← @thespiansGlamor

HELP! THERE'S A MOB OF MILF HUNTERS OUTSIDE MY HOUSE!!!

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callie, come on, give the kid a break.

aunt callie!!?! how COULD YOU!!!

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

asking callie not to flirt with roxy seems a bit optimistic!

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this one's already married though!

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@uranianUmbra[UU]

oh, dear, have i stUmbled into something more serioUs than i assUmed? i'm afraid i've no context here. perhaps my qUest for new roxies to woo has had Unintended casUalties...

*crying!* my mom's just so woo-able...nobody can resist.... *sob sob!*

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@uranianUmbra[UU]

precisely! #morewives!!

oi! shoo!! go find some other human mother to slobber on!!

you CANT!! #NOPERVSALLOWED

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@asclepianDesperada[AD]

im so fucking sorry 4 my mum. no it doesnt get better when theyre married.