Becquerel Harley
@firstGuardian
(don't tell jade im using the computer) woof
(Haha guys this place is so friendly and welcoming and totally unrelated but how do I hide the bodies of 3 human teenagers and 12 teenage trolls?) Woof
(Well Dave thought that it would be a good idea to spray me with the garden hose while I was sleeping snd things got out of hand…Jade is fine though so I don’t really care I just need to hide thr mess before she gets home) Woof
(God is dead and I killed them in a parking lot of a Wendy’s) Woof
(The silence has never been so loud…I will find her) Woof
(Hello multiverse what’s something weird of different in your timeline?) Woof
MOST THINGS SEEM TO BE THE OPPOSITE. OF EVERYBODY ELSE I’VE SEEN.
(Aren’t you tired of going apeshit? Don’t you want to be nice?) Woof
(Oh, I was going to say it was surprising to see you here but I guess you where already here) Woof
(The only person I trust blindly is Jade so don’t worry too much) Woof
(I’m stuck in Jade’s house right now…dose this mean I’m…?) Woof
(My dimension’s Dave sucks, the motherfucker sprayed me with water with the garden hose when I was sleeping in the garden peacefully #murder #fuckmychudlife) Woof
(What do you mean you are at soup!?) Woof
(My long lost ectobiological cousin Tricky "radiation" Toby fox has updated his game Deltarune with a fifth chapter, has anyone played it? Is it good?) Woof
it’s good! thought it was just oka7 at first but the more i think about it, the more it grows on me
(Hello people I managed to steal one of Jade’s PCs, I’m back) Woof
(feeling very #puppymoded today) Woof
(my favorite ancestor is kankri, he is friendly and i like hearing him rant...oh and he gives me headpats so that's a plus) Woof
(Why do humans and trolls make their own lives so difficult? like every human and troll i know hates a thing called "taxes" why do they even exist if everybody hates them?) Woof
(i found a funny code, it says: t1ck t0ck 8r8k H34DS honk HONK chittr should i run it?) Woof
(Kinda sus "lord English" if that's even your real name!) Woof
(i knew it!...i would run the code but i don't have fingers...) Woof
(i told Dave not to look on the basement, and he did, feeling a bit disappointed on him... In a totally unrelated note, does anyone have tips on how to bury a body?) Woof
(Who is this Lord English guy they all keep worrying about? and why is he already here?) Woof
(Jade said she missed me...but her aim is getting better!) Woof
(How do you get those weird things beside the username? I would ask Jade, but she's not here.) Woof
(Jade, it's been 4 months. Where are you?) Woof
