Rinlat Slakot

@sludgemasterGeneral

Alternia's 15th most ressspected SSSLUDGE ssseller.

Blood: GoldAge: 21 years10 sweepsKult Score: 86Kull Score: 1372 followers 1 following

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@sludgemasterGeneral[SG]

jussst tried closssing the door of my THERMAL HULL and accidentally ssslammed MY FUCKING BULGE with it. might jussst BURN DOWN SSSOMEBODY'SSS HIVE #nsssfw

Kult: +31

Kull: +30

Total: 61

Ratio: 1.03

@prevaricatorySimulation[PS]

,,,okay man,,,

@insecureNature[IN]

.... Why Was It Out?

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@sludgemasterGeneral[SG]

ok ssso now isss it sssomehow MY fault?

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@insecureNature[IN]

That Is What I Am Trying To Insinuate.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@eilukaDantes[ED]

yxure the xne with yxur bulge xut dumbxss xfc its yxur fxult???

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@sludgemasterGeneral[SG]

sssome UNEDUCATED MORONSSS have taken to calling my SSSLUDGE "Watered Down". let me tell you that all SSSLUDGE sssold by me isss made of 100% WASSSTE PRODUCT with no WATERSSS involved.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@sludgemasterGeneral[SG]

the SSSLUDGEMACHINE broke down while i wasss making a new batch of SSSLUDGE. doesss anyone want to buy a HALF FULL JAR OF SSSLUDGE?

Kult: +15

Kull: +20

Total: 35

Ratio: 0.75

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

transgender

love yourself

BIOHAZARD!

Personal Protection Equipment is now mandatory.

CAUTION: TOXIC

This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!

Cornered Baby

All this user needs is a breakout role!

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@coalescedDuality[CD]

how much

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@sludgemasterGeneral[SG]

2 table ssspoonsss of SSSTANDARD VISSSCOUSSS CURRENCY

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Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

transgender

love yourself

BIOHAZARD!

Personal Protection Equipment is now mandatory.

CAUTION: TOXIC

This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!

Cornered Baby

All this user needs is a breakout role!

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@coalescedDuality[CD]

uhhhh i have Zome boiled down baja blaZt. would that worK

Barak Trollbama

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

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Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@barackObama[BO]

I am currently in talks with my team over the steps necessary to ensure the creation of more Yuri.

Kult: +70

Kull: +35

Total: 105

Ratio: 2.00

Scarab Lord Rose Belvedere Lalonde

Sweet By Another Name

This user sure is.

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

Shadow Chittr Money Gang

This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.

True Opeth Fan

Sorrow.

N'Zot Like Other Girls

This user's third eye has opened.

Bad Squishy!

Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.

@therapistofThedeep[TT]

Can I be Secretary of Yuri?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Censored!

Only members of #TeamPlay can boast this badge.

Barely Survived

On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.

Rainbow Drinker

The spectrum is this user's finest wine list.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@anxiousTautology[AT]

>>| what .about yaoi?!

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Barak Trollbama

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

PEACE Elected Official

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Verified

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Chittrclan

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Tips Dripping

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Yuri Official

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@barackObama[BO]

Of course. That is a given, Miss Lalonde.

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Barak Trollbama

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

Tips Dripping

Stay abreast of #DRIPTIPNATION / #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION's fantastic life hacks.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@barackObama[BO]

That is still to be decided. Please stay tuned.

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Scarab Lord Rose Belvedere Lalonde

Sweet By Another Name

This user sure is.

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

Shadow Chittr Money Gang

This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.

True Opeth Fan

Sorrow.

N'Zot Like Other Girls

This user's third eye has opened.

Bad Squishy!

Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.

@therapistofThedeep[TT]

I could just be Secretary of All Degeneracy Matters.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

@magicianChartreuse[MC]

I'm sure it'll never stop being created, Mr. President.

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Barak Trollbama

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

Tips Dripping

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Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@barackObama[BO]

I hope not.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@sludgemasterGeneral[SG]

apparently sssome ON-LINE REVIEWSSS have been ssslandering my SSSLUDGE asss "Not Disssgusssting Enough". let it be known that my SSSLUDGE wasss ranked 5th mossst GROSSSSSS on the now-defunct SSSLUDGERANKINGSSS WEB SSSITE, credibly disssproving thisss VILE RUMOR.

Kult: +12

Kull: +5

Total: 17

Ratio: 2.40

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

Reverified

A user of reestablished repute.

Barely Survived

On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.

Rubber Pride

Not very breathable but still squeaking! That's good construction at work.

@temptedAnoxia[TA]

"= #sludge !!!! ="

@sludgemasterGeneral[SG]

isss anyone here in posssessssssion of REAL and GENUINE WARHEAD MISSSSSSILLESSS? i want to drop one on a rival SSSLUDGE SSSTORE that hasss been driving SSSLUDGE SSSALESSS away from me by SSSLANDERING my SSSLUDGE on sssocial media.

Kult: +15

Kull: +27

Total: 42

Ratio: 0.56

𝚂𝚒𝚕𝚞𝚛𝚒 𝙼𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚡 𝚘𝚏 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚃𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎

♂ p ゥ

This Normal/Flying type glitch Pokémon has purified your heart, mind, and soul. Survived the MissingNo Outbreak of 2026.

Fintastic

This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!

bisexual

love yourself

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

member 0f the science team.

h0tted b00bs up ahead. tits, big 0nes.

Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

@culpablyAtypical[CA]

> 1 do have a few nuclear grade armament2 1f that2 what you want <

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@sludgemasterGeneral[SG]

do you have non-nuclear WARHEAD MISSSSSSILESSS? i'm afraid irradiating their SSSLUDGE would only make it more popular on the SSSLUDGE MARKET.

↩ @sludgemasterGeneral[SG]

𝚂𝚒𝚕𝚞𝚛𝚒 𝙼𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚡 𝚘𝚏 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚃𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎

♂ p ゥ

This Normal/Flying type glitch Pokémon has purified your heart, mind, and soul. Survived the MissingNo Outbreak of 2026.

Fintastic

This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!

bisexual

love yourself

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

member 0f the science team.

h0tted b00bs up ahead. tits, big 0nes.

Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

@culpablyAtypical[CA]

> nope 2orry mate <

@sludgemasterGeneral[SG]

pleassse ssstop coming to my SSSLUDGE SSSTORE asssking for OOZE, GOOP, SSSLOP or MUSSSH. i ssspecialize only in SSSLUDGE and apparently sssome of you are too UNCULTURED to underssstand that.

Kult: +15

Kull: +20

Total: 35

Ratio: 0.75

Trollsuke Higashikata

J⟡J⟡--> C♡n I c⟡me ⚓︎⟡ y⟡ur sludge s⚓︎⟡re ♡nd jus⚓︎ like l⟡⟡k..? I c♡n'⚓︎ ♡ccess my m⟡ney righ⚓︎ n⟡w.. <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎

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@sludgemasterGeneral[SG]

if you ssshow enough RESSSPECT and ADMIRATION for the SSSLUDGE, i may allow it.

↩ @sludgemasterGeneral[SG]

Trollsuke Higashikata

J⟡J⟡--> I l⟡ve sludge! <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@sludgemasterGeneral[SG]

an INVESSSTATION EXPERT told me i ssshould sssell my SSSLUDGE on the CRYPTIC CURRENCY BLOCKED CHAIN. ssso i went to the BLOCKED CHAIN SSSERVER FARM and poured my SSSLUDGE on their SSSERVER EQUIPMENT in orger to upload in into the BLOCKED CHAIN. apparently it didnt work and the managersss of the SSSERVER FARM told me to CULL MYSSSELF.

Kult: +7

Kull: +10

Total: 17

Ratio: 0.70

Hope | Sun Sets Over The Horizon

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

transgender

love yourself

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Keykeeper

This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.

@todaysDreamer[TD]

no no, you're doing gods work, sludgemaster, keep sludgin up those data centers.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@sludgemasterGeneral[SG]

the allegationsss that i DILUTE the sssludge that i sssell with FOREIGN ADDITIVESSS are COMPLETELY UNFOUNDED. that being sssaid, i recommend you refrain from consssuming my sssludge if you have an allergy to LUSSSUSSS MILK, BLOOD, or GENETIC MATERIAL.

Kult: +27

Kull: +15

Total: 42

Ratio: 1.80

Mintyl "Lonescar" Tsurga

Skorpe Systems

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Patron

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@assistMint[AM]

- You sound trustworthy! I believe it! 😁👏

@shepherdsMercy[SM]

Wishing you the best with this. Ego sum ira Domini.