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johnsprite

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probably non binary but im stuck as a lame looking clown ghost literally for ever. <:/

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the joy of that is that you can still be nonbinary. this doesn't stop you. be free little johnsprite.

yeah i guess i could be non binary but i don't if it would help the fact that im still *this*. man this stuff is just really confusing. bluh. maybe i'll try it, i don't know.

hey puppet guys, you should really embrace your cryptid like nature on here, id kill to have such an arua of mystique around me.

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i swear to god dave has to pay for pitching this idea of matching usernames on us.

@puppetJohn[PJ]

I'm already concocting such ideas right now. So many cryptids to choose from.

@puppetRose[PR]

i call dibs on bigfoot!

@puppetJohn[PJ]

you agreed to it, dumpass. <:B

OUTvoted. agreed after the fact...

i was always worried about meeting non sprite johns, because im already not thrilled about being a sprite and i thought it would make those feelings worse. but no meeting other egberts is actually pretty cool. <:B

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being a sprite has been a huge bonus for my pranksters gambit, ive done so many ghost pranks. <:B

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ghost pranks you say?

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i know other sprites dont like being reffered to as ghosts, but in my eye im definitely 100% a cool ass ghost and thats all there really is to say on the matter.

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hehehe, awesome!

what are like, the pros and cons of becoming a sprite^2 is it that much better than being a regular old sprite?

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hi. i'm johnsprite, i'm new to this website but i thought it would be a pretty great way to maybe talk to alternate versions of my friends and meet some new people, since i don't have many sprite duties at the moment. <:B

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Hello John! Finally a sprited Egbert besides our lovely lovely Cookietits Sr. John do you know how rare that is? It is nearly - NEARLY - unprecedented in paradox space to see you as a sprite. Where are you? How far into your timeline are you? And most importantly, *how* are you?

haha its always straight to the brass tacks with lalondes isn't it? to answer your questions, i'm on earth c which also probably gives away how far in the time line i am, and i'm doing alright despite being a little bit bored.

Who else of the humans is there? I'm curious if everyone made it out and in what states of spritehood.

all of the humans made it some how, including my dad! sadly jane's dad died, since i guess paradox space doesn't give out good things for free like that. <:( the situation with the sprites is a little bit more complicated and kind of a long story.

A long story? Try me. I am a fusion of pre-retcon Jaspersprite and pre-retcon Rose(sprite). There is also a post-retcon Rose around. My dear sweet kittycat spritesibling Deva is Davesprite and Nepetasprite similarly prototyped together and yes there is also a Dave around. Jade is also a sprite technically although she has a human body because her dreamself was the sprite and transformed when she Ascended to God Tier and also unlike the other human player sprites is a doggy girl instead of a catgirl.

sigh, being a sprite makes it so hard to resist explaining a whole bunch of stuff. here we go! my dad, rose, dave and jade all played a bit further into the session while i met my denizen and tried to figure out how to un fuck our session. we ended up hijacking one where me and jade were dead (which would have other wise ended up being davesprites timeline). i guess paradox space didnt like there being 2 daves and 2 roses, so dave ended up getting prototyped with becsprite insteas of dream jade, and the other rose ended up dying on a very clearly suicidal mission. when the 2nd round of sprite mishaps occured the dead roses body got prototyped with the robot in dirks glasses.

How curious! So you have a First Guardian Davesprite and an ARosesprite? What does the latter call themself? John I fucking love everything about this. You fascinating creature you. A belated welcome to the Sprite club!

they just go by rosesprite, i guess the auto responder as a newly free sentinet ai sort of latched onto roses identity? i dont know really, it's obviously hard to get a straight answer out of them. i personally think "halonde" would have been much better hehe.

Rose Halonde perhaps. I like it! Here HAL fused with fucking Equius to become Arquius and he is a goddamn gem. Do you have a GCATavros? Vriska insisted on prototyping Tavros with GCAT so that she could put her to sleep to keep that First Guardian power from being used by the Batterwitch but I am curious what the solution for that thing might have been in your timeline.