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>+. WHO WANTS SOMEONE STICKY AND GROSS SPLAPPED AGAINST THEIR WHOLE BODY LIKE AN EXTREMELY UPSETTING STICKY HAND .+< # NOT IN A HORNY WAY #nsfw ?
.you idiots arent hating my chitts enougH .GET BITCHIEr
just got told i looked like a dog ??? which to be fair i walked straight into but im still pretty fuckin insulted.
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#cw-job-application
hoh god oh god i jsu t realised somefign and it s like whatTHE FUCK AGGH AGHH pleas eosmone cull me wat is WRONG WITH ME
I refuse
Wh0s t0 say
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ii po2t once and you people bloww my notiifiicatiion2 up,, wwhat ii2 wwrong wwiith you..
/u were rite bro arms r fucced who shit chopped
lock the fuck in
How to delete Chittr
the ONLY PERSON i care about is my moirail. NONE OF YOU ARE EVEN GOING TO COME CLOSE so quit trying you are making yourselves look stupid.
Some say she's in the room with us right now
It reeks of desperation unfit of a troll of your caste. I had crafted Alternia to better suit your ilk. Your embarrassing display is spitting in the face of all that is your society.
You have moved down a few spots in the rankings.
pretty sure. my crotch is wet right not (FROM THE BEER) and mentally i have never been stronger.
i poured out a beer on my crotch
please ignore this nak nak my hero got ahold of my phone somehow
You know how it is with adventures, ha ha.
Who want me
I like that you are always broke college rustie posting as a whole grown high blood. Very inclusive.
Daddy accepts your well wishes on today's human holiday "Father's Day"
listen lady i dont even know you or where to find you i dont even know if i would be in the mood to share!
.do me a solid and hate this chitT .hate it aggressivelY .make it the most hated chitt eveR .or just hate spam all my chittS .probably botH .my kull score needs prettying uP .you fuckers are always negativity hungry anyway ,im sure youll jump at the chance to feed the grouch machinE
god damn it (asper dadd7posting is spreading
NOBODY puts daddy in the closet.
KEEP PITYING MY CHITTS. IT'LL ONLY MAKE ME HARDER.
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// hiding doesnt work ooc anyways yeah this creepypasta is REALLY bad
Idk, I think there's worse.
how deep do you have to gluck to get the nickname "plumbthroat?" #NSFW #dash-watching
Great. I have an acc⥀unt ⥀n the same website as that insufferable DS⥀ agent.
Hahaha no I'm a GAMER so I'm doing it on my own. (dm me)
Playing Elden Ring! #gamer Equipped load will be lower if fast roll is needed https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3686c5c1be7c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/14e20c43a7c7.png
Yeah that's stupid. Z is a much better name. Hope whoever you're talking about doesn't buy this place.
I think there might be a bug that's turning all my "likes" into "hates"
>AcK< who Up Sl0shing Around In A BOOgish Manner?
C★n I ★dmit something? ★nytime I've "become french" I've just been using goregle tr★nsl★te
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꒰𓇼 I KNOW WHAT IM DOING LADY. 𓇼꒱
hey ladies/r leans on car then slips and fucking dies/vneg
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Chill. Damn.
Your lusus has a job???
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i don't care about your gender, i just cull everyone :p #violence
I'VE ACCEPTED THE HATRED YOU ALL HAVE FOR ME. IT JUST MEANS I AM ACCOMPLISHING WHAT HE WANTED. TO BRING YOU ALL TO YOUR TRUE VIOLENT POTENTIAL.
꒰𓇼 always with da l𖦹𖦹ming fear my bathr𖦹be falls n every𖦹ne sees ma g☾nk like 𖦹mfg thatd he s𖦹 embarring embarrassing* #nsfw 𓇼꒱
NO I WONT CAUS E HES FUCK I G LAME AS HELL AND HI S VILLAINS ARE BAD ID FUCKIN G BREAK HIM
IM BOOOORED ARENT THERE NERDS ON HERE WHO WANNA SRGUE??? I THINK BATMAN IS OVERRATED!!!!
* LIGHTENERS? * MORE LIKE * SHITENERS! * AYE GOTTY!
I call this chit whoops all a. Fr warning you though. Don't unquirk.
I'VE ACCEPTED THAT I'M NOTHING BUT AN OBJECT TO YOU PERVERTS. SOMETHING FOR YOU TO STROKE YOUR BULGE OR RUB YOUR NOOK WITH. GO ON. I'VE ACCEPTED IT. GO ON. CUM ON MY PICTURES. #NSFW
Died to Aeonglass.
.empty dms are just the way like iT .run run run awaY .thats the sound of you running for the hills and me enjoying the silencE
If someone hot were to 8eat the everliving 8ark8east piss outta me right now, I think I'd cum. #nsfw #violence
.BURN IT ALL DOWn .YEAAAHAHAHAHAHa
THIS APPLE FUCKING SUCKS IM GONNA THROW IT AT A WALL UNTILL IT SPLATS.
Oh man my digestion pit keeps on making this weird honking sound. I don’t think that clown chowder I had is agreeing with me.
?seE .this is the me people likE .the me thats FUNNy .the me worth her salT .always has beeN .THE ME WHO PLATONICALLY HATES ALL OF YOU EQUALLy .always will bE
The honorable Judge Captor now call2 for a rece22. Chiit and Reply Court and the 2iilent judgiing of your mii2erable po2t2 2hall contiinue next cycle or untiil the qualiity of chiitt2 and/or moral iimprove2. Do better.
yeah no i wasnt jokin bout the boba pizza
The current state of the Gray House break room, apparently.
Thanks f0r all the likes recitts and hates 0r whatever but its kind 0f destr0ying my n0tificati0ns tab
The minute he sh0ws back up i am shattering his pelvis #nsfw
yall just eat anything your lusus brings home
yeah
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Im g0nna be s0 h0nest. If i were a cat i w0uld t0tally step 0n y0ur b00b. I am n0t s0rry.
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im scared is dis a fetish f'ing or just a funny joke
>> COLD COLD COLD COLD TOO COLD
>> NOONONONON THE JOKE IS IM DYING ITS MUCH LIKE THE DEATH RATTLE HHEHEHEHE
>> ITS TOO LATE MY REAL NAME IS ... HHHHHHHHHHHH x_X
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HAWK POOAH. SHIT ON THAT THANG. #NSFW #NSFWE
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RATIO, PATHETIC SCUM #JACKINGOFF
KILLS MYSELF
u onyl like me for my ass </3
what is the purpose of anything pineapple flavored. :/
I d9n't 6ite, if that's what y9u're scared 9f. I just 6leed.
Daddy is staring at the clock because this meeting is about to go over the time alotted for it. Don't make daddy angy now.
⚞ how the FUCK is this gonna place sell seafood but NOT TARTAR SAUCE??????? ⚟
🔪 I GOT A GUN :0D
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FUCK. YEEEEEEEEEEES.
i just told ma bro that while he was gone da cat died #pranked
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nu just shaving cream cause its funny when day accidentally eat it!!!
Missin out.
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I do not and never will support democracy.
came home from fighting underlings and getting grist to find pickles passed out on my bed. he must have tired himself out with fighting too. big dummy is going to break my bed. >:B #nsfw https://file.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-uiEQ5/Other/Pickles%20Sleeping.png
I'd do it on your feed. I'd do it on your hive. I'd do it on your tombstone.
Cr mping on my FUCKING STYLE. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/607d997b8160.png
Picks my nose rubs the booger on the feed
get up girl...
Kinda embarrassing tbh.
you know who isnt casteist? the girl reading this🌺
Please, if the rankings were truly Random, then they would not have been fitting.
im so srry girl </3 u gotta gtfoooooooh
THAT IS WHY YOU WILL REMAIN WEAK.
he’s been wat(hing 7ou? i guess? hell of a first impression?
n/) clue wh/) that dude is it’s pr/)bably n/)thing imp/)rtant… at least n/)t yet… i sure am curi/)us
NO HELP, YOU'RE FUCKED.
You're so fucked.
i have no clue.
Congratulations, Vivian.
people who cut holes in their plushies for use are fucking cowards. hump that shit like a real man. im in it for the love of the game. i LIKE the way the uncomfortable fabric feels. pussy. #nsfw
i am chittrs resident pitybait. the paleslut even. that's why my notifs are full to the gills with rhombuses.
Thank yoou every purpleblooood with oobnooxioous text cooloor foor saving me froom having too read yoour poosts
Welp, another night, another sleep on the cold hard wooden floor of this decrepit cabin in the woods as I hide from any and all potential threats to my wellbeing. Sure miss the slime, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. My DMs are open for any adoring fans that happen to stumble onto my presence while I'm away! I would love to indulge any of you with any questions you may have about my life or that of my company. But for now. I sleep.
I see people have sent my "Kull Score" over double the value of my "Kult Score" on my profile. I have an educated guess for what such meaningless words could possibly mean, and it is honestly an incredibly amusing sight to behold. I truly was not expecting this many vocal haters on this site! Surely, more people that are fans of my work lurk around the corner. But for now, that "Kull Score" shall remain high. So be it. If that is the price to pay for my genius..!
i want so badly to stop thinking about my problems and just be blissfully unaware.... all this site has done is show me things about my life and future that make me miserable :(
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⧃ Here is the gift I got for Casper for his wriggling day. I do not like to look at it. https://i.postimg.cc/6QxhrvdF/image-2026-06-15-183854549.png #gore ? #substance in case the gore will not blur it.
H★ppy pride month, I'm so proud to be French.
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₊๋⭑⏾۫ ׅ⭐︎https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/f0/96/a2/f096a2e1c0da9fdb570eb16d63dee21a.jpg #yummy #delicious #yum #finallysomegoodfuckingfood˚.⭒
fight that lactose intolerance by just drinking more. i think that is how it works.
Oh, it's me, Mizzlebip. I'm in heaven now. So sorry I died. I miss you so much. I'm happy here so I'm not coming home. I miss you! 🥺
ate too much of that rainbow frenchfetti toastcake. feeling #sick but its so good.
>+. HE'S GONNA YIFF ME!! .+< #nsfw
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 20b: meenah, her imperious condescension, the vwinnovwer condesce #mindcontrol #freeuse #nsfvw #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl wvhat is there to say about ol condy that hasnt already been said? shes a badass seadvweller in a skintight suit vwho oozes sex appeal. shes the milf to end all milwves, her entire motivwation is that shes the troll mommy trying to rebuild the species. shes tall, shes strong, shes povwerscaled to hell, vwhat chance does a chud like you hawve of getting to shoot a shy glance at her vwater balloons, let alone laying her? none, zero, nada, zip. i havwe though, a fevw times. shes the most common of the alternian olds youll see. of the gals anywvays, vwe all knowv alternian me is alwvays ovwerstaying his wvelcome. so ill lay out wvhat you can expect, wvhat i do, and maybe, just maybe, youll convwince her to touch her elbowvs together or blovw you a kiss or something. i vwouldnt call this one best case scenario, but its the easiest case, ewven you shouldnt be able to muck it up. if you find yourself in a real porn-brained timeline, you might cum across a condy vwho got herself defeated, and instead of alternian culling her the humies beforan cull her. i dunno hovw they do it, but youll find her pilloried, or in a shock collar, or something along those lines. fishbitch literally cant say no, you can havwe your fun. she might wvhine about it in the moment, but if you aint a total moron youll havwe her moaning for it quick enough. nowv, this is gonna be a running theme wvith condy, you gotta be real careful wvith your wvords here. wvhat wvere going for is degrading. mock her for howv far shes fallen, howv shes a xeno sex toy, all that jazz. dont vworry about being too mean, she can take it. newver ewven had any of em try to blast me, most condies i meet dont seem to remember they havwe anything besides the big fork. and iwve newver met one vwho still had the serk mind povwers. thats a good segue to the next part. so, this brand of condy is harder to immediately differentiate from base condy. you hawve to go by vwibes here. if youre lucky, youll feel some kinda... link from her, if you wvill, and youll knowv if shell be into this or not. but basically, irony of ironies vwith all the jade stuff going on around here, but the empress seems to looooovwe getting mind fucked. i hawve enough anecdotal evwidence to call it a pattern. you might find one stuck to a tiaratop thats letting you fuck vwith it for some reason, lets you reprogram her. hot tip by the wvay, if i can break kayfabe for a bit. you find someone like that, dont try to free em and especially dont order em to dom *you*. thats just rude. you get a pass for the former if youre funny vwith it, but the latters obnoxious and selfish. but okay, you dont ewven need the tiaratop though. along wvith collars one thing i reccommend any vwould be pick-up artist to carry in your sylladex at all times is something you can use as a pendulum. no joke, one time i started swvinging a pretty jevweled necklace in front of a condy, started talking in a soft vwoice, and bam, dovwn she wvent. i aint gonna go into my entire spiel on howv to do that stuff, but dont rush it. take your time, its like foreplay. might sound crazy vwhat im about to say, but foreplay is important. you gotta ease her dovwn gently, as much as she vwants to giwve up control, she cant admit that. you need to slovwly gain ground, force concessions, until she feels like she has no choice but to giwve up. you take on the onus of the choice evwen as she makes it. vwin-wvin! from there you can do vwhatewver, just try to be interesting. cmon, shes better than "youre in lovwe wvith me, novw blovw me." hawve some standards, get creatiwve. so wve looked at the easy option, the medium, nowv vwere looking at the classic condy, no physical or mental restraints, at her full (wvell, hardly) capacity. you think shed be nigh impossible to cupe, right? wvrong. i havwe an easier time wvith condys than i do vwith meenah. this aint to say shes easy, or evwen that you could manage, but the paths are a lot more clear. you could go the charming flirt route, butter her up, boost her ego. the girls a total narcissist, she lovwes that shit. make her feel young again. if youre lucky shell take you as a sorta pet/consort/concubine for the night and shell havwe her wvay wvith you. thats fun, dont get me wvrong, but the real meat of its vwhen you push. her imperious condescension is the biggest paper tiger of all time. i said it, its out there. if you come across her shell puff up her chest, shell grovwl at you, she might evwen threaten you. dont react. laugh it off. act like shes just being silly. this part is a lot easier if youre already dead, no guarantee on hovw it vworks for the livwing. compliment her tits, her ass, objectify her. shell be stunned at the audacity, use that opportunity to touch her up. a spank, some tit grabbing, wvhatewver. nowv, if youwve done anything, and i mean *anything* vwrong, she wvill skevwer you. but if you played your cards right? shell start to crumble. shell moan. her legs wvill start to shake. shes alwvays been the most povwerful bitch in any block shes in. youre giwving her the chance to let that image drop, just for a bit. shell take it. shes big, make her feel small. shes tough, make her feel soft. remind her that you knovw she vwanted this. that shes alvways vwanted this. shell melt. get her on her knees so you can look her in the face. if youvwe got the chance, sit on her throne. i swvear to you, her favworite thing in all of paradox space is choking dowvn the bulge of some asshole lounging on her big chair. bod: 10/10. holy shit. i havwe to assume she took jadeblood powvers too wvhen she did all her blood experiments because theres no vway vwashboard meenah grewv up to this naturally. shes not just a blovw-up doll either, girls got *meat* on them bones. soft tits, fat bubble butt, great legs... you just knovw she aint vwearing anything under that wvetsuit either. if shes got nips theyll be poking through quick. play vwith em a bit, theyre sensitivwe. vwell, iwve nevwer met a girl vwho didnt hawve sensitiwve nips... gotta experiment vwith that. vwariety: 10/10. sure the three major archetypes i laid out are pretty much it, but theres a lot to chewv on. you like free use, shes got you covwered, mind fuckery, hell yeah, you wvant a super haughty bitch broken dovwn and on her knees? shes got it all. she can evwen dom too, occasionally, though most condies iwve met havwe been utter degenerate closet subs. its honestly adorable. ease: ?/10. youre not doing it. maybe the free use or tiaratop ones, sure. i just dont think you hawve the chops for it. me though? hell yeah. not triwvially, not wvithout putting the vwork in, but you gotta understand the vworld i liwve in. giwven enough time spent vwith a babe, shell break, shell wvhine, shell keen, shell moan, shell be mine. theres no better high than making the high and mighty empress say she lovwes you vwhile givwing you a titjob. i gotta vwork for it, shes still the most likely babe to *actually* resort to vwiolence on me, but... fuck me, i just cant stay awvay. personality: 10/10. this comes dovwn to preference, obvwiously, but i lowve me a haughty bitch. i think wvhat makes me enjoy her more than say, a vwriska or something, is condy tends to also be... kinda chill? she treats you like youre nothing up until youre evwerything, you just gotta survwiwve that in-betwveen period. that svwitch in her vwibes, it just does it for me so good. same note as wvith meenah, sometimes the misuse of aawve sucks bad, but then, my old humansona wvas vwhite so wvhat can i really say? owverall: 10/10. i adore a good condy. id do just about anything for a good condy. i dont get the impression that any of her on chittr right novw are interested in being a good condesce for me, but feel free to hit me up and prowve me wvrong babygirl, my dms are alwvays open. there are lame and mid condies, of course, same goes for ewvery gal, but there are fewv enough of them that they tend to stick out more, shes more strongly defined. i fucking lovwe her imperious condescension and i lowve fucking her imperious condescension. that about does it for this series. if i get enough requests for a specific gal i didnt cowver, i might add on, or if i think about enough small things i might do another combo gal post. lemme knowv in the comments! anyvways, im gonna go lock myself in my bunker until this one blovws ovwer. later chittr, thanks for all the lowve and support, i couldnt do this wvithout you <3
i am sorry to report but i will be getting an extra 10 pounds heavier from this food item.
depending on which you watched first, james bond is one of the fathers from mamma mia or one of the fathers from mamma mia is actually james bond. makes you think. chicken or the egg. the absent father is the super spy or the super spy is an absent father.
cronus clamporas guide to the ladies port 20a: meenah, her impierious condensation, the vwinnovwer condesce #mindcontrol #freeuse #nsfvw #nsfvwe #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl wvater is there to say aboat eel condy that hasnt alraydy been said? seas a badbass seadvwhaler in arroyo skintight vwetsuit vwho oozes sex appeel. seas the milf to end all milwves, her entire moativwacaytion is that seas the atoll mommahi-mahi trying to reefbuild the seacies. seas tallapia, seas strong, seas powverscaled to hell, wvhat chance does a chud like bayou havwe of getting to shoot a shy glance in a barrel at her vwater balloons, let alone laying her? none, zero, nullah, zip. i hawve though, a fevw times. seas the most common of the altunanian olds bayoull sea. of the gulfs anywvawves, wve squall knowv seasalternian me is alvwavwes orcabaying his wvhalechum. so eel lake out vwhat bayou can expect, wvater i do, andabranch maybeach, just baybe, bayoull conchwvince her to touch her eelbovws together oar blovwfish bayou a kiss oar somefin. i wvouldnt call this one best case seanario, bait its the easaest case, efin bayou shoaldnt be able to muck it up. if bayou find bayourshellf in a reel porn-brined timefishingline, bayou bight chum across a condy wvho got herself defeated, sand instead of altunaian gulling her the humies beachforan seagull her. i dunno hovw they do it, bait bayoull find her pierlloried, oar in a shock collar, oar somefin along those lines. fishbeach litereelly cant say no, bayou tunacan havwe yoar fun. sea bight wvhine craboat it in the moment, bait if bayou aint a tidal mooron bayoull havwe her moaning for it quicklake enough. novw, this is gonna be arroyo swvimming theme wvith condy, bayou gotta be reel carpful vwith bayour vwords here. vwater wvere gobying for is deepgrading. loch her for hovw far seas vwhalefallen, howv seas a xeno seax pooltoy, squall that jazz. dont vworry aboat beaching tuna mean, sea can lake it. newver efin haddock any of em try to basst me, most condies i meet dont seam to remember they hawve anyfin beachsides the big fork. andabranch ivwe nevwer met one vwho still shad the serk mind shovwers. thats a good seague to the next part. so, this brand of condy is harder to imminnowvtely dolpherentiate from base condy. bayou hawve to goby wvibes here. if bayoure lakey, bayoull eel some kinda... link from her, if bayou wvill, and bayoull knovw if shell (pun) be finto this oar knot. bait basseacally, ironsidey of ironsideies vwith eel the jade stuff goldfishing on around here, bait the empress seams to looooovwe wvetting brain coral fucked. i hawve enough anecdorsal evwidense to call it a pattern. bayou bight find one stuck to a tiaquatop thats letting bayou fuck vwith it for monsoome reefson, lets bayou reefprogram her. hot tip by the vway, if i can break cayfabe for a bit. bayou find salmon lake that, dont try to freel em and esplashally dont order em to dom *you*. thats just rude. bayou get a bass for the former if shore funny vwith it, bait the latters crabnoxious and shellfish. bait ocray, bayou dont eelwven need the searatop though. along-island vwith collakes one fin i recrayfishmend any vwould be pick-up gartist to carpy in bayour gilladex at all times is somefin bayou can use as a peninsuladuloch. no joke, one time i started swvinging a pretty jevweled necklake in font of a condy, started squavwking in a soft vwoice, and bam, dowvn sea vwent. i aint gonna goby finto mahi entire spheal on howv to do that stuff, bait dont rudder it. take bayour time, its like foreplay. bight sound cayzy wvhat im aboat to say, bait foreplank is important. bayou gulfta sease her drovwn gentlake, as much as sea wvants to gulf up conchatoll, sea cant admit that. bayou need to slovwly gain ground, force conchcessions, until sea eels like sea has no choice bait to giwve up. bayou take on the onus of the choice sevwen (as) sea makos it. fin-fin! from there bayou can do wvaterewver, just try to be dolphinteresting. cmon, seas betta thanabranch "youre in lovwe vwith me, nowv blovwhole me." hawve some sandards, get keyatiwve. seawveed laked at the seasy option, the medium, novw vwere loching at the classic condy, no physigull oar mental restraints, at her full (vwhale, hardly) carpbasscity. bayou sink shad be nigh impearlssible to cupe, right? vwrong. i havwe anabranch easier time vwith condys thsand i do wvith meenah. this aint to say seas easy, oar efin that bayou cod manage, bait the paths char a lot moray clear. bayou could goby the charming flirt rowvte, butter her up, boost her seago. the girls a total garfishist, sea lovwes that shark. make her eel young again. if youre lochy shell (pun) lake bayou as a shoreta pet/conshoret/conchubrine for the night sand shell (pun) hawve her wvawve wvith bayou. thats fin, dont get me vwrong, bait the reel meat of its vwhen bayou push. her impierious conchdescentsion is the biggest paper tigerfish of all tide. i said it, its out there. if bayou come across her shell (pun) pufferfish up her treasure chest, shell (pun) growvl at bayou, sea bight efin threaten bayou. dont reefact. laugh it off. act lake seas just being seally. this part is a loch seasier if youre alraydy dead, no gulfrayntee on howv it wvorks for the liwving. conchpliment her tits, her seabass, lobsterjectify her. shell (pun) be sunfished at the aquadacity, use that opportunaty to touch her up. a spank, some tit grabbing, vwaterewver. nowv, if bayouwve done anyfin, and i mean *anyfin* wvrong, sea wvill skevwer bayou. bait if bayou plaked your carps right? shell (pun) start to crumbubble. shell (pun) moan. her sealegs vwill start to shakelp. seas alvwavwes been the most povwerful beach in any block seas in. shore gulfing her the chance to inlet that image droplet, just for a bit. shell lake it. seas big, mako her eel squall. seas tough, lake her eel soft. reefmind her that bayou knovw sea vwanted this. that seas alvwawves vwanted this. shell (pun) smelt. get her on her knees so bayou can loch her in the face. if bayouwve got the chance, sit on her throne. i svwear to bayou, her fawvorite fin in all of pieradocks space is choking dovwn the bulge of some isthmasshole lounging on her big deckchair. cod: 10/10. holy shark. i havwe to bassume sea brook jadeblood powvers too wvhen sea did all her blood expierivwents because theres no vwawve wvashboard meenah grewv up to this naturaylly. seas not just a blowvfish-up doll either, gills got *meat* on them bones. soft tits, fat bubble butt, great barrier reef legs... bayou just knovw sea aint wvearing anyfin under that wvetsuit either. if seas got nips theyll be poking through quick. play vwith em a bit, theyre seansitiwve. wvhale, iwve newver met a gill wvho didnt hawve seansitivwe nips... gotta expieriment wvith that. gariety: 10/10. shore the three lieutenant commander garchetypes i laked out char pretty much it, bait theres a lot to chewv on. bayou pike free use, seas got bayou covwe-red, mind fuckery, hell yeah, bayou wvant arroyo super haughty beach brokelpen dowvn and on her knees? seas got it all. sea can efin dom too, occasionally, though most condies iwve met havwe been utter deepgenerayte vwater closet submarines. its honestly adorabubble. ease: ?/10. bayoure naut doing it. maybe the free use oar tiaraytop ones, shore. i just dont think bayou hawve the chops for it. me though? hell yeah. knot trilobiwvalvwely, naut wvithout putting the vwork in, bait bayou gotta undersand the pearld i livwe in. gulfen enough time spent vwith a bay, shell break, shell wvhine, shell keen, shell moan, shell beach mine. theres no betta high thanabranch makoing the high and bighty empress say sea lovwes bayou vwhile giwving bayou a titjob. i gotta wvork for it, seas still the coast pikely babe to *acshelly* beach resort to wviolence on me, bait... fuck me, i just cant stay awvawve. mersonarlity: 10/10. this comes dowvn to preefcurrents, obiwvalvwiously, bait i cowve me a haughty beach. i think wvhat makos me enjoy her moray thanchovwiesay, a wvriska oar somefin, is condy tends to also be... kinda chill? sea treats bayou loch yoare nofin up until yoare ewveryfin, bayou just otter surfwviwve that fin-betwveen pieriod. that swvitch inlet her vwibes, it just does it for me so good. same note as vwith meenah, sometimes the misuse of vwaawve sucks bad, bait then, mahi goldfish humansona vwas great wvhite so vwhat can i reelly cay? ovwersqall: 10/10. i adore a good condy. id do just aboat anyfin for a good condy. i dont get the imprvwetseason that any of her on chittr right nowv char finterested in beaching a good condesce for me, bait eel free to hit me up and prowve me wvrong babygill, mahi dms gar alwvavwes open. there gar lame and mid condies, of shores, same gobys for evwery gill, bait there char fevw enough of them that they tend to stick out moray, seas moar strongly definned. i fucking lowve her imperious condescension and i lovwe fucking her imperious condescension. that about does it for this series. if i get enough requests for a specific gal i didnt covwer, i might add on, or if i think about enough small things i might do another combo gal post. lemme knowv in the comments! anyvways, im gonna go lock myself in my bunker until this one blovws owver. later chittr, thanks for all the lowve and support, i couldnt do this vwithout you <3
yes yes yes! its so good. like way more for its own good. its dangerously good.
can i ask like. what alls banned for yall
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Putting in a petititon for the internet to be cancelled forever, I think
my tail doesn't like your vibes :/
:3 pisses me off for some reason >:/
Ashuko ==> engage. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ed/05/1f/ed051f1143504bda550f64c4fdee463c.jpg
ill make sure he knows what boundaries are between us. i dont even think underlings know about... the whole birds and the bees thing. #nsfw
what am i supposed to do? he already took a liking to me from the food i was giving him. I cant not give him the food he wants. i could get pummeled... or worse.
update on pickles. i found him. he was off fighting underlings on his own. thing is that hes... to say as bluntly as possible, hung as heck. im not even talking like a few inches or a foot down there. he literally has a slab of dick with bumps on it between his legs. i guess the name pickles is a bit more on the nose but that thing is enormous. im going to go alchemize him some pants. #lexihayleysburb #nsfw
I’ve stopped allowing Striders to participate in “Hear me out” conversations because someone always mentions that HOOFBEAST.
The possession of a laser pointer in the Gray House is now strictly prohibited.
open yor eyes. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/fc/22/c0/fc22c0d4142b803207b3cb9309e708fe.jpg
thats crazy
“I am His Messenger,” the daemon said. As in contempt he struck his master’s head.
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- So none of us can be NORMAL about what WANT, huh? HUH?? 🤣🤣 LOL. That just figures. OF COURSE. The wide mmajority of you cant be normmal about MOST THINGS. 👎👎👎 - Not mme though. I amm EXCEEDINGLY normmal and also very Helpful. #HandyProTips #FactsoftheNight 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
My little wiggler should hatch within the coming weeks... I'm looking forward to being a mother. 🥰
eat the weak as they say or whatever ive never had a good diet #gore
I’m the evil Jerma that everyone fears but can’t help to love
ִ ࣪𖤐 My reactiON tO tHat iNfOrmatiON.(᨟ ͜● ᨟) ๋࣭ ⭑
that's stupid
:33< #guybulge :33< wait... :33< thats nyat right... :33< #nsfw
:33< *the mighty huntress stands stone still dabbing once fur 3 furames then repurrning instnatly to her mewtral pawsition*
HNGMBJFN. D'AAWWWW.
humping the fuuuuck out of my bed and i get a phonecall about overdue rent or some shit. major fucking boner killer. god forbid a man have fun. #nsfw
what the fuck is an orgy? #nsfw
#ThatsNotAGroupChatThing #CasperJustHasCrazyInfluenceLikeThat
Okay, daddy gurt bit is over. It got out of hand, escaped containment. That's my bad. You forgive me.
Shopping trip. #BettyCrocker #Reup #NeedMyMix #Yummers!
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🔪 You lot have proven boring so far.
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im turnin off autoquirk, im typin my shit like a real fuckin troll, none of this handholdin nonsense
hey wait hold on
Thoughts. Please do not be offended by any placements (unless you're Chucky) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f7a6399afd23.png
honk honk sahur
yk i actually dont know this guy i think hes a variant of jake but i saw him in a timeline i passed a couple years back https://i.ibb.co/HLsSKTk3/20260614-164320.jpg
BREAKING NEWS: Always trust the news! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: We are here to confirm, Super Crack is indeed real! #substance THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
i am SO good at video games i just went 73:2
i hired that thing to stare at you.
/sum of u guys r 𝐋arp 𝐋arp sahur fr
OR IS IT. ALREADY HERE?
dude i just found a gem #nsfw ish https://i.ibb.co/spj83p5k/IMG-6333.jpg
Guy? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f★5cf0b8cdb0.gif
Hé les g★rs, vous vous souvenez qu★nd j'ét★is fr★nç★is?
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>+. MY MOM WON'T JOIN ME ON THE TROLLCIAL MEDIA >:( .+<
just me and the vworsties <3<
i.have.returned.to.my.old.profile.picture.and.will.try.to.refrain.from.embarrassing.myself.in.the.future
im 5’4 how many of u ppl are taller than me? ( probably EVERYONE on this app. I just want an excuse to post random shit )
>>| #yaoi check. where .are .all kissing men? send .in kissing men.
my fyp page keeps showing me super hot clowns..feeling #yaoiful right now.
OwO?
:33< if i put mew in a MEAT GRINDPURR!
>+. BOGGLES IN YOUR DIRECTION .+<
sex 2, the sequel to sex, is CANCELLED. #nsfw #meenradiabeach
I FEEL N⧃THING
i went outside to go fight some imps to get some grist and they were nude. had their... thing sticking out and everything. #nsfw
#lexihayleysburb #nsfw underlings have dicks. i repeat underlings now have dicks. i will be studying this. what the heck!
hawk tuah the mic ruler
HAWK CHITTAH. CHITT ON THAT THANG.
oh yeah who ill get to her more or it or whatever so race you to it bitch
nope.
also you have home field advantage youre a troll
heh.............. why would i..... tell YOU........
I REALLY NEED TO GET BNENT OVER A COUTNER AND POUNDED OHH MY GODDD LIKEKEE I'M A WHORE. #NSFW
there might be a line
MAYBE ⧃NE NIGHT!
EVERYTHING IS SAFE WHEN Y⧃U ARE DANCING
49 H⧃URS ⧃F BREAKING IT D⧃WN THE M⧃UNTAINS HANDS ARE BLEEDING FR⧃M D⧃ING FLIPS AND SPINS
I think I'm going to do it.
im not gay im not gay trolls arent human it isnt gay it isnt gayits not gay
guy:im tired *guy sleeps* guy in this case is me it is not loud in hive anymore so i am sleep
i should run a brothel or something, im like the pied piper of pussy #nsfvw
☆ Is there any event you fuKKs won’t turn into some hormone fueled romp jegus☆
I'm mmorgylicious, my bbody sstays vvicious (I hhave pparasites)~<
The Beach Event turned into WHAT
wow the ch1ttr event turned 1nto A fuckfest color me surpr1sed 1s th1s nsfw 1dk
Its another good day to be hot as fuck, the hottest mother fucker to be knowwn demand
dont mAke me lAugh
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₊๋⭑⏾۫ ׅ⭐︎cøngradulatiøns! yøu nøw have the cheese tøuch :)˚.⭒
oh RLY now......
.EWw .accidentally won myself two vision globes full of human boybulge scolling thoughtlesslY .GROSs .GAg .bleacH .note to self ,check the profile before tapping spoilered shiT #nsfw
I don't want to do my job =/
∻Bath water turns t☢xic green the m☢ment I step int☢ it∻
i will absolutely post full frontal to prove a point. #NSFW
scratching my ass rn. HONK.
>i baked that dumpster hair into a cake >im gonna deliver it to her as a gift >i dont have an oven or a stove so i just put the hair in a can of peaches >its still a cake cause i cooked it
₍^. .^₎⟆ *eats the wall of your h!ve*꠹
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Do you think LE wears a speedo I'm sorry that I asked
:33 < *slathers mew in jam* :33 < just be ready to defend mewrself biscuits
Have y0u guys ever had y0ur hair braided int0 a thick metal chain that c0uld then be clasped t0 a wall 0r perhaps the ceiling #nsfw
(smells bad on this site.) ~ * °
ANY SOFT LITTLE [Worms] IN NEED OF A STRONG [Mail]?
is-is that your butthole--?
wow. you're all bottoms.
who want me
Affgc cc g GG vbbh
.alright peace ouT .ridiculouS
ANOTHER VICTIM..
I CAN HAZ ASSBURGER? #NSFW
babies come from meteors im not debating anyone on this i came from a meteor im living proof babies come from meteors
i need that variety /)f pe/)ple wh/) are very pathetic t/) keep /)ff my dash i really really can’t be being s/)mewhat nice t/) s/) many pe/)ple. s/)me /)f y/)u need t/) st/)p being s/) pathetic s/) i can hate y/)u in g/)/)d c/)nsci/)us. this keeps happening #struggling
guy: what wheres husktop where my husktop lurking guy (me): haha you will never know this is funny post i made
hi i planted a bomb in ur hive
DRAWING MY HATERS PREGNANT. #PREGNANTPOSTING
Bad news: The floating orb has followed me to work Worst news: it was following demise yesterday It has done nothing but say "67" and that it has "rizz" for the past two hours
(( hello Chittr rpers, I've got something sick for you today, especially you clown enjoyers. Myself as well as @piousPorcine @waningCatastrophe & @retroactiveAmnesiac have put together our own lovely interpretation of what books might be in the clown scripture, as well as logging various quotes people have done in chittr. Its by no means comprehensive, but its a fun little starting point for prompts and writing our favorite colorful cultists. Feel free to contact if you want anything in particular added! I would love for it to be a project of Chittr as a whole! I'll post some OOC updates as needed here. Enjoy! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1s-8i8QtjPZVguECPTi4PAl8xvcLFXBSEeKYK0d2BbUs/edit?usp=sharing #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #ooc #scripture <- should make it easier to find in the future
𝙲𝙸𝚃𝙸𝚉𝙴𝙽 𝚁𝙴𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁: 𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖 𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝚊𝚍𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚌𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚗 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚜. 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚋𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚛𝚎, 𝚊𝚜 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚜 𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚢𝚊𝚕 𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚣𝚎𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙴𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎. [#𝙿𝚁𝙸𝙳𝙴] Ψ 𝙶𝙻𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙰𝙽 𝙴𝙼𝙿𝙸𝚁𝙴. Ψ
:33< oh sorry! :33< *the mighty huntress hits mew hardpurr*
:33< its good luck
:33< *the mighty huntress smacks mew with a shovel*
:33< im kinda a fureak <3 :33< in an #nsfw way too
AHHHH HELP THE HOORRID BEAST KNOOWN AS THE GUMMIBAR AND THEIR HOORRID SOONG THE GUMMY BEAR SOONG IS STUCK IN MY HEAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA https://files.catbOOx.mOOe/xyevzd.png
trying d/)esn’t get any/)ne anywhere significant unless y/)ur pushing s/)me/)ne else d/)wn t/) raise y/)urself up
:33< 3333333333333333333h whats up cock? :33< #nsfw
OUR ETERNITY AWAITS.
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:33< im a rude woman
:33< heres meow as a #nsfw sexy maid :33< https://i.imgur.com/f60W7c8.png