♦ pitied by @dissectingFilm
[ Hey guys.] [ Im a FLARPer of several sweeps and i am gonna use this account to document some of the weirder and cooler things that have happened in the community over the years.] [ Follow for more!][]
[ haha yeah i hear ya i had to sell two of my rocket launchers cause onlyfronds overdrafted my account]
[ spoken like someone who has never won a contest.] []
[ if you were the Haughty with a Body player who just hit me in the leg with a crowbar and grabbed 3 chests of loot in downtown Goretland please DM me I think you also took my wallet.] [ It has the GameBro logo on it.] [ i won it in a contest]
[ SHES NOT GIVING ME A HELPFUL HANDY SHE IS TRYING TO KILL ME HEEEEELP] [HEEELP]
[ we honest ozygourmandias mains toil and grind while the game gives them fucking everything] [im so sick of it]
[ how the fuck are seagrifts not nerfed yet fucking hell]
[start grinding in your cloud twin]
[sgiyct]
[Imperial communicator Bensha Pyerio's old flarp character 'Fakksahn Logician' (926) https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/9375dfb581db] [.] [png]
[still the most balanced meta flarp ever had imo]
[#graphic] [victim of a now-patched ozygourmandias instant kill technique circa 927] https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/511c80db29f5] [.] [png]
[rare to see the skylark grandpa rocking a weapon] [hes usually on 2xfistkind]
[Legendary FLARPer Minoru Suzuki in 932 engaging in a battle on a moving train] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/b4332368bdf0] [.] [png]
nesben worries about you
[maybe i wont die because] [am special]
no you are going to a hospital that isn't a meal you fool
hospital
[stay strong nesben] [we are all praying for you]
[having tuber wafers and an abomination energy for breakfast tonight] [whats the move]
[never ask a highblood their age] [a teal their salary] [or a piss icarus why they call every long range crit a "kiirkkshot"]
[we just passed 20 followers] [at 30 i am planning on posting something very special]
[The most infamous argument in FLARP history] [poster on FLARP forum asks about grinding XP every other day] [pages-long argument starts about how many days in a week there are] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/3196b79bd355] [.] [png]
[replace the 'o' in Espio] [with acrooner] [relax liberal] [its called FLARPer humor]
[we have officially hit 30 followers, and as i promised] [i am opening quadrant applications, hmu] [https://forms] [.] [gle/X6wWDQyQQofBbX3h8]
[https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/4e8fbc353fd9] [.] [png] https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/38803ea890e9] [.] [gif]
[scrubquote] [bet you play soy skylark]
[this is gonna change my whole ozygourmandias build] [https://www] [.] [pcgamesn] [.] [com/wp-content/sites/pcgamesn/2019/09/Borderlands-3-burger-rocket-launcher] [.] [jpg]
[rip bozo]
[i would still rock one if it fit my build] [just for the vibes]
[real FLARPers will recognise this] [legendary] [meta-defining] [weapon] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/adb5b56c2e2a] [.] [png]
[ive had numerous surgeries] [for various injuries and such]
[what do you mean by that]
[thats what im saying] [its just kinda boring being a guy yknow]
[chat is it] [sus] [if my FLARP character is a girl] [when i am a boy]
[4] [my lusus is a pegasus] [!] []
[3] [since 932 ive been a VIP attendant of the bi-sweeply FLARPcon in north outglut] [its a great time] [definitely recommend for anyone interested in FLARP]
[2] [in those 8 sweeps ive only played two classes: [ozygourmandias, my current main] [&] [briefly espiacrooner when that update dropped though i did ultimately change back after the nerfs]
[1] [i have been FLARPing for almost 8 sweeps now] [!] []
[1 <3 = 1 fact about the account owner] [10 <> = 1 pic of account owner]
[quit bein a shitter on chittr] [and come have a lark in FLARP]
[just made a very wise investment]
[haha check this out] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/c6f05271ace5] [.] [png]
[i will be implementing my] [chittr gold status] [into my FLARP costume redesign]
[i hadn't thought of it] [goldie is a great name though]
[i do not think the offer is available anymore] [.] [] [.] [] [.] [i got in on the ground floor and this signifies that]
[i have invested in chittr]]
[oh yeah i should probably post my FLARP costume] [do people wanna see that]
[okay here is my FLARP attire] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/96041700713d] [.] [png]
[explaining paradox clones to someone new to chittr] ["so did you ever read the fortnite comics"]
[women are real as hell] [to me]
[idk about all that]
[i just found out some trolls change their genders] [thats crazy]
[happy to discuss this in DMs] [!] []
[very proud to be #11th on the board] [!] [more FLARP history posts in the pipeline] [if you are interested in sponsoring posts hmu]