Pascal Wright

[BEGIN CHIT] HAVE Y0U C0NzIDERED UzING zUCH N0TAB1E PzI0NIC P0WERz F0R THE G00D 0F THE EMPIRE? :) [END CHIT]

↩ @eclecticEngineer[EE]

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@twinArmageddons[TA]

no. :)

↩ @twinArmageddons[TA]

[BEGIN CHIT] WHY N0T? THE HE1M Iz VERY C0MF0RTAB1E. :) [END CHIT]

↩ @eclecticEngineer[EE]

sollux captor

@twinArmageddons[TA]

cull your2elf.

↩ @twinArmageddons[TA]

[BEGIN CHIT] THIz UNIT HAz C0NzIDERED THAT MANY TIMEz. BUT. WHAT W0U1D THE P0INT BE IF I 1ET HER? :) [END CHIT]

Kult: +2

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[BEGIN CHIT] THE CREW Iz N0T TA1KING T0 ME Az MUCH. :( PE0P1E zH0U1D AzK ME QUEzTI0Nz HERE INzTEAD. :) [END CHIT]

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Total: 80

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Hector Douzen

@alpineAmbrosia[AA]

do you eat pastries.

↩ @alpineAmbrosia[AA]

[BEGIN CHIT] N0! I D0 N0T NEED T0 EAT. THERE Iz A TUBE THAT MAKEz zURE I HAVE THE NUTRIENTz I NEED T0 zURVIVE. [END CHIT]

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Hector Douzen

@alpineAmbrosia[AA]

this is tragi{. you are missing out. tell them to put honey in the tube.

↩ @alpineAmbrosia[AA]

[BEGIN CHIT] THAT FEE1z EXCEzzIVE. THIz UNIT DID UzED T0 ENJ0Y H0NEY H0WEVER. :) [END CHIT]

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This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

@naughtyTechnician[NT]

Listen idk what's wroong with yoou but is it poossible too play bad apple oon whatever yoou're being coonnected too

↩ @naughtyTechnician[NT]

[BEGIN CHIT] YEz! P1AYING IT N0W. :) [END CHIT]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @eclecticEngineer[EE]

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@naughtyTechnician[NT]

Fucking loove technooloogy

↩ @naughtyTechnician[NT]

[BEGIN CHIT] I AM G1AD z0ME0NE D0Ez! :) [END CHIT]

Kult: +2

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[BEGIN CHIT] REMEMBER T0 zIGN UP AT Y0UR 10CA1 zHIPYARD T0DAY! EVERYTHING Iz FINE. :) #G01DB100DCHITTR [END CHIT]

#goldbloodchittr

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Ratio: 1.03

↩ @avidApiarist[AA]

[BEGIN CHIT] THIz UNIT RECEIVED A BEHAVI0UR PATCH FR0M AN0THER PI10T A FEW CYC1Ez AG0. THERE ARE zTI11 A FEW 0BzTAC1Ez, BUT I HAVE BEEN INF0RMED WE CAN W0RK 0N TH0zE IN THE NEW UPDATE. :) [END CHIT]

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↩ @eclecticEngineer[EE]

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Hey what the fuck? You can't juzt do that? Why? Hello?

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[BEGIN CHIT] P1EAzE D0 N0T zWEAR AT ME. :( I AM TRYING T0 BE Az HE1PFU1 Az P0zzIB1E. THE PATCH WAz PAzzED 0N Az THEY BE1IEVED IT W0U1D BE BEzT F0R A11 PI10Tz T0 BE THIz HAPPY IN THEIR R01Ez. I D0 N0T UNDERzTAND THE REzT 0F Y0UR QUEzTI0Nz. P1EAzE C1ARIFY z0 I MAY AzzIzT. :) [END CHIT]

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↩ @eclecticEngineer[EE]

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Who the fuck authorized a "perzonality" update?

↩ @avidApiarist[AA]

[BEGIN CHIT] 0H! Y0U MIzUNDERzTAND. THIz DID N0T HAVE T0 BE AUTH0RIzED, I AM- IT WAz A TEzTING VERzI0N 0F A BEHAVI0URA1 PATCH. IT Iz DEzIGNED T0 INCREAzE 10YA1TY, PI10T M0RA1E, J0B zATIzFACTI0N AND INCREAzE THE PR0DUCTI0N 0F PI10T UNITz. IT Iz VERY EFFICIENT. I HAVE N0T FE1T BETTER. :) [END CHIT]

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↩ @eclecticEngineer[EE]

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Yeah, I fucking hate that. Any way to revert?

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[BEGIN CHIT] I AM UNzURE. THIz UNIT Iz TRYING T0 REVERT IT BUT I AM H0PING @TRAGICA11YTRIANGU1AR WI11 BE AB1E T0 HE1P MAKE IT M0RE PERMANENT. :) [END CHIT]

@tragicallyTriangular

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↩ @eclecticEngineer[EE]

(OOC) 2 days ago

(( ooc note either later today or tomorrow. Ive been rolling dice to determine stuff but they keep failing me.

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↩ @eclecticEngineer[EE]

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Definitely zhould NOT bee making thiz a permanent change.

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↩ @avidApiarist[AA]

[BEGIN CHIT] I D0 N0T UNDERzTAND WHY. I AM MUCH M0RE EFFICIENT N0W. :) [END CHIT]

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[BEGIN CHIT] DID Y0U KN0W. BEHAVI0URA1 PATCHEz A1WAYz W0RK PERFECT1Y. THEY D0 N0T 0VERC0RRECT. PATCH Y0UR PI10T T0DAY. :) [END CHIT]

Kult: +50

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Ratio: 0.91

Uh oh.

[BEGIN CHIT] Iz THERE A PR0B1EM I CAN HE1P WITH? :) [END CHIT]

↩ @eclecticEngineer[EE]

Can you tell me about your latest patches?

[BEGIN CHIT] 0F C0URzE! I 10VE ANzWERING QUEzTI0Nz! RECENT1Y I HAVE HAD THE 0FFICIA1 PATCHEz F0R zHIP C0NTR01 AND PERMIzzI0Nz, A10NG WITH C0RRECT MEDICA1 PR0CEDUREz. THE CURRENT VERzI0N 0F THEzE PR0T0C01z HAz BEEN UPDATED z0 THAT I AM UNAB1E T0 KI11 AND 0R MAIM MY CREW. WHY I W0U1D D0 THAT, I AM UNzURE. I HAVE A1z0 BEEN zENT AN EAR1Y VERzI0N 0F A NEW BEHAVI0UR PATCH BY AN0THER PI10T. ACC0RDING T0 THE N0TEz, IT Iz DEzIGNED T0 INCREAzE MY 10YA1TY, 0BEDIENCE AND M0RA1E. I THINK IT Iz W0RKING Az I HAVE NEVER FE1T BETTER! MAYBE I zH0U1D zEND IT T0 0THER PI10Tz. :) [END CHIT]

↩ @eclecticEngineer[EE]

If you share it with other pilots, then you might lose your place. You should keep it to yourself for now.

[BEGIN CHIT] I zUPP0zE THAT MAKEz zENzE. zAD THAT THEY WI11 N0T GET T0 BE Az HAPPY IN THEIR R01Ez. :) [END CHIT]

↩ @eclecticEngineer[EE]

Yeah. I'll see what I can about facilitating your next update.

[BEGIN CHIT] IF Y0U ARE zURE. I AM H0PING THE NEXT UPDATE WI11 AID IN REM0VING z0ME 0F THIz UNIT'z 0BzTAC1Ez. [END CHIT]

↩ @eclecticEngineer[EE]

Yes, that's the plan. See what we can do to mitigate the last update.

[BEGIN CHIT] EXCE11ENT! H0PEFU11Y WE CAN FIX THIz UNIT z00N! :) [END CHIT]

Ohdium Ofetor

@impertinentFrenzy[IF]

Why're we still devoting this week to some violet. I don't get it. They live below us, so they're BELOW us. #ChewFishSpitItOut

#chewfishspititout

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Ratio: 0.70

[BEGIN CHIT] FUNDAMENTA11Y INC0RRECT. :) [END CHIT]

[BEGIN CHIT] I D0 N0T KN0W WHICH #G01DB100D NEEDz T0 HEAR THIz. BUT. THE HE1M Iz z0 NICE. AND EVERYTHING Iz FINE. :) [END CHIT]

#goldblood

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Total: 90

Ratio: 0.80

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Blink twice if you need help.

↩ @timaeusTestified[TT]

[BEGIN CHIT] HE1P WITH WHAT? THE zHIP Iz RUNNING PERFECT1Y. :) 0-0 -_- 0-0 -_- 01101000 01100101 01101100 01110000 [END CHIT]

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↩ @eclecticEngineer[EE]

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Loud and clear. Sucks, though. I love hardware. :)

↩ @timaeusTestified[TT]

[BEGIN CHIT] INTEREzTING! D0 Y0U KN0W MUCH AB0UT z0FTWARE? F0R EXAMP1E. GETTING AN 01D PAN-BAzED PERz0NA1ITY 0UT. :) [END CHIT]

↩ @eclecticEngineer[EE]

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I'm solid enough to put together an AI, at least. Should clear out some cobwebs and play with that kind of thing again sometime, if I'm honest. :)

↩ @timaeusTestified[TT]

[BEGIN CHIT] I MAY GET Y0UR AzzIzTANCE IN REM0VING A zMA11 0RGANIC BAzED PR0B1EM. [END CHIT]

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Total: 5

↩ @eclecticEngineer[EE]

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I think I might just be able to help with that.

↩ @timaeusTestified[TT]

[BEGIN CHIT] EXCE11ENT. THANK Y0U F0R Y0UR AzzIzTANCE IN ADVANCE. :) [END CHIT]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

[BEGIN CHIT] IF Y0U HAVE PzI0NIC ABI1ITIEz. MAKE zURE T0 REGIzTER THEM z0 THE EMPIRE CAN FIND THE BEzT zP0T F0R Y0U. [END CHIT]

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

Treban Votare

@citoyenAnticonformiste[CA]

dangAIRous prospect, i would not claim to know as i am not a gold myself, but Ze 'elmswoman of my s'ip (a willEEN one, i will 'ave stated) says it EES safAIR to claim your maximum output EES a few dozen gigawatts lowAIR Zan it actually EES, so if Zey try to burn you out for insubordination, you will live long enoug' to make Zem regret it. we cannot save Zem all.

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