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MY NamE IS MarK NO RelationS TO PersonS LivinG, DeaD, OR AllegedlY EncaseD IN CrystalS

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IM CLEAN https://file.garden/acTt5G-lGD3FoE4W/Normal%20Felt/Eggs%20Freshly%20Washed.png

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WhY ArE YoU. LikE ThiS 🟩

:33< so what else we sharin? :33< whats our fafurite color? :33< mines gr33n if mew care

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MinE IS AlsO​ ​GreeN 🟩

I don't think we fixed Eggs.

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I'm not sure I even want to ask what happened.

DoeS ThiS MeaN YoU StilL NeeD A BackuP NumbeR​12 🟩

@misterSeven[MS]

He's been like this since April Fools and someone dyed him green to try and fix him. ,,Just look at what he's been posting, Sir. He used to have some wit.

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Hmm. You're right. He's being unusually stupid and redundant. What do you mean someone dyed him green?

@misterSeven[MS]

Before he got dyed green he was.. White. White and Gray. I think someone just dumped a bunch of food coloring or marker juice or something on him to try and undo the white. Did not work.

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TheY JuiceD ME AT ThE HospitaL​ ​I ThinK That'S WherE TheY GoT ThE GreeN DyE FroM 🟩

frogs r cutE LIkE a LIttLE #VaguEpost

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I LikE ThaT TheY ArE GreeN 🟩

okay i tahink imaweback ton orma.l

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GuesS ThiS MeanS I'M SleepinG IN ThE HospitaL LobbY AgaiN TonighT 🟩

hawhewaberfbaflfd

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YoU SaiD IT MaN 🟩

@accursedAbyss got me wih the green dye agaib https://file.garden/acTt5G-lGD3FoE4W/Normal%20Felt/Dyed%20Eggs%20Full.png

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Don'T ForgeT TO GeT ThE InsidE OF ThE MoutH 🟩

@​ThE​FelT HeY IF EggS IS StilL BeinG WeirD DO YoU GuyS NeeD A NeW NumbeR 12 ​MarkerS ComE IN TwelvE​PackS IT FitS RighT? ​IdK WhO TO TaG TO SeE ThiS @scratchdoctoR @itchY @bubblebloweR 🟩

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If Eggs is broken forever then we genuinely might consider you, Marker. It's scratch's say in the end, but like.. New Eggs is scary. that's not my friend.

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I HopE HE GetS BetteR SooN BuT AlsO I'D ReallY LikE TO HanG OuT WitH YoU GuyS IN ThE MansioN​ ​It'S ColD SleepinG IN ThE HospitaL WaitinG RooM 🟩

@feltMarker[FM]

TheY Don'T EveN LeT ME SleeP IN OnE OF ThE BedS AnymorE :( 🟩

help @accursedAbyss spilled green dye on me https://file.garden/acTt5G-lGD3FoE4W/Normal%20Felt/Eggs%20Greened.png

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I PitieD ThiS BecausE TheY MisseD SomE SpotS 🟩

gtreen dye semll makeing my brain tinylgy

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YoU GeT UseD TO IT 🟩

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HjospitaL ✅

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I KneW I Shouldn'T HavE TakeN ThaT SeconD SharpY BatH​ ​I JusT WanteD TO BE GreeN AgaiN ✅

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A truly rotten girl!
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An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment
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i think its going to be a yuri concept night folks (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, yuriposting, #nsfw, archive rating: M)

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CaN ThE YurI BE GreeN? ✅

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Joined. Was immediately followed by Crew. Do not like that.

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MaybE TheY JusT WanT YouR AutograpH​ ​I GeT ThaT A LoT BecausE TheY ThinK I AM SomeonE ElsE WhO IS FamouS AnD EquallY AS HandsomE​ (​AnD GreeN)✅

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@spadesSlick[SS]

happy day to @itchy @slowdozer @trace @fourleavedclover @fivefingerfillet @sixpinsimpaled @misterseven @exileduniverse @adamngoodtailor @sawbuck @mrbenedict @imbiscuits @maximsbelt get it? cause you are all fools!!! happy day idiots

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AnD ME ToO RighT? DO I GeT TO BE A FooL WitH YoU GuyS? ​BecausE I AM AlsO GreeN 🟩

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@spadesSlick[SS]

oh fuck i forgot the side green assholes @bubbleblower and well you hmmm.... am i missing another one of you idiots?

@spadesSlick[SS]

Don'T ForgeT GreeN MarkiplieR @​HellO​EverybodY​ ​EveN ThougH HE IS MissinG AnD PossiblY DeaD ✅

@feltMarker[FM]

HE WoulD HavE WanteD TO BeeN IncludeD​ ​IS WhaT I ThinK AT LeasT I Don'T KnoW I'M CertainlY NoT HiM​ ​BecausE HE IS DeaD AnD OR MissinG AnD OR EncaseD IN CrystaL ✅

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@spadesSlick[SS]

wait i thought he just was green but not made of felt, well you learn something every day

@spadesSlick[SS]

OH HE WaS JusT GreeN​ ​I AM MadE OF FelT ThougH JusT LikE IT SayS IN MY NamE​ ​ThaT IS HoW YoU CaN TelL WE ArE DifferenT PeoplE EveN ThougH WE ArE BotH SO CoincidentallY HandsomE ✅

I TooK A BatH WitH GreY SharpieS TO DO ThiS I HaD TO RenT OuT AN OfficE BuildinG TO TakE ThesE PicS HoW AM I GonnA BE GreeN AgaiN ItlL TakE WeekS FoR ThiS TO WasH OfF ⬜

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@dStrides[DS]

sorry i foiled your plans

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@dStrides[DS]

It'S OkaY DavE YoU TaughT ME ThE MosT ImportanT LessoN OF All truE FriendshiP AnD BrotherhooD ArE MorE ImportanT ThaN DoinG SomethinG ThaT A HandfuL OF StrangerS ON ThE InterneT WilL FinD FunnY FoR AN ApriL FooL DayS PranK ⬜

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@dStrides[DS]

true to that thats why i did mine for four seconds

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@dStrides[DS]

WhaT WaS IT I MisseD IT ⬜

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@dStrides[DS]

i was typing normally and using punctuation and not being horny

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@dStrides[DS]

That'S ScarY DavE. I'M GlaD I MisseD IT I Don'T ThinK I WoulD HavE RecognizeD YoU ✅