@executiveWhimsy — #nsfw
In between massive breasts now oh my goodness- #nsfw
There's no way a troll out there has a 3 1/2 foot bulge... right? Right???? #nsfw #impossible
You see, when you live alone on an island in the middle of the ocean, you don't have to worry about being clothed! You can just walk around naked with your bits hanging out with no one to judge! You can even masturbate anywhere you want to! See? Living alone isn't all that bad. 8D #nsfw #livingalonelife #notacryforhelp #imveryhappy
It took me a bit to find but here's a picture of me on my private beach! I wanted to wear one of my cutest bikinis! 8) (A "thirst trap" as per request of @nooseboundAcinonyx ) #nsfw #thirsttrap #bikini https://file.garden/aMXr1JSiznek5PBb/Drawings/Illustration%2020260923%205.png
I'm getting the feeling that someone out there wants to touch all over my body and I'm not sure if I should be aroused or scared! #nsfw
I just came to the embarrassing realization that I have next to nothing on sexual experience...well being isolated on an island doesn't really get you much pussy. #nsfw #virgin
There's a whole lot of slang on here I REALLY don't understand... what in the seven planets is a "nook" and why is it used in such a suggestive manner??? ( I'm supposed to use the hashtag " #nsfw " for posts such as this, will be mindful of this )