Lojen Doric
@equestrianIllusionist
deltirus's most famous party pony! (do not visit the gymnasikkou for inquiries please)
academic advisor is going around throwing sleeping students at the doors of everyone skipping class im so fucked. i keep hearing students thunk against the door. βro.
i am so scared right now. guys. guys. oh my god. the advisor is right outside my goddamn door. its over. βro. βro. pray for me βro.
computer, turn troll horns into actual candycorn. thank you computer.
zirlie ms poopfart will die soon βe very careful girl
IAmReportingYouToTheAcademicAdvisor,Satyr.
OH MY FUCKING GOD STOPP STOP STOP OH MY GOD IM SO FUCKING SORRY PLEASE GAL OH MA GOD
Magic isn't really that hard to master honestly, you just have to oww ow oh my god owwww oww ouch yikes ough ow ow ow oh my god they got me ow ow okay stop stop you can stop hitting me with a crowβar stop stop
Who's beating you with a crowbar is the more important question
hiding βehind the toilet βecause the academic advisor is knocking on your door aβout to murder you βecause you haven't went to any lectures #derpmomentrightguys
wwheres your shotgun this is a problem that could be easily solvved in t minus fivve seconds if you wwerent hidin in the ablutionblock like a goddamn wwet sock
oh my god my tail is stuck oh my god im gonna βe stuck here forever its over dude
a woman of my class dosent carry shotguns i use majyyks like any classy and well respected monocorn
okay fuckin FINE then wwiggle your STUPID MONOCORN FUCKASS FINGERS an summon some GRAND MAJYYKS to solvve your fuckin problems goddamn wwe aint here to pull shit for you groww a pair and get your ass up out the door
now that you said it so rudely i think im gonna ignore everything you said WATCH YOUR MOUTH!
i mean its your loss really im the one out here tryna givve some good helpful advvice not evven CHARGIN for it by the wway wwhen i could this shit is wworth a lot but fine jus fuckin throww it out the wwindoww an wwatch your owwn demise SEE WWHAT I CARE
i never make proper intros for any ocs but ma satyr is transfem 🥺🥺 ok bye guys thats her intro
I'm so fucking scared right now βro.
The Academic Advisor is not real and he can't hurt me.
I am not simply a party trick magician! My knowledge has no βounds, so please stop only hiring me for children parties, I'm not a heh...one trick pony! Please laugh.