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MY NamE IS MarK NO RelationS TO PersonS LivinG, DeaD, OR AllegedlY EncaseD IN CrystalS

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From soil, to soil, the Dyuirt way
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@claudentGlebe[CG]

✿ h𖧧𖧧ps://cdn.𖥧mgches𖧧.c❦m/f𖥧les/1aabfe87ce14.png ✿ ✿ a g❦❦d ❦men ✿

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GreeN MeanS GooD LucK 🍀

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TherE ShoulD BE A '​GreeN​' ReactioN ON PostS​ ​FoR WheN YoU WanT TO LikE SomethinG IN A GreeN WaY 💚

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I can get behind this. What's the vibe behind liking something in a green way, what makes it different than a normal like

It'S LikE A NormaL LikE​ ​BuT It'S GreeN 🟩 I GuesS YoU CoulD AlsO UsE IT LikE AN EnvY ThinG, OR LikE AN EcO-FriendlY LikE​ ​GreeN IS VerY VersatilE ✅

@feltMarker[FM]

Nods sagely of course of course. Thank you

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I GoT TO LikE ThiS PosT, NormaL-WayS, ​BuT PretenD ThaT IT WaS GreeN 💚

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@imBiscuits[IB]

HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE LATEST TREND? PEOPLE ARE ALL OVER THE #CASE PHENOMENON! THE FOLKS ARE RANTING AND RAVING "WE LOVE CASEY" "CASEYS THE BEST" "I THOUGHT CASEY WAS THE SALAMANDER" NOT SO SHES BEEN A FELT MEMBER SINCE DAY ONE BILLION SEVEN HUNDRED AND EIGHTY SIX!

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Who's the salamander

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

my daughter!!

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@imBiscuits[IB]

CONGRADULATIONS ON BECOMING A MOM/DAD!

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

i've been a dad for like ten years, technically.

NoT MucH, What'salA MandeR WitH YoU? 🦎

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CongratS ON YouR TeN YeaR DadiversarY 🟩

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

if we want to get really technical, it was two weeks ago.

OH, TheN HappY TwO WeeK DadiversarY ✅

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

no, i mean, the ten year dadiversary was two weeks ago. ugh. sorry.

OH HahA, ThaT WaS ConfusinG​ ​ThiS IS WhY I TrY NoT TO DO AnY TimE TraveL IF I CaN HelP IT 🟩

JusT FounD OuT ThE MooN IS NoT ReaL​ ​MucH TO ThinK AbouT 🟩

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marker no

I KnoW TheY UseD A LoT OF MoviE MagiC BuT I ThoughT AT LeasT ThE MooN TheY UseD DurinG FilminG WaS ReaL​ ​I KneW IT WaS FakE BlooD CausE I GoT SomE IN MY EyeS BuT TO ThinK ThE MooN WaS FakE ToO 🟢

@imBiscuits Are any moons real?

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@imBiscuits[IB]

NO THEYRE ALL THE BACK OF THE SUN!

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FascinatinG 🟩

One day I'm gonna have to tell my coworker about the moon

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UH, WhicH OnE? 🟢

@feltMarker[FM]

biscuits. biscuits doesnt think the moon is real.

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NO I KneW ThaT IT WaS BiscuitS​ ​I MeaN WhicH MooN Doesn'T HE KnoW AbouT​ ​IF ItS ThE GreeN OnE TheN I HavE​ ​ConcernS 🟢

@feltMarker[FM]

he doesn't believe that ANY moons exists

NoT EveN ThE EartH OneS?? ​OR ThE OnE CovereD IN AN OceaN OF BlooD​ ​FroM ThaT OnE HiT MoviE StarinG GreeN MarkiplieR?? 🟢

GuyS UmM, I'M LosT IN ThE MansioN AgaiN​ ​HaS AnybodY SeeN MY RooM? I'M BeginninG TO ThinK I MighT NoT HavE OnE HerE 🟩

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LikE YeS I KnoW TechnicallY I SnucK IN HerE AnD AM NoT ''​OfficiallY​'' ParT OF #ThefelT​ ​BuT TheY CoulD AT LeasT ShoW A FelloW LeprechauN SomE HospitalitY​ ​Y'alL GoT A GuesT RooM SomewherE AT LeasT? 🟩

@feltMarker[FM]

marker with all due respect do your eyes work? felt manor is the size of forty bajillion whales. 15 to 18 people cannot possibly occupy every room in this building. there's so many spare bedrooms, man, just pick one that doesn't look lived in

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I’M BeginninG TO ThinK MaybE MY EyeS Don’T WorK ActuallY​ ​EverY RooM I ChecK LookS ThE SamE It’S AlL JusT A BuncH OF ClockS​ ​ThE LasT TimE I SaW A BeD WaS LikE A WeeK AgO, AnD TheN IT BleW UP BecausE IT WaS ActuallY EggS 🟩

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@feltMarker[FM]

how are you not dead

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I AsK MyselF ThaT SamE QuestioN EverY DaY 🟩

Don’T TelL AnybodY BuT I OwE SomE PeoplE MoneY, SO I’M HidinG IN ThE FelT MansioN. I CarveD OuT A LittlE HolE IN ThE WalL BehinD A PicturE OF GreeN WinstoN ChurchilL 🟩

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@imBiscuits[IB]

YOURE SECRET IS SAFE WITH ME! TO KEEP YOU EXTRA SAFE I WILL START FILLING THE HOLE WITH BRICKS AND WALL COTTON CANDY!

@imBiscuits[IB]

ThanK YoU FoR ThE DeliciouS BrickS!ThE OneS I Don'T EaT CaN BE UseD IN SelF-DefensE IF AnY OF ThosE CarD SharpS FinD ME HerE 🟩

✩⋆。𖦹°⭒˚。⋆ s☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎ bad n୧ws is w୧ l☀︎s⊹ fid𝜗୧⊹⭑ 𝜗☀︎☀︎d n୧ws, w୧ f☀︎und ⊹h୧s୧ ☾☀︎☀︎l ha⊹sᵎᵎᵎᵎ @⊹a☾⊹il୧P୧r☾୧p⊹i☀︎n @sa☾☾harin୧La☾hryma #⊹h୧f୧l⊹ h⊹⊹ps://fil୧⭑𝜗ard୧n/a☾☀︎JHBVu𝜗nR☀︎f3pa/☾☀︎☀︎lha⊹s⭑pn𝜗 ⋆。°✩⋆。𖦹°✩

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MY FUCKIGN HAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@mrBenedict[MB]

It’S OkaY I Don’T HavE A HaT EitheR MR EggS 🟩

WhO ArE AlL ThesE TrollS IN ThE ManoR. OnE OF TheM LookS ReallY FidgetY 🟩

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#VaguepostinG I ThinK? 🟩

I want him. #nsfw [clearly this isnt an odd thing to post clearly i am just a little guy you have to love me im so silly and then I do a little jig]

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ThiS RiddlE IS A LittlE DifferenT ThaN YouR OtheR OneS 🟩

[does a jig] #nsfw

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CloveR That'S SO BolD OF YoU​ ​BuT IT MakeS SensE IT IS ThaT TimE OF NighT WherE EveryonE StartS HornY​PostinG 🟩

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