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Pouring a cold one out for my green brother #substances
Thank you it was such an honor to work on it I couldn't have done it without the support of loyal fans like you
Hello everybody my name is Trolliplier and I am officially back YES YES Y̶͈̹̪̠̦̖̩̞͔͇̼̾͐̒͗́̎͗͆̈́̊͛E̷̪̔E̵̛̮̔̅̾̈́͂̽́̔̽̕͠͝E̸̛͉̙̦̹͈̫̗̳̮̲͕̪̾͌̿̒̃̈́́͊́̋͂̀̑̏Ȩ̴͕͙͕̜͍̹̠̘͙̗̗͓̌͋̓́̆͋͊̊͠ͅĒ̵̡̱̳͕͕̞̞̼͕̺̮̈́͂͛̑͠É̴̡̮̙̞͎͉̘̼̯̩́́̓̕͝Ḛ̵̢̠̲̮͍̻̜͙̪͕͌̓́ͅͅË̴̠̲̞͓͎̋́̾́̎̈̒̋͛̃̿͗͜͝E̶̙̭͍͊̍͂͜E̶̱̬̝͙͈̹͙͙̗͗̌́̐̚É̷̜͕̲̺͚̮̠̒̊͑̓̊̈́̚͘͝S̷̨̱̗̦̺̪̜̘̄̑̐͗̾̿͌S̴̢̡̩̻̤͚̺̱̳͍͎̀̈́͋̕͝Ş̴̧̛͍̭̯̠͉͈̥̼͇̫̲͚̅͑͆̽͆̽͌̽͒͝͠ͅS̷̼͎̆̓̆̍̀̇̏̔͒̈́Ş̸̢͙̠͉̞͔̜͓̳̟̣͝S̴̜̞͚͙̦̙̑́̋͛̓͑͊͒́̈́͊̀̈̚͜͝S̴̡̜̙̣̎̉̇̾̈́͋S̵̘̗̍̀̑̂̿̔S̴̢̞̺̬͋͋̌̈́̂̓̔̽̐͂̾̈́̉
markiplier...?
THIS IS NOT AN INTRODUCTION. TO BE INTRODUCED IMPLIES THAT I. MUCH LIKE HUMAN FUNNYMAN SAM REICH. HAVE NOT BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME. THOSE OF YOU WORTH KNOWING WILL ALREADY BE WELL ENOUGH COGNIZANT OF WHAT MY PRESENCE ON THIS PUSSFESTERING WOUND OF A WEBSITE REPRESENTS. THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT. ARE INSIGNIFICANT TO THE NARRATIVE. AND CAN KICK PROVERBIAL ROCKS. KICKING IN THIS CASE BEING ME. ROCKS IN THIS CASE BEING KILLING YOU. THE RACK HAS BEEN SET. MY CUE HAS BEEN CHALKED. MY CIGARS HAVE BEEN CLIPPED. AND MY CAIRO COAT HAS BEEN STEAMED. I WILL BE WATCHING.
> BE ME. > INDESTRUCTIBLE TIME DEMON AT THE END OF THE UNIVERSE. > CONSIDER GOING. > LOOK INSIDE. > ALREADY THERE. > MFW.
✿ a g❦❦d ❦men ✿
Nods sagely of course of course. Thank you
HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE LATEST TREND? PEOPLE ARE ALL OVER THE #CASE PHENOMENON! THE FOLKS ARE RANTING AND RAVING "WE LOVE CASEY" "CASEYS THE BEST" "I THOUGHT CASEY WAS THE SALAMANDER" NOT SO SHES BEEN A FELT MEMBER SINCE DAY ONE BILLION SEVEN HUNDRED AND EIGHTY SIX!
#casey
:33< we love #casey in this hive
THE INTERNET WAS ALWAYS THERE WE JUST FOUND IT ONE DAY!
W)(en )(e died, they found so many scorpions inside )(is corpse ~🎵 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLRo06NCOAo
HERES ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP! BOOKS CAN BE USED FOR MORE THAN JUST LOOKING AT PRETTY PICTURES YOU CAN USE THEM TO HIT PEOPLE UPSIDE THE HEAD! BUT YOU HAVE TO DO IT HARD OTHERWISE THEY GET MAD AT YOU! IF YOU SEE CROWBAR TELL HIM IM DEAD! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER #DRIPTIP THANK YOU #DRIPTIPNATION AND EXTRA DRIPPY SHOUTOUT TO #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION! DRIP TIPS WOOHOO
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߷ - i HEARD A WEIRD NOISE, THAT DIDN'T SOUND LIKE ANY OF THESE CLOCKS, i GOTTA GO CHECK IT OUT,
JUST A LITTLE GLIMPSE. INTO MY BEAUTIFUL DREAM LIFE. @TRACE @FIVEFINGERFILLET @MRBENEDICT @IMBISCUITS HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/TPKCSVV2/DISHES.PNG
Take your pick: @helloEverybody @markiPlier
cønsøle.løg("is trøll markiplier øn this site yet because i wanna ask why he's like that abøut avids");
[if i were able to caption this without a riddle i would say "with the fam" but as i am uncapable of doing that this post is captionless what a sad world we live in anyways! does a silly giggle] https://i.ibb.co/Q7f0bqd1/image-2026-04-08-032236363.png
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[i very much am a threat to society but everyone thinks i am so cute and little they dont care very much so i set an orphanage on fire then do a #nsfw jig]
lawn mowers are so fucked up like yeah i have this thing that i push around my lawn but if you took the shielding off it its literally a fucking horror movie death trap and i just have that in my garage
[tosses balls at you but you simply just cant get mad at me cause im such a cute little fella]
[smiles and then goes sicko mode] https://i.ibb.co/HT2N51nn/image-2026-04-08-025203933.png
[Does a cute little jig to show you I love you in a platonic way]
I live on your face and I stretch ear to ear, I pop out the most when the fun times are near. When people act goofy, I shine bright and wide, Everyone’s so silly with me by their side. What am I?
It is not, but I appreciate your helpfulness.
I have never seen a place be so... Green... In quite this manner.
https://file.garden/acTt5G-lGD3FoE4W/Eggunsplosion.png
well its finished but the movie is coming along pretty good actually
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?????????????AHAHHHHHHHHHHH????? ITS NEVERENDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/706ff9c4cc9b.png
hi @feltMarker whats up dude i saw you
why are we giving our fucking pizza orders this isnt little caesars fuck outta here
ill hang this up in my forest a special ninth page
I think it does mean that.
this new hat fits wei.rd thanks @accursedAbyss https://file.garden/acTt5G-lGD3FoE4W/Normal%20Felt/Eggs%20Fixed.png
@accursedAbyss got me wih the green dye agaib https://file.garden/acTt5G-lGD3FoE4W/Normal%20Felt/Dyed%20Eggs%20Full.png
If Eggs is broken forever then we genuinely might consider you, Marker. It's scratch's say in the end, but like.. New Eggs is scary. that's not my friend.
Living in a house full of gay men is a two sided coin on one hand, I don't get hit on by everyone. on the other hand, i don't get hit on by anyone i trust.
you gotta crack a few boys to make a woman #nsfw
This isn't even a Billie Holiday record. It's playing Troll Weird Al...
i have to go now they are going to get me if you want updates @feltMarker might be your best shot but probably not i dont trust anyone right now
idk dude i think everybodies all jealous and shit cause im like famous on chittr
yeah thank god
i was typing normally and using punctuation and not being horny
true to that thats why i did mine for four seconds
sorry i foiled your plans
thank god i was about to spiral worse
oh thank god
stop there and let me correct it i wanna lemon lime from a new perspective
I SHOULD OPEN UP A BURGER JOINT AND MAKE THE CHEESEBURGER 40 EUROS.
absolutely sick
thank you for filling those shoes
love you @feltMarker you are like a brother to me
give me coke and a vape #substances
We went to college dave
you are so right
dont talk about him you dont know him like i know him
Dave dont die green markiplier would want you to live
guys should i leave #eridanweek dont really wanna die
i just woke up and caught my kid trying to break open my vape please god help me before i do something i regret #substances
YET ANOTHER DAY OF #ERIDANWEEK! I AM FRIGHTFUL, BUT WHAT ARE THE ODDS THAT SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS TWO DAYS IN A ROW DURING/ON/AROUND THE SAME EVENT? I STILL DON'T QUITE UNDERSTAND HOW ALL OF THAT WORKS, BUT I AM POSITIVE THAT TODAY'S FESTIVITIES WILL BE LESS #VIOLENT AND #CRIMINAL AS YESTERDAY'S! SEND POST.
r u breas+ing b00bily 0r b00by breas+ing? b0yz all0wed 2 answer 2!! #phil0s0phy #nsfw
[[ pinning this ooc post ]] Hi I'm Eva / Evalkyrie (she/her) My main is this guy @mrBenedict I'm also Samantha @skaianetSupport Sam's gf Ashe @wardenofAnguish you know who @clusterFuck Gracie @locomotiveEnthusiast Chick @babyChicken and 5+ others i like silly jokes and friendship. Sometimes roleplay makes me nervous but i try to keep it fun and cool. I wanna make some accounts where I take it more seriously cause that sounds cool but it's hard. uhh idk what else, ok bye i love you <3
▲i wonder how many of you fuckers are all psyops, i bet at least a handful▼
Noted.
Are you my type? - Foam. - Felt. - Proboscis. Let me know.
Are you okay?
DESPITE THE HORRIFIC HAPPENINGS OF THE DAY (#RIPBRUNO, #BRINGGREENMARKHOME) I DID WANT TO PROVIDE MY FULL SPIRITUAL AND LEGITIMATE ENDORSEMENT OF CHITTR TO THE FEED I HAVE BEGUN TO VIEW SO DEARLY. I QUITE ENJOY CHITTING! I HAVE GROWN SO ATTACHED TO THIS FUNNY LITTLE WEBSITE THAT I HAVE BEGUN TO CHITT EVERYWHERE WITHIN MY HOUSEHOLD. I HAVE CHITT IN THE BEDROOM. I HAVE CHITT IN MY STUDY. I HAVE CHITT FROM THE COMFORT OF MY RECLINER. I HAVE CHITT WHILE MAKING BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER. I HAVE CHITT IN THE FRONT (AND BACK!) YARD. I HAVE CHITT NEXT TO THE URN OVER MY FIREPLACE. I HAVE EVEN CHITT IN THE BATHROOM, BOTH WHILE ON THE TOILET AND IN THE SHOWER! I AM AN AVID CHITTRER AND I DO NOT INTEND TO STOP ANYTIME SOON. THIS IS ALL VERY #SERIOUS #CHITTNESS. SOON I SUSPECT I WILL BE CHITTING WHILE IN PUBLIC, PERHAPS ON MY NEXT VISIT TO THE GROCERY STORE. THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN TO THE STAFF MEMBERS FOR CREATING SUCH A WONDERFUL ENVIRONMENT IN WHICH WE CAN ALL ENJOY EACH OTHER'S CHITTS WITH A SENSE OF COMMUNITY AND BELONGING. I LOOK FORWARD TO CHITTING WITH YOU ALL FOR A VERY, VERY LONG TIME. SEND POST.
is this gonna be the rest of my life shit posting to people who dont care about me talking about things they dont care about while i do a shitty job at directing god fucking strike me down if it will be cause i dont want this on an unrelated note does anyone know how to take care of crabs
Maybe god does listen ❤️🩹 #inmygodera #imstillasellout
Ok, on the peace offerings list is; A pack of slims and a sweet tea for Miss Sn0wman, a blueberry muffin for Clover, Bag of peach rings for Miss Casey, and 8 monsters for Uno. See you in a few minutes.
#eggsweek https://file.garden/acTt5G-lGD3FoE4W/EggsEgg.png
@lilShitpeta i took your advice https://file.garden/acK8PJEeCA54DUL7/silly%20hats.png
pumping it rn and by it i mean my dick #nsfw
im actually so happy rn hope nobody ruins that for me...
america was a good country once, now people are eating each other and its all the fault of bro striders well i for one won’t stand for it
got @pipeConnoisseur and @feltMarker in my movie haters can go suck my clit #nsfw
#newactor sweet bro and hella jeff- no marker sweet bro and hella marker renaming my epic movie get excited for this shit @feltMarker
Yes of course
hey uh dm me i got some business inquires or something
thank you its been a very stressful time
hey you remind me of someone
watching instagram reels while directing im doing such a #greatjob
I miss you so much green markiplier
filming for SBAHJ starting today hope everyones excited