Troll The Drifter
@feralRainbowdrinker
I'm the Drifter baby
Troll NYC is so fun to fuck with, folks die and no one gives a shit #violence
Drank from a seadwellar who found his way inland... Tasted like expensive sushi and caviar. Also it's real fun to make a meal out of something that will hit the news. #violence
In the wise words of the Hidden King, I'm Lowkey Evil
Drank a Rust's blood and made him wander into the Baroness to bleed everywhere. If Doorman won't let me in, I'll still find a way to ruin his night #violence
Actually, Drifter, a vacancy in the hotel has just opened up. You should come in and visit. You should stop for a stay. Long term even.
I think I'll pass this time. Pretty sure you're gonna put me in the void. I've seen that hallway under renovation...
It's real funny to make him mad, I've been doing it for a loooong time. I can give you tips
I mean whatever you've got is probably better than me just stealing booze from their supply #substances
Saw a real big pigeon running down York, ate that thing
It's pride month, that means you should follow me into a dark alley down broadway. Alone. It's homophobic not to
Doorman kicked me out of the Baroness, I think he hates hiveless people
I think it's mostly because you refused to use the showers mobo.
You tracked blood and dirt into the lobby, ate three guests, and pissed on the hallway floor. You were banned for those reasons. Not because I hate the hiveless.
I saw you do it. You dropped your pants entirely to the floor and pissed on the floor.
I'm the Drifter baby I'm 12 million sweeps old. I saw the troll magna carta, I saw the troll eye of horrus
You're going to see the pavement unless you stop saying weird things mobo.
