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:33 < I f33l like people furrget i'm already an older kitty... My time for love is a bit beyond me, h3333..

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:33 < Awww, what a sw33t thing to say!

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Shared sentiment. Bet≈een age and a life of sailing a love life is not for me.

:33 < What a scandalous thing to say! Don't thiNK i wont write about you just because it's about me X3

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:33 < H33h33, such a thing to say to an old cat like myself! Purrhaps someone will think of me like that someday, but I'm content being a reporter for as long as I've got the spot. Settling down wouldn't be terrible though.

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Ratio: 3.50

I'D BE HONOURED TO BE THE $UBJECT OF ANY OF *YOUR* ARCTICLE$, M$ LEIJON. THE MORE $ALACIOU$ THE BETTER ;)

× Nuh Uh! Ridiculous Evven.. ×

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Perhaps someday? You have the rare and elusive quality of foreshadowing events as they transpire. Sybil enabler am I, forsooth soothsayer. I would very much like to pen an opinion column or two about the Beforian Times. Perhaps an…extensive…tell-all internal audit?

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:33 < Sorry, I think you're losing me here X3

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Interview. Me. You. Yes?

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:33 < Sure! I'd be excited to s33 what you have to offer the gossip column!

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