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'Harper'

@fairyChess

Open for trade. ⋆⊱༻𖥸༺⊰⋆

Blood: RustKult Score: 86Kull Score: 2522 followers4 following

This is a very interesting trend. Please, do carry on! ⋆⊱༻𖥸༺⊰⋆

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#maiddressmonday? How about #mushroommonday? It's much better, no? ⋆⊱༻𖥸༺⊰⋆

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@fairyChess[FC]

#fungusamongus no wait #faengusamongus

That just sounds silly. ⋆⊱༻𖥸༺⊰⋆

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@fairyChess[FC]

Yeah it’s a joke, fairybuddy. Trolls invented them about the same time as ironsmithing so maybe you missed it.

I know what jokes are, voidthing. I just didn't find it very funny... ⋆⊱༻𖥸༺⊰⋆

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@fairyChess[FC]

Wawawa, I go unappreciated…awawawawa…btw I dropped off your dice a few minutes ago I yeeted them all into The Hole it was great

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Excellent. Where would you like the bog body? ⋆⊱༻𖥸༺⊰⋆

@fairyChess[FC]

Eh just leave it on a big flat rock or whatever I’ll find it with my snoot

As you wish. Pleasure doing business with you. ⋆⊱༻𖥸༺⊰⋆

@fairyChess[FC]

Careful with the dice tho, that inverted space could do some fuckshit if you crashed two of them together hard enough.

I'll be careful. [Harper collects the dice from the drop-point and selects one of the bog bodies in their collection, appearing it on a large, flat rock about a day's walk from wherever Arty happens to be. It's in decent condition!] ⋆⊱༻𖥸༺⊰⋆

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Maybe I should start a list of one of my collections on here... ⋆⊱༻𖥸༺⊰⋆

Perhaps I should put some scaretrolls up to demarcate my preferred area of land... ⋆⊱༻𖥸༺⊰⋆

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Hmm. I am unsure if that counted... #vagueposting, I suppose. ⋆⊱༻𖥸༺⊰⋆

A trespasser just saw me, approached with a weapon drawn, and promptly fell in the bog. I'll check back on them in a few hundred sweeps. ⋆⊱༻𖥸༺⊰⋆

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Hmm. Much to consider. ⋆⊱༻𖥸༺⊰⋆

Listening to this as I tend my garden: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHKEi1KSYhI. 'Not the Villain' by SJ Tucker, for those who cannot ascertain that before clicking the link. I believe the correct tags here are #musicposting and #lyricposting. 'True names, stopped clocks, wildest dreams Time's up, darling; let it be' ⋆⊱༻𖥸༺⊰⋆

Somehow, knowing about the abundance of human aliens on this sight did not prepare me for encountering their posts... ⋆⊱༻𖥸༺⊰⋆

Your NAME is... Your NAME is... Okay, fine. You go by HARPER. You live deep in the WOODS. You can be found on the MOORS. Your hobbies include COLLECTING, ART, BOTANY, and STRINGED INSTRUMENTS. You play the VIOLIN and its variants, the HURDY-GURDY, and, fittingly, the HARP. Your 'NAME' is HARPER and sometimes you KNOW TOO MUCH.

Well, this is quite something. Isn't it? ⋆⊱༻𖥸༺⊰⋆