Troll The Drifter
@feralRainbowdrinker
I'm the Drifter baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHELi0Kx8FM #gore
Krill thought I was dead? Can't a guy just walk off into the swamp anymore?
Thank you for havin some faith in me, mon ami
I've been fully consumed by hatred, jealousy, and lust. #draculaflow
I have to ask why this is tagged Dracula Flow That is pretty standard Dracula behaviour but like???
Because it's a quote directly from Dracula Flow
Now. I have been gone for a short while. Or, a long while, I am not entirely sure. I stepped away from the Ritual for what I thought was a brief time. And in my absence... it seems as though the Archmother's team has taken down all of our Guardians. All of our Walkers. They have run urn 4 times and they have secured the Rift on Green. WHAT is my team doing? WHERE is my team? I thought we were trying to summon a Patron, here. Show some professionalism.
My lane partner (vyper) left to go harass Lash (two lanes away) while Abrams (big blue bastard) and Seven (tastes like burning flesh and getting electrocuted) ate the entire lane.
Drifter... I do not blame any of this on you. However. Should you not be engaging them from the shadows? They cannot stop what they cannot see coming. You're good at working alone.
Mon cher, I am doing my best with what I've got.
The Drifter and I are finally back from our Honeymoon. Apologies for the absence.
Surprised the Baroness didn't burn down with you gone
Love watchin folks walk past, not knowing that any one of them could be my next meal. There's a thrill in just how oblivious trolls can be when there's danger breathin down their necks. #violence
You've really got to stop posting things like this while I am on the clock, Drifter.
And why is that :]?
Hello, everyone. I am currently unavailable. I am standing just outside of mid boss while the other team takes care of it; to my own team, I have a door ready for us to steal rejuv. Be ready in, oh, I'd say about... Thirty seconds? I will see you all there.
Update: I did not see you all there. In fact I saw none of you there. But it is fine; I managed to send Haze on a lovely trip to The Baroness, and I have secured the Rejuv for the Hidden King. (Note: Haze will be back. Do keep her away from me, yes? She seemed quite mad.)
I love eating cops, don't worry about a thing >:]
Well then you will be happy to know that Holliday has been skulking about as well.
They taste worse when they're all sad like that but pig is pig >:]
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4 cops at yellow walker? Sounds like Dinner :]
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh listen I got excited at the prospect of killing and eating pig :] hell yeah Mo we're gonna fuck em up
Ohhhh we bouta have a good time >:] Debuff remover time
Oh! In honor of the President returning to his rightful place in office, I'd like to extend both my sincerest congratulations -- as well as free stays at The Baroness -- to him and his staff. *(Offer is available indefinitely).
Question.
I have no questions.
Taco Bell after the ritual?
Yessssss that would be so good
You are not invited.
OMG HEYYY DRIFTERRRR
I got it, don't worry 'bout nothin Mo
Hello random civilian
Today has been an awful day. Why, you may ask? Because someone decided to try and run urn only to completely leave the area, thus allowing the Archmother's lackeys to secure it. We are in a 10k souls deficit, people. For the sake of the Ritual I must ask that you all "lock in!"
She dead on my lock until I 0-15-28.... #suggestive
Vyper was told "do urn" and heard "dive walker and feed Wraith" and if that what was actually asked of her, she'd be doing great.
My friends on Chittr, What is a good gift for a rainbow drinker? I know that he can see this post, so Drifter, I would like to politely ask that you do not read the replies if I get any; it would spoil any surprise. Thank you.
This one vexes me, Mo. But if you are asking if we are together, the answer is yes. :)
Do I use Doorman's doors to hunt my prey? I've been known to once or twice, it's fun to catch them by surprise like that >:]
Oh shit Im not supposed to be here ignore me I didnt look what I was replying too whoops