♦ pitied by @feltMarker
i think maybe i am just sick because i feel still not so good
What ever happened to Green Markiplier?
> BE ME. > INDESTRUCTIBLE TIME DEMON AT THE END OF THE UNIVERSE. > CONSIDER GOING. > LOOK INSIDE. > ALREADY THERE. > MFW.
you know, i am not loving that he is already here.
I HAVE TRAVELED HERE FROM THE FAR OFF YEAR OF YESTERDAY MORNING TO BRING YOU A DIER WARNING FROM THE PAST!!! THE OVEN HAS BEEN LET ON SOMEBODY SHOULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING ABOUT THAT ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!
No @mrBenedict were harmed in the making of this tierlist.
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[runs away but falls on my ass almost immediately like a dumbass]
[smiles then runs away but after a few seconds you see me fall onto the concrete]
https://file.garden/acTt5G-lGD3FoE4W/Eggsplosion.png
We're just as confused.
Good morning. Oh crap, do I have bed head? https://file.garden/acTt5G-lGD3FoE4W/Eggs_Bedhead.png
im going to bed. probabbly gonna get bedhead. ill deal with that in the morning.
IM NOT LEAVING MY HAT BEHIND.
I AM MADE OF MEAT.
WATER MONSTER!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Finally made it somewhere else and it's completely flooded, FLOODED!!!!!!!!!! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO RUN IN THIS https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/45bfe42cf480.png
No shit that didn't work. It's just painting over whatever caused him to lose color in the first place. God. 7he train of thought for some people. Does anybody know where he is right now?
Before he got dyed green he was.. White. White and Gray. I think someone just dumped a bunch of food coloring or marker juice or something on him to try and undo the white. Did not work.
He's been like this since April Fools and someone dyed him green to try and fix him. ,,Just look at what he's been posting, Sir. He used to have some wit.
I don't think we fixed Eggs.
help @accursedAbyss spilled green dye on me https://file.garden/acTt5G-lGD3FoE4W/Normal%20Felt/Eggs%20Greened.png
If Eggs is broken forever then we genuinely might consider you, Marker. It's scratch's say in the end, but like.. New Eggs is scary. that's not my friend.
can someone help me i got locked outside and it's getting cold
i guess ill just freeze out here alone
i was typing normally and using punctuation and not being horny
dont talk about him you dont know him like i know him
i just woke up and caught my kid trying to break open my vape please god help me before i do something i regret #substances
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is this gonna be the rest of my life shit posting to people who dont care about me talking about things they dont care about while i do a shitty job at directing god fucking strike me down if it will be cause i dont want this on an unrelated note does anyone know how to take care of crabs