Decided to amend my username on here. These are some of the three most expensive letters in the English language, and I am trying to get my money's worth if it kills me.

wOW, nEAT, wHAT VALUE, dO THE REST OF THE LETTERS, hAVE TO YOU, iN YOUR STRANGE, hUMAN CUSTOMS?

You deserved every one of those letters, Lalonde

My own indefensible thesis would never hold an academic candle to that level of arcanely harnessed academic excess. Belated as it may be, my truancy to the turning of the tassel ceremony, hats off to you, Lalonde PH.D. You have more than earned the distinguished title. Bear it proudly. Congratulations.
Hmm. E can be had very cheaply; Q and X are a bit harder to come by, and underrated, in my opinion.
Thank you; that's very kind. I genuinely appreciate it. My thesis was largely written in the month before the deadline in a fugue state. I haven't been brave enough to reread it yet, but I suspect my reviewers took pity on me moreso than anything. So: please know you're in good company.