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@sludgemasterGeneral

Alternia's 15th most ressspected SSSLUDGE ssseller.

Blood: GoldAge: Kult Score: 86Kull Score: 1372 followers1 following

jussst tried closssing the door of my THERMAL HULL and accidentally ssslammed MY FUCKING BULGE with it. might jussst BURN DOWN SSSOMEBODY'SSS HIVE #nsssfw

Kult: +31
Kull: +30
Total: 61
Ratio: 1.03

,,,okay man,,,

.... Why Was It Out?

ok ssso now isss it sssomehow MY fault?

Kull: +5
Total: 5

That Is What I Am Trying To Insinuate.

Kull: +5
Total: 5

yxure the xne with yxur bulge xut dumbxss xfc its yxur fxult???

Kull: +5
Total: 5

sssome UNEDUCATED MORONSSS have taken to calling my SSSLUDGE "Watered Down". let me tell you that all SSSLUDGE sssold by me isss made of 100% WASSSTE PRODUCT with no WATERSSS involved.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

the SSSLUDGEMACHINE broke down while i wasss making a new batch of SSSLUDGE. doesss anyone want to buy a HALF FULL JAR OF SSSLUDGE?

Kult: +20
Kull: +20
Total: 40
Ratio: 1.00

how much

2 table ssspoonsss of SSSTANDARD VISSSCOUSSS CURRENCY

uhhhh i have Zome boiled down baja blaZt. would that worK

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I am currently in talks with my team over the steps necessary to ensure the creation of more Yuri.

Kult: +70
Kull: +35
Total: 105
Ratio: 2.00
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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Can I be Secretary of Yuri?

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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>>| what .about yaoi?!

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Of course. That is a given, Miss Lalonde.

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That is still to be decided. Please stay tuned.

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

I could just be Secretary of All Degeneracy Matters.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I'm sure it'll never stop being created, Mr. President.

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I hope not.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

apparently sssome ON-LINE REVIEWSSS have been ssslandering my SSSLUDGE asss "Not Disssgusssting Enough". let it be known that my SSSLUDGE wasss ranked 5th mossst GROSSSSSS on the now-defunct SSSLUDGERANKINGSSS WEB SSSITE, credibly disssproving thisss VILE RUMOR.

Kult: +12
Kull: +5
Total: 17
Ratio: 2.40
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@temptedAnoxia[TA]

"= #sludge !!!! ="

isss anyone here in posssessssssion of REAL and GENUINE WARHEAD MISSSSSSILLESSS? i want to drop one on a rival SSSLUDGE SSSTORE that hasss been driving SSSLUDGE SSSALESSS away from me by SSSLANDERING my SSSLUDGE on sssocial media.

Kult: +15
Kull: +27
Total: 42
Ratio: 0.56
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@culpablyAtypical[CA]

> 1 do have a few nuclear grade armament2 1f that2 what you want <

do you have non-nuclear WARHEAD MISSSSSSILESSS? i'm afraid irradiating their SSSLUDGE would only make it more popular on the SSSLUDGE MARKET.

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@culpablyAtypical[CA]

> nope 2orry mate <

pleassse ssstop coming to my SSSLUDGE SSSTORE asssking for OOZE, GOOP, SSSLOP or MUSSSH. i ssspecialize only in SSSLUDGE and apparently sssome of you are too UNCULTURED to underssstand that.

Kult: +15
Kull: +20
Total: 35
Ratio: 0.75

J⟡J⟡--> C♡n I c⟡me ⚓︎⟡ y⟡ur sludge s⚓︎⟡re ♡nd jus⚓︎ like l⟡⟡k..? I c♡n'⚓︎ ♡ccess my m⟡ney righ⚓︎ n⟡w.. <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎

@joJo[JJ]

if you ssshow enough RESSSPECT and ADMIRATION for the SSSLUDGE, i may allow it.

J⟡J⟡--> I l⟡ve sludge! <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎

Kult: +5
Total: 5

an INVESSSTATION EXPERT told me i ssshould sssell my SSSLUDGE on the CRYPTIC CURRENCY BLOCKED CHAIN. ssso i went to the BLOCKED CHAIN SSSERVER FARM and poured my SSSLUDGE on their SSSERVER EQUIPMENT in orger to upload in into the BLOCKED CHAIN. apparently it didnt work and the managersss of the SSSERVER FARM told me to CULL MYSSSELF.

Kult: +7
Kull: +10
Total: 17
Ratio: 0.70
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@yesterdaysPacifist[YP]

no no, you're doing gods work, sludgemaster, keep sludgin up those data centers.

Kull: +5
Total: 5

the allegationsss that i DILUTE the sssludge that i sssell with FOREIGN ADDITIVESSS are COMPLETELY UNFOUNDED. that being sssaid, i recommend you refrain from consssuming my sssludge if you have an allergy to LUSSSUSSS MILK, BLOOD, or GENETIC MATERIAL.

Kult: +27
Kull: +15
Total: 42
Ratio: 1.80
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- You sound trustworthy! I believe it! 😁👏

Wishing you the best with this. Ego sum ira Domini.