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@feltMarker
MY NamE IS MarK NO RelationS TO PersonS LivinG, DeaD, OR AllegedlY EncaseD IN CrystalS
TherE ShoulD BE A 'GreeN' ReactioN ON PostS FoR WheN YoU WanT TO LikE SomethinG IN A GreeN WaY 💚
I can get behind this. What's the vibe behind liking something in a green way, what makes it different than a normal like
It'S LikE A NormaL LikE BuT It'S GreeN 🟩 I GuesS YoU CoulD AlsO UsE IT LikE AN EnvY ThinG, OR LikE AN EcO-FriendlY LikE GreeN IS VerY VersatilE ✅
JusT FounD OuT ThE MooN IS NoT ReaL MucH TO ThinK AbouT 🟩
I KnoW TheY UseD A LoT OF MoviE MagiC BuT I ThoughT AT LeasT ThE MooN TheY UseD DurinG FilminG WaS ReaL I KneW IT WaS FakE BlooD CausE I GoT SomE IN MY EyeS BuT TO ThinK ThE MooN WaS FakE ToO 🟢
I MisS BeinG A FamouS GruBTubeR AnD MoviE StaR :( ❎
GuyS UmM, I'M LosT IN ThE MansioN AgaiN HaS AnybodY SeeN MY RooM? I'M BeginninG TO ThinK I MighT NoT HavE OnE HerE 🟩
LikE YeS I KnoW TechnicallY I SnucK IN HerE AnD AM NoT ''OfficiallY'' ParT OF #ThefelT BuT TheY CoulD AT LeasT ShoW A FelloW LeprechauN SomE HospitalitY Y'alL GoT A GuesT RooM SomewherE AT LeasT? 🟩
marker with all due respect do your eyes work? felt manor is the size of forty bajillion whales. 15 to 18 people cannot possibly occupy every room in this building. there's so many spare bedrooms, man, just pick one that doesn't look lived in
I’M BeginninG TO ThinK MaybE MY EyeS Don’T WorK ActuallY EverY RooM I ChecK LookS ThE SamE It’S AlL JusT A BuncH OF ClockS ThE LasT TimE I SaW A BeD WaS LikE A WeeK AgO, AnD TheN IT BleW UP BecausE IT WaS ActuallY EggS 🟩
Don’T TelL AnybodY BuT I OwE SomE PeoplE MoneY, SO I’M HidinG IN ThE FelT MansioN. I CarveD OuT A LittlE HolE IN ThE WalL BehinD A PicturE OF GreeN WinstoN ChurchilL 🟩
YOURE SECRET IS SAFE WITH ME! TO KEEP YOU EXTRA SAFE I WILL START FILLING THE HOLE WITH BRICKS AND WALL COTTON CANDY!
ThanK YoU FoR ThE DeliciouS BrickS!ThE OneS I Don'T EaT CaN BE UseD IN SelF-DefensE IF AnY OF ThosE CarD SharpS FinD ME HerE 🟩
WhO ArE AlL ThesE TrollS IN ThE ManoR. OnE OF TheM LookS ReallY FidgetY 🟩
ArE WE DoinG RiddleS? I HavE OnE :D WhaT FrolicS AmonG ThE FieldS OF GreeN ThE LuckY OneS OfteN LefT UnseeN DanceS WitH ThE FlowerS ON ThE HilL FaR OveR OncE GoT AttackeD BY A CommoN RingeD PloveR WhO AM I? 🟩
AlL CozY @mrbenedicT ✅
OH, IS ThaT... @mrbenedicT ? AnD IT LookS LikE ThaT BeD... IS JusT MY TypE... SurelY HE Wouldn'T MinD LettinG ME CatcH A LittlE Z 🟩
I FeeL SO TireD I'vE BeeN SleepinG ON HospitaL CoucheS AnD PlastiC BencheS AnD DumpsterS FoR LikE A WeeK NoW I JusT WannA SleeP IN A SofT AnD GreeN BeD 🟩
HeY EveryonE WheN YoU ReaD MY ChittS WhaT VoicE DO YoU ImaginE ME HavinG GenuinE Question I HopE YoU ImaginE ME WitH LikE A DeeP SexY VoicE LikE A CelebritY OR MaybE A FamouS ActoR 🟩
I LikE ThaT GuY HE MakeS VerY RelatablE MovieS I WaS IN A RooM OncE 🟩
@ThEFelT HeY IF EggS IS StilL BeinG WeirD DO YoU GuyS NeeD A NeW NumbeR 12 MarkerS ComE IN TwelvEPackS IT FitS RighT? IdK WhO TO TaG TO SeE ThiS @scratchdoctoR @itchY @bubblebloweR 🟩
If Eggs is broken forever then we genuinely might consider you, Marker. It's scratch's say in the end, but like.. New Eggs is scary. that's not my friend.
I HopE HE GetS BetteR SooN BuT AlsO I'D ReallY LikE TO HanG OuT WitH YoU GuyS IN ThE MansioN It'S ColD SleepinG IN ThE HospitaL WaitinG RooM 🟩
Why are you @ ing that Doc. Dummy, it's @onescratchOfmany
Inviting yourself into the role of a number. Quite the forward one, hm. I will potentially consider it. However, Eggs does have a role to play in this gang, whether one can believe it or not.
PleasE I Don’T GottA BE NumbeR 12 I JusT WanT SomewherE TO StaY That’S NoT A HospitaL OR DumpsteR I’lL WasH YouR DisheS OR LikE DusT ThE MansioN, I CoulD BE NighT SecuritY IF YoU WanteD I WaS ReallY GooD AT ThaT AT MY OlD JoB 🟩
I KneW I Shouldn'T HavE TakeN ThaT SeconD SharpY BatH I JusT WanteD TO BE GreeN AgaiN ✅
WhO DO I NeeD TO TalK WitH IN OrdeR TO JoiN ThE FelT I WannA LivE IN ThE BiG GreeN MansioN WitH AlL MY GreeN FriendS ✅
OkaY I HavE SuccessfullY REGreeNED MyselF IT OnlY TooK AbouT EightY OR NinetY SharpieS IN ThE BatH #DonTTrYThiSATHomEKidS ✅
I ThinK I MisseD SomE SpotS. OH WelL IT ShoulD GO BacK TO NormaL IN AbouT A DaY ConvenientlY ✅
I TooK A BatH WitH GreY SharpieS TO DO ThiS I HaD TO RenT OuT AN OfficE BuildinG TO TakE ThesE PicS HoW AM I GonnA BE GreeN AgaiN ItlL TakE WeekS FoR ThiS TO WasH OfF ⬜
It'S OkaY DavE YoU TaughT ME ThE MosT ImportanT LessoN OF All truE FriendshiP AnD BrotherhooD ArE MorE ImportanT ThaN DoinG SomethinG ThaT A HandfuL OF StrangerS ON ThE InterneT WilL FinD FunnY FoR AN ApriL FooL DayS PranK ⬜
BiT CanceleD I Can'T LiE TO MY BrotheR LikE ThiS @dstrideS NoT EveN FoR AprilS FoolS ⬜
thank god i was about to spiral worse
I Have Never Been In A Movie Nor Would I Ever Be Interested In Such An Endeavor ⬜