Rinlat Slakot
@sludgemasterGeneral
Alternia's 15th most ressspected SSSLUDGE ssseller.
jussst tried closssing the door of my THERMAL HULL and accidentally ssslammed MY FUCKING BULGE with it. might jussst BURN DOWN SSSOMEBODY'SSS HIVE #nsssfw
the SSSLUDGEMACHINE broke down while i wasss making a new batch of SSSLUDGE. doesss anyone want to buy a HALF FULL JAR OF SSSLUDGE?
how much
3833 < Egg has crack... > 3833 < If stare at egg, surely will hatch faster. >
maybe you ssshould PATCH UP the CRACK with ADHESSSIVESSS inssstead of jussst sssitting there. otherwissse the egg might jussst ssshatter into a MILLION PIECESSS.
*le yawns on u*
could you maybe not do that i JUSSST got done cleaning up after the lassst time sssomeone yawned at me
>does my kuprum dance >but only a little and while you arent looking
cant believe i missssssed the KURPUM DANCE. what will become of me due to thisss massstake.
um. someone was talking about "femboys" the other day and i wanted to ask, what even qualifies as that? how do you avoid being that? do you have to choose to be one?
you avoid being that by drinking 5 LITERSSS of high-quality SSSLUDGE every sssingle day.
isss anyone here in posssessssssion of REAL and GENUINE WARHEAD MISSSSSSILLESSS? i want to drop one on a rival SSSLUDGE SSSTORE that hasss been driving SSSLUDGE SSSALESSS away from me by SSSLANDERING my SSSLUDGE on sssocial media.
> 1 do have a few nuclear grade armament2 1f that2 what you want <
do you have non-nuclear WARHEAD MISSSSSSILESSS? i'm afraid irradiating their SSSLUDGE would only make it more popular on the SSSLUDGE MARKET.
No≈ i need to find a ≈ay to kill time for a day. Any suggestions?
invite all your chumsss to a SSSLUDGE GET-TOGETHER. sssurely you will not regret enjying sssome SSSLUDGE with your CHUMSSS.
And dare I ask, ≈hat you mean by sludge? Most of the cre≈ non essential are already out visiting bars and other venues
sssludge isss a type of MALIGNANT SSSUBSSSTANCE that isss commonly sssold in SSSLUDGE JARSSS. for more information you can read the BOOK OF SSSLUDGE, co-written by me.
1 wiilliiam dollar2 OR 1 yucky penny
the WILLIAM DOLLARSSS will lossse all of their value once WILLIAM diesss. the YUCKY PENNY will only get yuckier, and therefore more valuable, asss time goesss on.
pleassse ssstop coming to my SSSLUDGE SSSTORE asssking for OOZE, GOOP, SSSLOP or MUSSSH. i ssspecialize only in SSSLUDGE and apparently sssome of you are too UNCULTURED to underssstand that.
J⟡J⟡--> C♡n I c⟡me ⚓︎⟡ y⟡ur sludge s⚓︎⟡re ♡nd jus⚓︎ like l⟡⟡k..? I c♡n'⚓︎ ♡ccess my m⟡ney righ⚓︎ n⟡w.. <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎
~if i bottled my ooze vvould you guys buy it? #myooze #sluglusus
asss long asss you don't try to market it asss SSSLUDGE, i will not consssider you asss COMPETITION an leave you alone.
8-> FOLKS! OUT OF NOWHERE, A SURPRISE RESURGENCE OF A CLASSIC CURRENCY: #PISSCOIN IS SEEING HUGE MOTION! HOP ON THIS BEFORE THE STREAM THINS!
curiousss. do you think i ssshould merge my SSSLUDGE SSSELLING OPERATION into the BLOCKED CHAIN ssso that cussstomersss could buy my SSSLUDGE usssing thisss PISSSSSSED COIN?