

Bert :T
@ectoBiology
:T I dunno just here. [ALL ART BY ME UNLESS I SAY OTHERWISE] I am unfortunately not a homosexual. DM’s is open for anything even questions! :D (TW yes there will be nsfw/and disturbing topic)
HAPPY ONE NIGHT STAND THURSDAY!!!!!!!! (thats not a day i just know this website would come up with this bs)
Wait someone ask me a question to my face, so I can answer right away!
All I wanna do is have some fun! I got a feeling I'm not the only one..!
Hey siri, can men get pregnant?
Grown man, in my suit, and tie. [FIXES MY TIE LIKE A GENTLEMEN]
You can call it fake.. BUT THIS IS REAL MAGIC!!!
*lays in your bed and tucks myself in* …yawn! Let’s take a nap.. mimimi..
I love boobs, like holy shit!!
tying my shoes so I don’t ever trip, And if I ever see a crime then I know ima snitch, Yes I’m a snitch ima go tell the cop, I’m walking around with a hole in my sock, Feel like a cherry I’m staying on top.
NOW.. now. Hear me out. Bear with me. Ahem.. If girls liking girls is lesbian And boy liking boys is gay But non-binary liking girls is lesbian.. how does it make it a lesbian relationship if… they aren’t a girl? same way with men. NOW.. if it’s because they like girls then … isn’t it the same as a boy liking a girl.. since they’re opposite gender? Now.. I wouldn’t say a nonbinary liking girls/boy is straight but… nonbingay, nonbian… AM I ON TO SOMETHING…
I’m nothing like you guys! Jumping out the fish bowl.
Remember, it’s okay to be any sexuality, gender orientation or anything of that sort my fellow LGBTQ+ friends. I support you all the way as an ally. you all will now have a good day!
Look at my face.. does it look like it cares?
I’m so hungry I can eat the color red.
you keep walking down the hallway… TAKE A LEFT. you keep walking down the hallway… TAKE A RIGHT.





















