Vivian Alkemo
@funnyStray
just a lively purpleblood looking for a good time! transfem, any pronouns
Vanilla ice cream cone with sprinkles.
hello! i got a note from a tealblood friend of mine about this place and its wacky temporal effects with being able to talk to others from different universes and stuff. i am so so so excited! hello hello hello!
* hi there! hope you enjoy your time here :]
clowns and their apologists are LITERAL WALKING PROOF that you can exist without a spine AND a thinkpan, and i think that says A LOT ABOUT THE THEORY OF "HUSK-TROLLS".
I ated tOOOO much freezed dried caramel m&ms :( am hurty...
a full bag in OOne sitting :<
* hmmmm * how big is a full bag exactly * cuz if its about the size of a regular m&m packet i don't see much issue * if it's bigger, i understand and feel sorry for your tummy
like a bag OOf thOOse nerd clusters
* oh yeah, fhat's much bigger * impressive performance in all honesty. i am unsure if i would be able to handle that many sweet treats in one sitting. well, maybe not... * wishing you well soon!! at least it hurts because you indulged on a yummy snack and not anything too bad heheh
i.just.realized.that.this.new.profile.picture.might.make.it.difficult.for.others.to.take.me.seriously
those east aLLternian tiktokers who started showing off their rice cooker pancakes were onto something. these babies i made for breakfast are fat and fLLuffy as fuuuuuuuuuuuck
* if you can send some tutorials over i would absolutely adore getting my hands on such pancakes because i could tear into so many of those you've just described
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* nothing evil and intimidating horse * you are beautiful just the way you are * seeing you at first was very scary which is where that reaction comes from but trust me i would not want you to change in the slightest * dont let anyone put you down for who you are * i love you <3
oh gog oh fuck not the horse
* they're calling it the funniest chittr account in all existence * that they is me * i'm calling it the funniest ever
nothing like carrot cake, garlic bread and freaks in my dms on a saturday morning lolz /nbh
* carrot cake and garlic bread in the morning?? * i haven't considered this as a possibility... you must be some sorta genius!
Hello!! II have awoken to beemom buzziing on my chest. How iis everyone? What"s everyone up to thiis morniin"? =:D
* not much myself! had a hearty breakfast not long ago. hope you're able to eat something well to start off the morning!
Startiing today wiith a niice cup of tea and some biiscuiits fiirst and foremost. Goiing to make breakfast after that. II wonder what II shoulld make. =:?
II fucking dropped one of my three pancakes. My life is a fucking joke.
* i would drop dead right there if i was you right now i am so sorry for your loss
TODAYS TIP FROM THE DRIP IS TO HAVE FUN AND DONT FORGET TO BE YOURSELF THAT BEING SAID IF ANY MEMBER OF THE FELT COME LOOKING FOR ME IM NOT HERE IM PROFFESSOR TRICKERTREAT FUNNYSTUFF PRATICING GOOFOLOGIST THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH ***THE INCIDENT*** THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER VERY HELPFUL #DRIPTIP THANKS TO MY FRIENDS OVER AT #DRIPTIPNATION AND #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION
* i have absolutely no idea what you're talking about * but that doesn't matter because it is incredibly amusing nonetheless * rock on frog man
ii could fuck up a biiscuiit wiith some jam rn #absolutedestructiion
* what's stopping you from getting your hands on some!
* no time is better than now in my book (especially for some good ass buscuits and jam mmm)
would you prefer longform slander in the form of a video or shortform slander like singular meme posts #chittr-resident