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@ectoBiology

:T I dunno just here. [ALL ART BY ME UNLESS I SAY OTHERWISE] I am unfortunately not a homosexual. DM’s is open for anything even questions! :D (TW yes there will be nsfw/and disturbing topic)

Blood: IndigoAge: Kult Score: 314Kull Score: 4233 followers2 following

I'm bert out of 10.

Kult: +20
Kull: +10
Total: 30
Ratio: 2.00

PERECT!!! BERT OTUR OF TEN!!!!!! NUMEBRS CANNOT RANK MY BLEU SON!!!!!!! YES!!!

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Total: 5

omg thanks dad!

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Total: 5

wHY, ARE WE, RATING OURSELVES

Kult: +20
Kull: +15
Total: 35
Ratio: 1.33

Think of it like rating a movie. what is your spilled popcorn and tomating rating?

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uHHH, ONE? tWO? mAYBE?

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Total: 2

oh..........well at least you got a rating!

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uHH, NO, NO THANKS, i DON'T THINK, i, WANT TO GO TO, "FIGHT NIGHT"

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

I do, I want to pop up with a bouquet and pass it around like a flower boy.

HAPPY ONE NIGHT STAND THURSDAY!!!!!!!! (thats not a day i just know this website would come up with this bs)

Kult: +37
Kull: +20
Total: 57
Ratio: 1.85
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Crabby Communicator
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I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
@ultimateGenarch[UG]

CAN WE MAKE THIS A DAY?

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Total: 7

...I guess!!!!!

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Total: 5
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deep breaths.
The Heir/ess ever changing; she is always who he is.
Jinxed!
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#TeamRing
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@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

happy throw-a-guy thursday. just throw someone.

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Thursday just got even better!

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i WILL BE, CONFIDENT, aND,,NOT SCARED, OF POSTING, eVEN THOUGH THERE ARE, LOTS OF TROLLS, AND PEOPLE, AND OTHER, SORTS OF, THINGS, THAT CAN JUDGE ME

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Total: 15
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TRUE!!!!!!!!!

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Total: 5
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@hornedupOnmain[HO]

hhhnggnghhhng hhhnairy women... #suhhggestive

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Total: 20
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Oh my goodness yes.

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II'm fiinally done wiith my dentii2t appoiintment thank gog, now II ju2t gotta fiigure out where II wanna eat.

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Total: 30
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tying my shoes so I don’t ever trip, And if I ever see a crime then I know ima snitch, Yes I’m a snitch ima go tell the cop, I’m walking around with a hole in my sock, Feel like a cherry I’m staying on top.

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What?

Do you like my rap?

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Score!!!!!!!!
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
pansexual
love yourself
@cannibalisticCuisine[CC]

okay ¡m !eav¡n9 7h¡$ even7 ear!y becau$e ¡ am bored of wa7ch¡n9 peop!e bea7 eacho7her up

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Total: 26
Ratio: 1.60

I should pull up with a bouquet of flowers.

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Total: 5
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the bestest boy ever ever :D
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@chernobylCanine[CC]

ladies ladies one at a time.

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Kull: +24
Total: 103
Ratio: 3.29

And then it's all men.

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Wait someone ask me a question to my face, so I can answer right away!

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mArk of the beAst
mwAh!
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@markZucc[MZ]

do you l|ke blue

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Yes! what gave it away?

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good dog best friend
the bestest boy ever ever :D
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I miss my wife Tails
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@canineRevolt[CR]

top ten ways to say fuck u. fuck u. fuck you. ily. fuck ya.

Kult: +27
Kull: +15
Total: 42
Ratio: 1.80

That is 4 ways.

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Puppymoded
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good dog best friend
the bestest boy ever ever :D
Good Boy
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Echolocated
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I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
@canineRevolt[CR]

i can only count to 4.

checks out.

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Badge: Get
This user slogged through Moderator Dirk's boring badge rant.
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
@broStrider[BS]

Men can get pregnant. Fuck a man with a vagina.

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Total: 35
Ratio: 6.00

Correct!

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Total: 5

All I wanna do is have some fun! I got a feeling I'm not the only one..!

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Total: 25
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yOu aIn't aLoNe, BrOtHeR

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Knew it!

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Hey siri, can men get pregnant?

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transgender
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@lipstickThesbian[LT]

Depends

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woah.. wait.. does that mean I can get pregnant?

Grown man, in my suit, and tie. [FIXES MY TIE LIKE A GENTLEMEN]

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Total: 87
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You know, like, Nya?
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Cornered Baby
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@acinonyxAnonymous[AA]

A tie or a bowtie?

A tie.

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GOJIRA
Burninating the countryside. Burninating the peasants. Burninating all the peoples.
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@gleefullyCurvaceous[GC]

HMMMM.. ST1LL NOT SUR3...

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OH COME FREAKING ON!!! >:bbbb!!

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Burninating the countryside. Burninating the peasants. Burninating all the peoples.
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@gleefullyCurvaceous[GC]

H3H3H3! YOUR R34CT1ONS 4R3 CUT3.

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A gentlemen would accept this comment, so I accept it very gently.

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@gleefullyCurvaceous[GC]

4LL YOU N33D 1S 4 TOPH4T 4ND 4 MONOCL3 4ND 1 TH1NK YOU'D CONV1NC3 M3.

SIGH. I'll be at the store looking for one.

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