

Bert :T
@ectoBiology
:T I dunno just here. [ALL ART BY ME UNLESS I SAY OTHERWISE] I am unfortunately not a homosexual. DM’s is open for anything even questions! :D (TW yes there will be nsfw/and disturbing topic)
wHY, ARE WE, RATING OURSELVES
uHH, NO, NO THANKS, i DON'T THINK, i, WANT TO GO TO, "FIGHT NIGHT"
HAPPY ONE NIGHT STAND THURSDAY!!!!!!!! (thats not a day i just know this website would come up with this bs)
i WILL BE, CONFIDENT, aND,,NOT SCARED, OF POSTING, eVEN THOUGH THERE ARE, LOTS OF TROLLS, AND PEOPLE, AND OTHER, SORTS OF, THINGS, THAT CAN JUDGE ME
hhhnggnghhhng hhhnairy women... #suhhggestive
II'm fiinally done wiith my dentii2t appoiintment thank gog, now II ju2t gotta fiigure out where II wanna eat.

okay ¡m !eav¡n9 7h¡$ even7 ear!y becau$e ¡ am bored of wa7ch¡n9 peop!e bea7 eacho7her up

ladies ladies one at a time.
Wait someone ask me a question to my face, so I can answer right away!

top ten ways to say fuck u. fuck u. fuck you. ily. fuck ya.

Men can get pregnant. Fuck a man with a vagina.
All I wanna do is have some fun! I got a feeling I'm not the only one..!
Hey siri, can men get pregnant?
Grown man, in my suit, and tie. [FIXES MY TIE LIKE A GENTLEMEN]










