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i have!!!! a steak from my nice friend jack, and bacon strips from @zoosmellPooplad who is a wonderawesome #pumpkinpiepal!!!!!!!!!!! plus a whole hog that i scampered to death :L it smells really good!!!!! i have lots of energy so ill #butcher this guy up for later. if anyone wants my meat please let me know as soon as possible so none of him goes to waste #gore #hunting #animaldeath #he-lived-a-good-life-i-can-tell-because-his-tusks-were-mighty!!!!!

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for sure! although honestly it might be so juicy and splattery that we may end up needing to forego clothes altogether, if we make too big of a mess and get all of our spares filthy.

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now youre talking!!!! ive told you guys only like a million times that wearing clothes to eat is totally overrated. its good to finally get some recognition around here for munching your friends in your birthday suit!!!!!!!!! jeez

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yeah! maybe we can keep our underwear on at least until we're ready to start preparing our meat with seasoning and extra juices and stuff. once we get to that point though all bets are off, we're porking it up and glazing our chocolate donuts together with all of our hogs, meatballs, buns, and melons hanging and swanging freely. :D

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melons and meatballs????? gosh we really are going to be stuffed after this D: but its all in the name of having a good time so....... i guess it works out!!!

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hehe. hehehehe, i just had the funniest thought??! if dave were here he would be fffffreaking out like we were all saying something weird i just know it!!!!

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^^i'm sure You treated him With dignitY!^^

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Eating clothes to eat is decency! Professional decorum! And summarily overrated. I shall summon Belgarath for the occasion. Prompt. Breezy. And appropriately lacy. Otherwise, we run the risk of snagging, or improperly suiting ourselves for this veritable feast of the senses. I should had to be bogged down by less than ideal choice of undergarments. I would sooner eschew wearing them entirely than wearing the wrong ones!

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i'm just spit balling really! i am taking any idea that comes to mind and dumping it onto the table in one big hot smelly load for us to do whatever we want with, you know? smelly in a good way, since it would obviously smell like everything we are planning to eat together! and even if we do just focus on pulling our pork exclusively, i'm sure we'll have leftovers either way like i mentioned before.

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yes yes yes!!!! im always using the whole hog when i go hunting :D its just the right thing to do when youre eating a noble beast #animaldeath

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seconded on this! i'll be sure to wear my best slime ghost boxers for the occasion! the tight fitting ones that are perfect for holding big steamy sausages if needed.

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