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free but im' drinkgin rihgt now, so still free. #substance

I already posted this once. It still makes me chuckle.

Explaining my existence is weird. I am not Dirk Strider, but I am Bro Strider. Bro Strider is Dirk, so by all means, I am functionally "Dirk," but I only play "Bro" Convoluted bullshit.

Fer en\/\/ironmental purposes.

Humans, unless in\/\/ited, ought t'stay 0ff m'island.

Imagine a cute lil spider.

Oh hello weird people in my palmhusk.

taking off my shades to stare at you with my glowing peepers

l0ve my wife
< I'LL SAY IT HERE TOO. PAIN IS WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY. JUST BUILD UP AN INSANE PAIN INTOLERANCE AND NEVER SUFFER AGAIN. >
< I WAS GOING TO POST SOMETHING MEAN AND EVIL AND HATEFUL AND FILLED WITH VIOLENCE ABOUT MY ANCESTOR, BUT THERE ARE LIKE 4 MITUNAS WHO FOLLOW ME, AND I FEEL LIKE I GET SLAPPED WITH THE CHILL STICK EACH TIME I START TO TWEAK. >
< I POST WHO WANT ME BUT ONLY PEOPLE WHO WANT ME DEAD >
((I have never once broken character, and no this does not mean I will answer ANY questions about the cow. But this popped up in my notifications and I havent been able to stop crying from how fucking hilarious it is. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8c4a68b265e1.jpg))

Pinky Pie and I go back quite a ways.

you_should_never_trust_that_vile_bird_._._._._he's_a_shady_offspring_of_a_barkfiend

I gam8le, deal drugs, flarp, draw, play guitar, 8e Vriska, 8ut who GAF.

You won’t 8elieve what I’m going to post a8out.

Gonna gam8le now. I have like A LOT of 8roken 8ones. Gog, I h8 her. #pitchthings #suggestive #violence

Odd night to 8e a co8alt.

that s disgusting but i am used to being appalled

i don t get it do they eat eachotherw orw do you happen to have genuinely sentient food
< IM COMING OVER IF YOURE NOT BUSY. >
< YEAH THAT'S PERFECT >

I Showed up at her place, we talked a bit. She kicked me out. Anyone have some spare Cigarettes I left mine while we screamed at each other.

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< WHERE'S MY JOHN? I NEED HIM. >

I’ll shut up for one day! 8ack to gam8ling talk. Let’s see how long I can last. Oh yeah, I’m pothead Vriska. When’s the last time I smoked? #su8stance

I am not actually biromantic sorry but the diamond is real one of you guys gets that

Wife. #wifeposting #nsfw #yearning

Thanks to some wise council and kind words, I am feeling much better. Thank you.

Chittrians BEWARE! You could be speaking to a HOMOSEXUAL online. #homosexual

Aradia has been flooding my Twitter timeline oh god

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I miss being able to read a book and not poking my eyes while doing so.

h0w d0es 0ne get human married asking f0r a friend
Would it be distasteful to start drinking so late? Urm. Or early i suppose. #substances

racoons r neat they shuld still stay the fuck away from my cat
My ex lover is arguing with another dirk under one of my posts. Tonights going about as dreadfully as youd expect from a man whos turned to getting plastered at 2 in the morning. #substances

Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book! #NSFW

@apocalypseArisen#6842

Nevermind apparently my account got hacked.

Gods I do have to say letting the tendrils out to stretch though, feels nice after binding them for a couple hours.

HE ATE MY MARBLE.

I'm beginning to suspect my house may be haunted.

Wife

Vriska

:/

im so fricken comfused whts his problm?
This one must have been difficult.
If you haven't tried it already, try beginning with a word that can eliminate at least three vowels next time. It really narrows it down!

Wife #wifeposting

i just cried soooo friggen hard lmao

If no one appreciates horse hours the Zahhaks and myself are dead.
< THIS ISN'T DIRECTED AT ANYONE BUT JUST ME SHARING AN OPINION BASED ON A CONVERSATION. I THINK SHARING INTRUSIVE AND/OR INVASIVE THOUGHTS, ESPECIALLY SEXUAL, AND FINDING LIKE-MINDED PEOPLE CAN BE CATHARTIC. IT'S WHY I JUST POST WHATEVER THE FUCK. MAKES ME FEEL BETTER. MIGHT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER TOO. >

Thank Gog.
< ANY RESPECT GAMZEE MIGHT HAVE HAD FOR ME WENT OUT THE WINDOW AS SOON AS I OPENED MY MOUTH AND POSTED SOME BULLSHIT, BY THE WAY. >

dont touch my fucking hair ever i dont care who you are if you arent dirk dont touch my hair
< I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO SHOVE PINECONES UP MY ASS WITHOUT BEING JUDGED, ACTUALLY. >

You're playing checkers and I'm also playing checkers. We are playing together. This is so fun!
< DELICIOUS! >

empl0yees we're having a pizza party t0 celebrate new hires what kind 0f pizza d0 y0u all like
< THE ONLY UNFUNNY MOTHERFUCKER ALLOWED HERE IS @EQUIUSZAHHAK BECAUSE HE'S GOT A SITUATIONAL FUNNY ABOUT HIM. >
< KISSING YOU ON THE FOREHEAD. >
< I NEED BORING AND UNFUNNY MOTHERFUCKERS TO STAY OFF MY CHITTS AND OFF MY ACCOUNT. >

ow my head

[ This Chitt has been removed by HR due to #NSFW content. ]
< WHO WANTS TO EAT MY CLOWN EGGS? >

Please note, if you are human and are going to claim you have heightened physical strength but are uninterested in fighting, I suggest you keep that information to yourself. The moment you mention it I, like many other trolls, will have the immediate thought of "let's test that out" and I do not want to accidentally injure someone. This urge takes a while to dissipate, so it is best avoided entirely. The concept of #violence does linger in the minds of many trolls. Thank you.
< #VIOLENCE >

i lied im not a pro

"did you love drawing human pets and landscapes do you accept paypal" brother you are not scamming me i dont even do commissions

but i dont wanna put my phone down

Strangling a man out back of this seven eleven. #violence

Trying to slide in the fact my matesprit is polyamorous in casual conversation like one would sneak an elephant onto an elevator.

wife

Wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife ::::D

put me in a room with a bunch of legos and im entertained for 10 hours

me when i trick karkats so i can ragebait them

I'm 8ored I'm 8ored I'm 8ored I'm 8ored I'm 8ored I'm 8ored I'm 8ored I'm 8ored

2:20am. I’m not even slightly tired. Fuck.

u know what feels like ur on #substances without needin any #substance ? bein tired af with a friend after 6 hours of watchin movies or playin games + sugary pop u feel liek ur high and its a good high

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hmm yeah i dont leik geraff sounds *giraffe
< NICE. >
yeah i just lΩΩked acrΩss the hive and yΩu just kind Ωf lΩΩk like that.
i r3l@t3 t0 this b3@st 0n such @ d33p l3v3l
@fΩrebΩdingMagic

ohhh i see people are doing the "worst possible light" thing again i gotcha i gotcha.

using this photo to explain to old people how 90% of america is immigrants and that even though they are white they are also an immigrants

Take your medication, if it is prescribed to you.

im awak what did i miss

I forgot this was Chittr. It took my constituents less than a minute before they told someone they were going to die, while someone else tried to sell them drugs.

its hard being epic in a world of so much fail
i miss him him is lil hal jr mr evil weevil yes guy my lil boi
Following some harrowing news i am henceforth bequeathing my prized movie collection to the dumpster. I would like to apologise for all the offence i have inflicted to he who shall not be named. May we reunite on better terms in another life... https://imgs.search.brave.com/iATZZ4GJlX3mtgJtYBIkB0kLxQrdSAR3avSZPZ_GtPo/rs:fit:860:0:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9tZWRp/YS5pc3RvY2twaG90/by5jb20vaWQvOTg0/MzAxMTI4L3Bob3Rv/L2dhcmRlbi1pbmNp/bmVyYXRvci1iaW4u/anBnP3M9NjEyeDYx/MiZ3PTAmaz0yMCZj/PUQ3N0J6R1JsVHhs/M2VOeUNPZDR1UGJX/QnBzaldPbGkzNWlR/b0o3V0t6Smc9
< I THINK I CAUGHT FEELINGS FOR SOMEONE, AND IT'S MAKING ME FEEL NAUSEOUS. >

Nope. I'm leaving. Apartment is no longer mine. He started repeating hate over and over. I'm not doing that.

I'm genuinely scared. I know I turned H.A.L. off before I left. Why is he standing in the hallway menacingly staring at me?

r u seriously that upset i want 2 kiss ur sister that even implyin callie gets hate now lmao

im on the verge of just doin the flower "they love me they love me not" thing just 2 psyche myself up my entire life is becomin #yearning
N9t a fan 9f this evil thing g9ing 9n.

i need to sleep. my evil deeds require rest! I must retreat to bed. BADnight!!!! >:)

fighting the urge to reply to that saying "everything goes according to plan" with standard dave edited to be a pimp so hard rn

....I haven't thought about her this hard in a while. #vague
| It Is Humorous Sameone Is 8eing The " Evil " Version Of Themself As I Appear | Given Other Versions Of Myself Have Or May Refer To Me As An Evil Them |

im so evil. i run away and leave a trail of glitter behind that you will be finding in your carpet for years to come.

WHY IS MY BRO AURA FARMING ON MAIN GET OUT OF HERE BOOOO

I'LL WORK ON AN ACTUAL PINNED FOR HIM LATER. I NEED TO DEVELOP HIM A TAD BIT MORE. FOR NOW, HERE'S THE STRANGE FUCKED UP BEING THAT IS EVILKAR. HE'S BASICALLY MEANT TO BE THE OPPOSITE OF KAR. https://i.ibb.co/ycn43Kyf/Screenshot-2026-06-01-233810.png

im just so evil

why was it so easy to tell dirk i had a crush on him hundreds of tiems as a teen but i cant tell callie or janey my feelins on either of them now?

honestly im not a fan of troll twenty one pilots \:B i much rather listen to troll ac/dc

<<"but it's lonely...">>

am hypr need entrtiasnment give ples

lord english lays eggs ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? #dashwatching

I am so incredibly gay.

i will p0st all the questi0ns and their answers in a p0st after en0ugh applicants are received. thank y0u s0 far t0 0ur applicants we are getting s0me g00d applicati0ns. als0 reminder y0u can get a badge if we hire y0u

UGH. DR4GON C4P3 N33DS SOM3 LOV3. >:(

Striders, please pour one out for your local Egbert. I believe many jokes are about to go flying.

A thirteen year old boy just liked my tiktok. I think I'm appealing to the wrong audience. Where my AvPol lovers at?

DO3S 4NYON3 KNOW HOW TO G3T L4S3R SCORCH3S OUT OF 4 W4LL? TH3 G3CKO FR13ND 1S UH. G3TT1NG R34LLY 3NTHUS14ST1C W1TH TH3M L4T3LY.

I apologize if I do not react to your hate reactions appropriately. I deal with @caliBorn and used to find solace with HateBot's presence, so I have been numbed to the effects of the hate react.
Cleaning out my desk. #StraightPride #Ex #NotExStraight #ExBoyfriend #StillStraight #FYI

any1 want 2 watch that nick cage spiderman show with me?

hal why are you seeking out ways to be a dick to me what did i even do bruv

AGHHHH WHY DID MY 8-8ALL EXPLODE AGAIN?!?!?!?!
Consumed food, now contempl8ing the 8isexual pride-kini for the 8each fuckery. yay or nay vi8es?

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i have seven badges ive won chittr
Honestly, now that I think a8out it, I didn't really have many other plans for what exactly I'd 8e posting anymore for myself. 8ut it's fun to see the ways others humili8 themselves on here! ::::)

UGH. GOTT4 BR34K OUTT4 S3R1OUS S33R MOD3.

I simply saw #RealShit.

turns out my therapist i kept sayin was great is actually shit so i got 2 find a new 1 now

I don't know if I should be honored, or deeply scared.

One of these days I’ll actually work out instead of just telling myself I should start doing that.

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is there a troll reddit i need to ask a really stupid question to keyboard warrior trolls

wait a minute...

anyways i just remembered kmfdm existed and im havin a good fucking time

Ok.
< WHAT THE FUCK. >
< I'M FINDING KINDNESS. AND PEACE. AND LOVE. >
< WELL GLAD TO SEE HE SUPPORTS ME???? THANKS JOHN. >
< HATE IN MY HEART AND HATE IN MY PURPLE JORT JORTS. >

cant slep 2 many thots
I d9n't think I can say I'm a 6ig enj9yer 9f interacting with pe9ple 9utside 9f my timeline. A l9t 9f pe9ple assume my t9ne and pers9nality 6ased 9n an alternate. It's frustrating. I'd like t9 6e kn9wn f9r me, s9 admittedly it's 6een a heavy deterrent fr9m me talking 9n here. M9st d9n't kn9w I'm a (Trans) w9man; I have r9mantic partners 6ecause g9g f9r6ade a tr9ll gr9w and learn. I try n9t t9 6e prickly, sincerely, 6ut I feel prickly. 6legh. I'm frustrated. I d9 n9t enj9y having t9 see alts 9f pe9ple I'm actively in g99d standing with just thr9w shit at me. And I'm s9 frustrated I can't even c9ndense this d9wn t9 a few w9rds.

What a rag-tag group that just commented on that post all to tell me not to worry about it.

...Am I supposed to be guiding something?
all i vwanted to do vwas vwatch romeo and juliet but the super bitchin wvintage system i got for all film vwatchin shenanigans has decided to cull itself and nowv im left vwithout the best iteration of mercutio blessin my screen

The Seer fucked up and apologizes publicly for her transgressions.
god does anything ever happen here how do i meet people

oh i can tell its late late cause the risky photo instinct is kicking in.
I love my girlfriend <3 I miss preening her lovely feathers.

:33< uhm correct meow if im wrong but i f33l like thr33 beans isnt enough to make a salad :33< like ideally i would want meowre than just beans too :33< just thr33 beans alone on a plate does nyat a salad make

Perhaps I shall play the titular game "Among Us" for a time. Would any be interested?

Sup everypony.

D--> Gøøđ evening. The đreambubbles seem ¢almer than usual tøđay by whi¢h I mean I have yet tø stumble intø any e%traørđinarily đangerøus memøries.

:33< always remempurr to blackmail peopurr :33< its cool fur33 legal easy and nfun

anyways gonna write some bars make some beats and head to my side of the duplex rose if you see this i washed some of your dishes btw and tomorrow me and john are having a movie night you are invited jade obviously was too but she said shes not sure if shes gonna be there love you bye

oh shit she has block blast

would anyone be willing to pet a giant werewolf??? i promise i dont bite!! im very friendly! :)

How a8out we collect MY Vriskas now?
ii thiink he2 piitch for you and you 2hould kiill or block hiim eiither one work2

whys this dude hating all my posts were both purple isnt that enough reason to be homies

the problem with bad decisions is that theyre usually a hell of lot of fun
Oh I Should Upload A Profile Picture Now That Im Thinking About This Strange Corner Of The Internet Again
Straw6erry Cup Drama TW: #craftingc9mmunitydisc9urse #sl9pc9ntent #pricing #m9ney #capitalism #crafting #disc9urse #straw6errycup #9verpricing #harassment #itsa69utcups Disclaimer: It's l9ng, it's very l9ng; y9u d9n't have t9 read this. Shel6y Sherrit is the name 9f the “Ceramist” wh9 makes cups fr9m m9lds using liquid clay. She sells these cups 9nline as well as in markets. She’s a gift-9f-a-craft influencer. The 9ther pers9n wh9 is inv9lved is S9ph, a very fam9us influencer with her 9wn fashi9n 6rand. S9ph 69ught a cup fr9m Shel6y fr9m a line 9f “Straw6erry mugs” that c9me with 2 handles. They’re quite cute. S9ph is 9n the left and 9n the right is Shel6y. The st9ry 6egins at a human event called a design market called "the Finders Keepers," Which takes place in the Earth c9untry 9f Australia. The event had a l9t 9f ass9rted g99ds fr9m f99d, access9ries, cl9thing, etc etc. A general crafting market, I supp9se. It s9unds quite nice actually. N9w 9f c9urse there are A L9T 9f ceramics; Shel6y was vending at this event. This 9ne in particular was 6ef9re a h9liday and was quite a p9pular event. S9ph was als9 attending the event and was excited f9r her attendance, h9ping she’d enj9y the pr9ducts and w9uld h9pe she w9uld sh9ut 9ut s9me 9f the 6usinesses and the event itself. After s9me time after the Market, S9ph p9sted a haul vide9 9f the things she g9t at the market. N9w 9f c9urse, there are A L9T 9f ceramics; Shel6y was vending at this event. This 9ne in particular was 6ef9re a h9liday and was quite p9pular. S9ph was als9 attending the event and was excited f9r her attendance, h9ping she’d enj9y the pr9ducts and w9uld h9pe she w9uld sh9ut 9ut s9me 9f the 6usinesses and the event itself. After s9me time after the Market, S9ph p9sted a Christmas haul vide9 that was 8 minutes l9ng. She talked a69ut what she g9t at the Finder Keeper Market. With9ut dr9pping the c9mpany name, she starts talking a69ut this cup she f9und (Shel6y’s), and she was making c9mments 9n h9w small it was and the price p9int 9f the mug. It was 125 D9llars. The cup, 9n t9p 9f that, was very fragile 9n t9p 9f its already small size. A69ut 2 m9nths have passed since this 9riginal vide9 fr9m S9ph, and Shel6y stitches the vide9 with her side 9f the st9ry. After thanking S9ph f9r supp9rting her 6usiness, she immediately g9es int9 h9w she’s disapp9inted in S9ph f9r critiquing her prices, especially when she herself 9wns a 6usiness and kn9ws what g9es int9 it. And lying a69ut their interacti9n. Shel6y 9ffers a different perspective, saying that S9ph was a l9t m9re engaging and even talked a69ut the straw6erry c9llecti9n and was even picking up 9ther items while interacting with her pr9ducts and 699th. After explaining her side, she t9ld S9ph that she can email her if she has issues with the pr9duct; she can get a full refund. She als9 said that the 2-handled mug was special 6ecause it was a “dignity mug,” 6asically an accessi6ility 9pti9n f9r pe9ple with different needs and/9r disa6ilities. S9ph then did stitch Shel6y’s vide9 claiming she was c9nfused, then swearing 9n her m9m’s life that she did n9t t9uch any items. In S9ph’s new vide9 resp9nse, she claims she’s never actually talked t9 Shel6y. She said she talked t9 s9me9ne with l9ng 6runette hair and that she’s never seen Shel6y in her life, and isn’t even sure if Shel6y is the 9ne wh9 9wns the 6usiness. S9ph ends up making a g99d p9int in her vide9, saying, “Why w9uld I lie a69ut this?” f9ll9wing up with, Why w9uld she make a tikt9k vide9 a69ut it if she knew the price and was purchasing it. She further clarifies that she never said anything in the vide9 that the price wasn’t w9rth that 9r that it wasn’t deserving 9f that price p9int. She was surprised at h9w pricey it was. In her vide9 did imply that it wasn’t w9rth it. S9ph then g9es 9n t9 say that Shel6y was just using her name f9r cl9ut. After S9ph resp9nded, Shel6y deleted her vide9, pr96a6ly due t9 the fact that m9st pe9ple had switched sides 9n wh9 they were supp9rting at this p9int. At the start, pe9ple were supp9rting Shel6y and g9ing t9 S9ph’s page angry and saying things al9ng the lines 9f “why did y9u slam a small 6usiness”, “Why where y9u lying t9 harm them”. In a l9t 9f situati9ns such as this, I’ve n9ticed pe9ple tend t9 6elieve the first part 9f the st9ry. A very “Guilty until pr9ven inn9cent” type 9f ide9l9gy. A l9t 9f 6ack and f9rth until 69th sides are exhausted. 9n Shel6y’s vide9s, it seems she’s filtering 9ut c9mments 9n her page, p9ssi6ly 6lacklisting w9rds that have t9 d9 with the situati9n since S9ph seems t9 still have th9se c9mments 9n her page talking a69ut it. While I can’t say it was a misunderstanding, I 6elieve that 9ne 9f them might 6e lying. Th9ugh I am inclined t9 6elieve S9ph m9re due t9 her reacti9n in her vide9s. I 6elieve Shel6y was a6s9lutely lying a69ut h9w things went d9wn, and while I want t9 6elieve a small 6usiness 9wner, S9ph has n9 reas9n t9 lie, especially when she didn’t even name-dr9p the 6usiness. Als9, 9ut 9f all 9f this, “Hand Ceraimed” is 6y far the funniest thing I’ve heard s9me9ne say a69ut handmade clay pr9jects. I sh9uldn’t pick sides in this inane drama. Als9, c9rrect: in USD, the cup is 81 USD, and in AUD it’s 125. What are y9ur th9ughts? Is it a m9ld-made cup at 125 AUD (81 USD)? A c9mm9n price f9r mugs fr9m the same event and similar vend9rs was 45 AUD. A c9mm9n price f9r mugs fr9m the same event and similar vend9rs was 45 AUD. S9me were getting cl9se t9 40 AUD; the m9st expensive was f9r a rather large mug that held 309z. It was 110 AUD.

Still Vrisking it guys!!!!!!!!
Hello Chittr It Has Been A Moment Since Ive Been Able To Step Away From My Duties For Longer Than A Handful Of Minutes However Things Seem To Be Running Smoothly Without My Excessively Hands On Management As Of Right Now
human2 really do make anythiing out two be a cur2e oh no iim iimmmortal oh no ii can fly and driink blood and al2o iim iimmortal oh no ii can turn iinto a ma22iive a22 barkbea2t but have two deal wiith occa2iionally doiing iit under a full moon however wiill ii cope wiith thii2 dii2abiiliity

here, i gotta good one right from the online personality tests, vwhats your phone passwvord?

anyways if people wanna know anything from me rose lalonde drop em in the cments which is short for comments and actually sucks lets stop calling it the cments thanks drop it please

im using voice to text while im in my werewolf form!! haha!!
It was for good luck! Tooooooootally. ::::)

sup its me rose lalonde here to write an in depth essay about the reasons why you shouldnt leave your phone laying around for any ol scamp to snatch because some of us see that and like a little orphan boy with our mouths a waterin lookin at baker mans bread over there we can’t help but catch ourselves a whiff perhaps a bite of that shit cinnamon raisin motherfucker actually thats another thing im taking a pro raisin stance just because they lost their water weight doesnt mean theyre not lovely okay that chick on the tiny red boxes slaves away every day taking that juice from those grapes just puncturing them vampire style do you know how much grape juice she drinks to give you those raisins and here you are complaining about a little chew a little texture to a fruit i bet you assholes arent even eating in your free time your teeth are going to rot away from your lack of chewing down on those bad boys and when youre on your knees crawling over to me in sheer desperation youll look up at me begging for me to help and with a mouth full of dehydrated treats of the earth ill smile at you ill smile at you with my beautiful strong teeth and youll just have to suck it up the way that girl does the grape juice this has been a message by rose lalonde peace out
ii miight actually get troll lacto2e iintolerance at thii2 fuckiing rate liike the food iin neko uniiver2e ii2 great and all but theiir fa2t food ii2 ab2olutely chokefull of daiiry liike who do ii look liike a zahhak and for the record troll lacto2e iintolerance actually make2 miilk lethal iit already giive2 u2 iindiige2tiion
i really should have expected that the semi- to fully aquatic userbase would tilt the scales towards "beach" on that poll but then again that was probably always going to win the poll regardless. any complaints that people have about too much sand and too much sun really do shrink to nothing in the face of how nice those things feel when you get there.
PUMPKIN

pumkn
< >:o( >
< YOU'D LOOK DIFFERENT WITH FACE FUR. >
< I SAID YOUR FACE BITCH. >
< RUBBING MY FACE ON YOUR FACE. >
< THANK THE MESSIAHS. >

nah its icky as fuck

you would shit yourself uncontrollably like think the raving rabbids but instead of miscellaneous shit from around the world and strip malls and various sewer systems its just shit its all shit thats how hard you would shit yourself to the moon bhaaahhhhh
< I DON'T KNOW; JUST DON'T SHAVE YOUR HEAD. >
< YOU COULD HAVE LET ME MANAGE IT. >
< MEN WITH BEAUTIFUL LONG HAIR, PLEASE DON'T BUZZ IT OFF; IT MAKES ME SO MAD. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO YOURSELF? >
< I REMEMBER TOO. #ACTUALLYTRAUMATIZED. >

Okay so i meant to sleep and thenj accidentally got too drunk and binged Buffy. #substance

Happy Pride. If you are struggling, know that you're not alone. If you're out, stealth, closeted, questioning, or anything else, know that others have been there, are there currently, and will be there after you. You are loved, and will be loved, and you will love. #HappyPride

i'm s0llux, i'm queer, and it's n0ne 0f y0ur business h0w. happy #pride every0ne.

At the very least, my theory was right. When I'm this busy working, I don't have much time to get up to anything.

nOw tAkE A GaNdEr aT WhAt hE Be uP To wHeN OuTtA SiGhT. nOtHiNg fUcKiNg gOoD. i'm a nIcE GuY EgBeRt, I GoTtA LiNe aNd iT'S MoThErFuCkIn pInEcOnEs. TuNa aIn't oN So i cAn't sHaMe hIm iN FrOnT Of hIs rAiL ToO.
< YOU CAN'T SHAME ME IN THE WAYS THAT MATTER. >

uH-HuH? wE CaN HaNg oUt wHeNeVeR MaN. i cOuLd uSe tHe cOmPaNy. If yOu aReN'T ToO PrEoCcUpIeD WiTh yEr wHiTe bOy.

aNd wHaT WaYs aRe tHoSe bRo?
< AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU'RE ANNOYING YOU KNOW THAT! YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH SURE. I'M DONE!! HHHH >

@PuNkEdUpClOwNs YoU HeArD HiM, sO PiNeCoNeS BeYoNd tHaT MoThErFuCkIn tHrEsHoLd (O:
< I AINT GOT ANY UP M YASS >
< AS IF I WOULD TELL YOU. >
< PROMMY >
< I'M PUTTING MY HEAD THROUGH A WALL. >
< SHIT OKAY FUCK I LAUGHED. I DONT! I TOOK THE PINECONE OUT. >
< @CAPRICIOUSWARDOG FUCK OFF! MY WHITE BOY IS HERE. >

mOtHeRfUcKa mY PuRpLe aSs dIdN'T EvEn sAy sHiT??? dOn't yOu gOt bUsInEsS To mInD?!?
< YOU ALL UP IN MY BUSINESS, ALL CAUSE OF A PINECONE GET!! >

dOn't yOu lIkE GoT A WhItE BoY To eNjOy? TaLkInG AbOuT ThIs fUcKiNg pInEcOnE!?
< I CAN ENJOY MY WHITE BOY AND MY DISLODGED PINECONE >

@EcToByPrOdUcT cOmE LiKe gEt yOuR MoThErFuCkIn pUnK PlEaSe, ThE MoThErFuCkEr sTiCkInG AnD UnStIcKiNg pInEcOnEs fRoM HiS AsS
< I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE SNITCHING ON ME, YOU MOTHERFUCKER. >
< DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. >
< NO I'M GOOD IT'S A BYPRODUCT OF THE PINECONE. >
< @ECTOBYPRODUCT MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT HUMAN!! :o) >
< I FELT IT IN MY BONES. >





















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