3833 < Egg has crack... > 3833 < If stare at egg, surely will hatch faster. >
O_O
3833 < Not you, Mr. Felt, I'm slowly becoming a human mom. >
maybe you ssshould PATCH UP the CRACK with ADHESSSIVESSS inssstead of jussst sssitting there. otherwissse the egg might jussst ssshatter into a MILLION PIECESSS.
wow! that sounds difficult and painful! i hope youre having a good time
3833 < Gotta break a few eggs for grub to escape. > 38yy
3833 < I'M WATCHING EGG!!! > 38DD
Prrhaps some motivational music would help your egg-escaper?
3833 < !!! > 3833 < A pawsitively fintastic idea!!! > 38DD