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hey ny lusus death cults around? i hav a lusus in need of culling :)

Congratulations, Vivian.

Welp, another night, another sleep on the cold hard wooden floor of this decrepit cabin in the woods as I hide from any and all potential threats to my wellbeing. Sure miss the slime, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. My DMs are open for any adoring fans that happen to stumble onto my presence while I'm away! I would love to indulge any of you with any questions you may have about my life or that of my company. But for now. I sleep.

I see people have sent my "Kull Score" over double the value of my "Kult Score" on my profile. I have an educated guess for what such meaningless words could possibly mean, and it is honestly an incredibly amusing sight to behold. I truly was not expecting this many vocal haters on this site! Surely, more people that are fans of my work lurk around the corner. But for now, that "Kull Score" shall remain high. So be it. If that is the price to pay for my genius..!
pity button seems too empathetic sometimes. add a "haha youre a loser" button or something. preferrably only for my use.
BREAKING NEWS: Unfortunately they did not give a name, for all we know this is fake news. We at Hivemind News apologize for this. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
Might fuck around. Might kin a motherfucker. Which one of you is it gonna be.

I cannot imagine sucking and fucking on the beach is a fun experience.
since we're posting dick on the timeline...i can't *not* show off. c'mon, i GOTTA! #NSFW https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48f59b42b457.jpg

.STOP PITYING MY FUCKING CHITs .soft ass fucking loserS

What the hell is #fuckyourfriendsfriday Can you all not be fucking normal. #nsfw

most of you all confuse me :/

my OblOng mEAt prOdUct pOst wAs tOO crAzy And gOt hAtEd, yOU ArE rIght chIttr I shOUld gEt bAck On thE rAIls And bE nOrmAl OncE mOrE U.U

that last post was not meant to be pitybait. and neither is this one. this one is ragebait. you look stupid today

sometimes i think about if i were born a woman and i think id be really butch either way


