Loxias Nyctia
@emancipationEminence
Forrmerr justicarrver; amateurr filmographerr; and wrriter, former member of team scarr, My pms are always open in the event you want legal advice; or just to chat; I'm often bored, (he/she/they)
Therre is no shame in popping ult on yourr enemies if you win, Therre is shame if you lose howeverr,
I've counted like; a dozen people with the killing Zebrruh badge, I wasn't arround that week, How the hell did like 12 people all kill him?? Angrry mob?? Trrampling?? One by one line of people stabbing him?? Would anyone be willing to enlighten?? #violence
Callout posts.
To death.
They wont be laughing at me when I imbibe my inflammatorry ichorr and enterr my fiesta forrme,
Trranslatorrs note; I'm talking about hot sauce,
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The young trroll experrience is learrning about some minorr historrical figurre with yourr sign and then deciding that is yourr ancestorr because that's a "rrarre coincidence" (literrally 1/24 chance with everry perrson in yourr caste you meet),
I am the one and only descendant of the adherrent, trrust me, we arre both Licens,
thankfully i 0nly know 0ne fucking dweeb who ever tried that shit. they were unf0rtunately correct by sheer luck but f0r everyone else they're really 0ut there thinking it only takes a sign 0r something and n0t trillions 0f dna strands floating in the bubbling genesacs 0f the mothergrub tw0 accidentally realign a -second fucking time- and spit 0ut a substantially similar troll. which gets m0re unlikely every single pail added.
It's 100% a childish fantasy; I'm prretty surre it occurrs most is FLARrP addicts with too much actual historrical trreasurre to prretend arre heirrlooms,
You should be angrry,
I hit send earrly, This was going to be a long winding platitude; but its betterr like this actually
If you know you'rre going to be in a fight anyway; all the firrst punch is is an advantage, #Violence #Vaugely #To-some-degrree #Ithink
Statistically speaking I am immorrtal,
I've neverr done rreal rresearrch on it orr anything; I'm no antrrollpologist; but its always strruck me as strrange that therre's a death and double death in trroll folklorre, It's not even the only example of two beings that arre simultaneously the same while one is also superriorr?? I sometimes wonderr what this says about earrly prrehistorric Alterrnian culturres, Maybe I'll take an afterrnoon to rread about this trrend if I have the time; orr whateverr,
✿ wa𖥧𖧧 un𖧧𖥧l y❦u hear ab❦u𖧧 𖧧r𖥧ple dea𖧧h ✿
I can accept death, Death kills you, Double death?? Double death kills you in the afterrlife, Trriple death?? when does trriple death get you?? Is therre some mannerr of double afterrlife??
✿ when y❦ur ex𖥧s𖧧ence 𖥧s f❦rg❦𖧧𖧧en, by 𖧧h❦se held cl❦se and far, and 𖧧he land n❦ l❦nger h❦lds 𖧧races ❦f y❦ur be𖥧ng. 𖧧ha𖧧 𖥧s 𖧧h𖥧rd dea𖧧h ✿
ooc it's taking a lot of strength for me to not just ask every single person with a form the "have you or anyone you know ever been affected by false advertising" thing that i send everyone when they have a Q&A thread. hashtag my annoying joke that's funny only to me
(ooc: if i ever make one of these, this is permission. you are funny.
bluh, hairr, https://file,garrden/aa0MyBMyAyIrrFxo1/Scrreenshot%202026-05-15%20014644,png
I believe that is red.
Yes, Yes it is,
The yearrn is bad, I may dye my hairr,
DO YOU THINK, MAYBE IF I ASKED, I COULD GET HER TO SAY HOW MUCH SHE HATES THINGS SPECIFICALLY RELATING TO ME?
Sometimes you just gotta give it up man,
I HAVE NOTHING ELSE.
I know how you feel, begging someones forr theirr condemnation only makes you unworrthy of theirr adverrsity morreso, You just have to move on sometimes,
(ooc: creating trollsonas is just creating dolls to smash against eachother. all of the creations either exist to fistbump, beat the tar out of eachother, or smooch.)
I'm rrealizing that a lot my my morre rromantic platitudes I wrrite in my platitude document arre a tinge violently coded at times, Maybe its my overrall detachment frrom social norrms but I'm beginning to suspect saying "I want someone to rreach into my chest and crrush my hearrt" might be slightly strrange, Maybe not even platitudiful, #violence #gorre #maybe
>>| that's hot.