♦ pitied by @flusteredChitin

liqu0r store didn't have what i usually get, and seeing as i'm n0t a bo0ze snob and d0n't really give a shit i grabbed the first packaging two catch my eye. which was this. as again, n0t a bo0ze snob i had n0 intention 0f drinking that shit raw at 94 goddamn pr0of. figured i'd need s0mething pretty smothering t0 mix with. didn't really think about it and grabbed cream s0da. it's just barely strong en0ugh. the point 0f this story is i'm n0w creaming the kraken.
Contrary to what people say i actually think its very healthy to cry while knocking boots.

REALISING I’VE ALREADY CHITT’D EVERYTHING ON MY CHITT LIST ™️ SO I’M ALL OUT OF JUICE.
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=>>take hiM øut øn a date! wørked øut før Me>>>

[HOW DO YOU KNOW THEIR BO$$ I$ A MAN? NOT VERY WOKE OF YOU]