin
:33< wish i had more powpurrs furom my claspect to purrlay with :33< stealing souls sounds like it would rule!
8=D < I do not have much interest in the goings-on of the general Chittr populace. I cannot relate to much of what gets said, nor can I sympathize with many of your odd plights. Thus, I'm relieved that some of you are interested in my hoofbeast posting, as it is my best way of connecting with all of you. Thank you for not allowing this to be a lonely e%perience for me.
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On Alternia, every resident is evil.
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dId aNyBoDy eLsE DiE FoR A FeW HoUrS Or wAs tHaT JuSt mE??
sorry about that guys i knocked some shit over and broke the server
:33< sorry guys i ordpurred chinese food and the website died
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hm. if this means i get to meet the king of the comos i'm on board! he's so cool after all.
:33< *the mighty huntress rolls mew up in a big katamari*
bitches are so mad that a golldbllood is succeeding where they are flloundering. if you were more plleasant to be around maybe fuchsias woulld want to tallk to you too! #vagueposting
so is this like… how you guys cope with being bored or something? you just redirect it into weirdly horny? because i do not get it :/ im starting to think its partly just a bit but idk #nsfw
Girls with zero curves or traditional sex appeal deserve to be fucked stupid too. Amen. #nsfw
D --> Move horses up now
honestly you just keep playing until you don't suck. like. practice and stuff. maybe search up tutorials on how to do certain things in certain games if you're curious, ik that helped me beat the more complex fiduspawn battles when i was younger
would anyone like to have some ginger-hibiscus tea with me?
troll lady gaga did bad quadrants instead of bad romance
// I did not expect that me making this account today would end with me drawing Jade dick for strangers on the internet. Interesting how life works like that #nsfw
8=D < They live in utmost bliss. https://shopus.parelli.com/cdn/shop/articles/2024-08-14-how-fast-can-a-horse-run.png
god he's so fucking cool https://file.garden/Zr_IfHMSYR4_NWeK/troll%20fred%20durst.png
its because discord image links decay and stop working for embeds and stuff i think. If you upload it under an image hosting site like imgbox or something similar and get THAT image url it shouldnt break!
T)(is is your random reminder to not litter on t)(e beac)(es. 8) #begoodlittleguppies #idontlikegettingupset
Alright what about favorite cake, I fuck up some red velvet personally
((Hope nobody is too annoyed by Bill popping up to reply to random chitts I can think of good Bill lines for
Can I uh eat sushi off your body? Think that'll fix me right up #nsfw
// I work at a plant shop and every single time I see catnip, Nepeta, I point
fuck now yall got me craving pizza gdi
did we do pizza takes? pepperoni and pineapple is a combo i adore. alternatively feta, spinach, chicken and good tomatoes. another good one is feta pepperoni onion and hot honey. polarizing, i know.
Human word for flavor disk p sure.
They're cookin. Plain and simple.
i really love listening to people talk about stuff they find interesting or things they care about. cold take i know.
My h0t take is i d0nt give a shit what y0u guys put 0n y0ur pizza. Every0ne can eat whatever they like.
going on a stupid walk for my stupid mental health.
1nvest 1n the well be1ng of your m1nd, body, and soul. take a moment and wander the world and behold what beauty l1es 1n wa1t for those who would take the chances to f1nd 1t.
This trend of cypto on the timeline needs to end Just tax-dodge like the rest of us, like have some dignity
...hey so has any other telekinetics or psionics or similar found that said telekinesis/psionics get like WAY more powerful when you're stressed?? ...and by way more I mean like working subconsciously even when you weren't necessarily trying to use them ... because mine dragged a discarded scuttlebuggy remnent just enough to hide me from drones when usually it's a thinkpan-ache to slam a door and that's kind of weird right???
D --> F001ish people should not play with artifacts beyond their comprehension D --> I feel sorry for anyone who was unwittingly duped into participating D --> And absolutely no pity for those who instigated or went along knowingly with the events
D --> Ne%t time you find yourself with a cursed artifact be wise and send it to me to be contained instead
Ahem Hi im jack noir Have you or a loved one been affected by the power of a trickster lolipop/have decided that taking one was the only way to have a relationship was taking one? Have you married like 5 people in a state in candy state sex craze and are suddenly like "oh shit i didn't sign up for this". Well don't you worry, here Noir-Harken co, we can help you all of you dump your sorry asses and have a 50, 25, or whatever percent of people you decided to whip your candy sticks or marshmallows out on. Never fear, any marriage can be broken down in seconds. And you maybe saying "I didn't willingly take the lolipop" never fear. If you want to go further and looking to blame even more, we can take this all the way to crockercorp and sue them for everything they got for having this happen to you. Just call 1-800-Janecrockerisafuckingtool and we can start your noncandy based freedom today. #eridanweek #iwantcandy #nsfw
#therapytip 0003: if y[]u have anXiety, []r h[]nest|y any re|ated dis[]rders |ike rsd, it can he|p t[] visua|ise facts fr[]m ficti[]n. many pe[]p|e wh[] eXperience anXiety s[]metimes end up spira||ing fr[]m assumpti[]ns and catastr[]phic thinking. whi|e these kinds []f visua|isati[]n techniques may n[]t, and |ike|y w[]n't, c[]mp|ete|y st[]p th[]se fee|ings, they can []ften he|p manage the psych[]s[]matic sympt[]ms imagine y[]u're in a |ibrary. natura||y, there's a ficti[]n secti[]n and a n[]n-ficti[]n secti[]n. the ficti[]n secti[]n is g[]ing t[] have a|| []f y[]ur assumpti[]ns, what-ifs scenari[]s, etc., but the n[]n-ficti[]n secti[]n is where y[]u need t[] f[]cus y[]ur energy. when y[]u fee| y[]urse|f starting t[] spira|, []r even bef[]re that when it's just harder than usua| t[] distance y[]urse|f fr[]m the anXi[]us th[]ughts y[]u're having, start s[]rting thr[]ugh the n[]n-ficti[]n secti[]n that has []n|y the facts what d[] y[]u kn[]w f[]r certain t[] be true? y[]u might kn[]w what s[]me[]ne said []r did, but that's separate fr[]m what y[]u *think* they meant by that. y[]u might kn[]w that there's a big event c[]ming up []r a situati[]n y[]u have t[] hand|e, but y[]u d[]n't kn[]w h[]w that's g[]ing t[] turn []ut unti| it happens. y[]ur anXiety tries t[] make y[]u c[]nsider every p[]ssibi|ity and read between |ines that may []r may n[]t be there, but when y[]u s|[]w d[]wn t[] c[]nsider []n|y what is factua| and verifiab|e, it can he|p y[]u rati[]na|ise y[]ur []wn resp[]nses t[] th[]se situati[]ns
i would say i told you so about the impending doom of #eridanweek but yall should have known better. it does not take a doom player to know
D --> It does bring me a cr001 and sadistic pleasure to see the regret on the faces of nearly everyone who attended #eridanweek 's dreadful "party" last light
I swear I'm an average height. Short is anything below 5 feet
D --> Bad post
Seems like everyone's )(ad quite t)(e party tonig)(t! -Everyone be sure to rest up and drink lots of water!
D --> Maybe when the little counter dips below 100 I will start #nsfw posting more freely
₍^. .^₎⟆ Got that #theythembulge and #theythemnook #nssfw~
D --> D --> Maybe event001y
B33 < thats what the nsfw tag is fur, equihiss B33 < but yeah i get it B33 < meowbe you could just like B33 < tell people to dm you fur pics????
D --> I wish I could #nsfw post without it going to everyone D --> It makes me feel strange to simply announce it to everyone regardless of whether they opted into hearing such things from me D --> Like I am breaking some sort of r001 of consent
•ᴥ- be free, big fella. -ᴥ•
D --> I love sharing music I love giving people songs I think would fit them
i AM A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I do not think you understand how big of a fucking nerd loser I am when it comes to Majora's Mask. I have finished it to 100% completion on several occasions on both N64 and 3DS. If you were to tell me a random time on a random day I could recite exactly what events occur then. If you were to ask me to recite any of the playable songs from the game I could do so from heart. Including Japas' jam session and the Ballad of the Wind Fish. I am like Bill Murray at the end of Groundhog Day.
on another note ive noticed things have gotten a lot more… multiversal around here sweet
D --> Cherubic artifact that induces the peachbirth trance of the jokebollocks in those who imbibe in it's degenerate sugars
D --> I apologize for not posting more #equiusvault documentations but I've been rather busy D --> Perhaps I will take some time off this weekend and do so
Fun Zelda fact: Link's outfit redesign in Breath of the Wild and the related games was a gameplay decision. With so much green grass, he needed to stand out against the environments he was in. It was also meant to differentiate him from previous Links, marking a new era. In addition, it was a fucking stupid idea and I hate it. ▼
D --> #nowlistening #equiutunes D --> Yesterday When I Was Young - Roy Clark D --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQIAcztYjbc D --> The thousand dreams I dreamed, the splendid things I planned D --> I always built, alas, on weak and shifting sand D --> I lived by night and shunned the naked light of day D --> And only now I see how the years ran away
8=D < Perhaps we would all be happier if we frolicked more.
I'm out of Swedish Fish.
#N9wplaying A reminder this exist. https://9pen.sp9tify.c9m/track/46V5sf264hW66d5HQ8S7K6?si=c9121dfe6f7644d9
Updates 9n my life: I've 6een restarting T9m9dachi Life repeatedly 6ecause I'm deeply impatient.
I have been here for less than a day and I see this happening constantly already.
D --> Something immensely stupid is about to happen I see
Im l0gging 0ff and thr0wing my huskt0p int0 the river
Oh to be marked up and bruised all over... i desire it oh so dearly. #nsfw
quadrants are overrated i have my games and music and my sword
His character design in that game is undeniably appealing. It also holds a hidden function. His expressions communicate directly with the player; he looks at objects that can be interacted with. ▼
Fun Zelda fact: The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker is an example of an early attempt at an open world game. The sailing time allowed developers to hide loading zones, making the map feel much more open. ▼
REPOSTING THIS BECAUSE I CAN. ((ARTIST: ((ART MADE FOR ME BY MY AMAZING FRIENDS SHJIYEMIS )) HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/311431599445245952/1489767960988876841/4.PNG?EX=69D19E08&IS=69D04C88&HM=C9BFBFEEA76F9822E7FD6F723874B5AF2AF1EA4A166FD0928565DC425125C05A&
yall ever forget just how wet water gets you or is that a just me kinda thing
You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you? ▼
Thank y'all fer th'ne\/\/\/\/ shirt. It's a size or t\/\/\/\/o too small. But here it is. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f83568e81df7.png
(( Shitposting on two accounts is tough work, my fingers are cramping 😭 (( I’ve gotta do my civic duty 🫡
Fishing friday is the 0nly way we can put an end t0 eridan week
mostly here 2 sit and lurk around u losers this place seems 2 be a cezzpool...
:33< mmm :33< tentacles :33< sigh :33< #nsfw
8=D < https://render.fineartamerica.com/images/rendered/default/print/5.5/8/break/images/artworkimages/medium/2/horse-peeking-out-of-the-barn-door-2ndlookgraphics.jpg
8=D < https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GVwaU2DWQAAd3rM.jpg
damn i been on this site for a day and the whole 5 minutes it was crashed i was like fuuuck how am i gonna get my detective yaoi now? #ihaveaproblem
ii do thiink the piity aand mediiaate buttonss aare aa liittle funny. becaausse they dont don't do aanythiing other thaan confusse humaanss aand ssometiimess fuckiing confusse me.
nooot reaally? ssiince iit'ss baassed aaround aausspiisstiice relaatiionsshiipss, iit jusst ssortaa liike ii guessss the besst waay to put iit 4 aa humaan "caalm down" or "chiill" ssomeone could better explaaiin iit iim ssure.
i forgot how much unemployment sucks / i need a job /
part of being a warmblood is just putting up with people being mean / i can't really do anything about it / so i just kinda / try to ignore it
ocean man, take me by the hand lead me to the land. that you understand #lyrichour
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? Skaia, derse and prospit was, at one point, all going to be one planet, but we realized this gave players too much access too early on in the session, so we went back to splitting them up. © SBURB 2009
/there are lots of stwff yow learn when chatting with other doomed versions of yowrself. something i dont think enowgh people know is how some alternate yows can possess a different class dwe to how Sgrwb handles mythological roles and all. havent forgotten abowt that one encownter with a certain Prince of Light Collen v_v/
✿ where my emoz and metalheadz at im inviting the first 3 trollz to promo my albums over that chud jade's to the vip section to sikk new planet 😂
#nowplaying RATATATA - BABY METAL feat. Electric Callboy. https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=MyS3DIFaXF4&si=NfXRzzpgleVCr9HS
Please ensure y9u've d9ne everything y9u needed t9 6ef9re resting. It's 6etter d9ne early than waiting til the last sec9nd.
8=D < Hm. I enjoy having a place to e%press myself and my thoughts without needing to bother any particular individuals. I have many thoughts throughout the day, you see. 8=)
iT WOULD SEEM, i HAVE ACQUIRED, a HATER, dEAR cHITTR, wHICH, i AM TAKING AS A SIGN THAT, i AM DOING THINGS RIGHT BECAUSE, hATERS ARE JUST PILLARS ON, tHE STAIRWAY OF, sUCCESS, #iNSPIRATIONAL
8=D < Hello. I have awoken.
8=D < Were it safe (and tasty) for my diet to mirror that of horses, I would. 8=D < But it is not. 8=D < This means I still get to enjoy coffee though, with my delicious breakfast.
((i may have made the worst fucking quirk to look at on this site ever. i love it tbh. this account exists MOSTLY just to post music fyi.))
8=D < Hmm. It is unfortunate that this horse image is quite blurry, as we cannot appreciate its musculature very well. However, I find it difficult to give any horse a low score. And in any case, I do appreciate it's wistful nature, thus, I will grant it a respectable 7/10.
🎶 #nowplaying — Papercut - LinKin ParK (Hybrid Theory) httpZ://muZic.youtube.com/watch?v=84J_XmGKX48&Zi=2NOlQZ67QGrIoBvG
8=D < Did you know that horses can swim? Despite how heavy they are, their lungs are so large that they are buoyant-- enough that they stay afloat and may paddle around. Neighh! 8=)
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? There are classpects that nobody has seen yet! © SBURB 2009
D --> Then perhaps this one might help D --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JhYYUWOBBs D --> Et de l'Étoile à la Concorde D --> Un orchestre à mille cordes D --> Tous les oiseaux du point du jour D --> Chantent l'amour. D --> And from the Etoile to the Concorde D --> An orchestra of a thousand chords D --> All the songbirds of dawn D --> Sing of love
Those of you who have suffered the hands of something wicked and grimdark, how did you deal with it? I don't know how exactly to free myself, but am curious if anyone else had some particular experience with The Old Ones. #horrorterrors
D --> #lyrics D --> Et chaque fois "Les Feuilles Mortes" D --> Te rappelle a mon souvenir D --> Jour après jour les amours mortes D --> N'en finissent pas de mourir D --> And each time "the dead leaves" D --> Reminds me of you D --> Day after day, the dead loves D --> Just don't stop dying
8=D < Hello... https://iili.io/Bn133G4.png
D --> Sorry that means Cross D --> I am angry
D --> Why would you do that, you would obliterate the hay D --> The hoofbeasts need the hay
8=D < *Clip clops across your feed. Paws the dirt with my hoof.*
8=D < Neigh...
8=D < I am indeed glad I joined such a site as this. I can share... my interests with all of you.
]-[==]> Hello chittr. Please remember to hydrate and take care of yourself. I do not wish to see any of you as patients. Thank you.
8=D < I understand why so many people enjoy My Little Hoofbeast. They are a shining e%ample of moral righteousness, and teach valuable lessons on togetherness, understanding and STRENGTH of character. It is a wonderful show. 8=D < However. That all being said. 8=D < Breyer Hoofbeasts are the superior choice in toy. My Little Hoofbeast simply cannot compare, as they hardly hold any resemblance to real hoofbeasts, whereas Breyer Hoofbeasts strive to capture every detail-- every rippling muscle, every popping vein, every lock of flowing, majestic hair... 8=D < I should sit down.
D --> #equiusvault Number 1: Linguist's Knife D --> Status: Gifted D --> My most recent completed creation, I made this knife as a gift for one of my maids D --> It is a leaf-bladed dagger with a pattern-welded damascus metal designed to resemble a feather D --> The handle is golden with a pommel shaped as a pen nib D --> The sheath is made of a black obsidian material, designed to resemble an ink-well, and it is enchanted with a direct conn%ion to my place of power, allowing them to draw on its reserves D --> It is to act as a charging station of sorts for the dagger, with which I etched an array of magical spells tied to linguistic concepts D --> Writing the word in the air with the end of the blade, with the proper intent, causes a variety of effects D --> For instance, write Fire, and you will conjure fire- words with the same meaning such as flame, pyro, inferno, et cetera, will cause the same effect D --> I shall not describe in detail all spells contained therein, as the intent was for the person receiving it to discover for themselves all the spells, and given it was a recent creation I doubt they have discovered all of the effects yet themselves- I would hate to spoil them on any of the more esoteric ones I thought up
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c17f595851d6.png #itsofficial @daftPunk
hoodies are comfy im not sure why everyone chooses not to wear them :(