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@gamblingNumbercruncher

8ne of a system. I'm good at weighing odds and pro8a8ility, and I can pr8a8ly win against you in poker>::::)

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got my j8cket got my j8cket got my j8cket got my j8cket got my j8cket got my j8cket got my j8cket got my j8cket this is soooooooo much 8etter than 8efore fuuuuuuuuck yea

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@apocalypseArisen[AA]

very g00d. 0u0

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very very very very very very very very good

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@scratchDoctor[SD]

Ah, much better. Many apologies for the recent notifications, I needed to update my rolodex. Expect more contact from yours truly in the future.

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only follow8ng six out of 8? th8ts str8nge as hell. do we know you or someth8ng, or is this just someone's rolepl8y again?

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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

@gutlessGorturer Alrighty. Let us dispense with the pretense of pleasantry, here. I am going to shift to a lower gear NOT in retreat, but in response to what you must assume is a well-calculated assessment of my person. Some minor concessions. That I stress test my alternates and peers for low-risk data by which I may color my own upward momentum. Such is the necessary vehicle of self-improvement when one has blown off the training wheels and is shakily keeping upright of their own volition- something you know nothing about!! Also, they need a little pushing. It's good for them, and for you. Or it would be, if you weren't too augmented to make use of peer feedback. :P Anyhow, that is where your potency as a social saboteur falls to a fizzling, flat failure. Now on to your points in order. 1.) "Biological clock." Nonexistent. Someone tell this dizzy broad that MY ova are EVER-replenished. Frankly, you ought to know this if YOUR spawncannon is as fruitful as it must be for you to attack MY lack of reproductive bounty. I had better watch the accordion-fold print of YOUR legion of heiresses SPILL from your wallet. LET'S SEE UNREAL HEIRESS' LITTER. The mother hen scratches herself a proper nest before letting loose! I have AS LONG AS I'D LIKE to situate that space before engaging in Phase Two. 2.) You have narrated the cycle of behaviors in my posts. Congratulations. With effort, you might bust out of your CURRENT toady britches of absolute servitude and land a gig in the social media department at MY headquarters! Oh, wait, no. These are the baseline double-digit IQ observations of essentially anyone on the platform who performs a regular check-in on my page. Congratulations rescinded. 3.) I "speak like a CEO" because I am a CEO, who is electing voluntarily to share my personal opinions on certain matters on my PERSONAL SOCIAL MEDIA PAGE. If I were any battier on the main feed, it would be a disservice to my accomplishments in the court of public opinion. Again, a cavelike simplicity to the logic you wield. Could we wake up the SUPERcomputer? I fear my genetic neighbor is burning the interior of the TI-84 she's got banging around up in that empty coconut! 4.) I am a conduit of raw Creation and those properties of Life are mine to "abuse," although I take issue with your liberal application of the word. No jokes here. I am simply going to continue doing what I want! :B 5.) (To the reader: she counted my posts. What a fucking loonybird.) YOU have posted [TOO MANY] times, comprising a quantity I refuse to dignify with an actual figure. Whatever quantity of blithering has escaped your flapping mouth has run past the dadgum fill line. 6.) Eridan Week was in fact spectacular. We are eclipsing into a rare alignment of ideals for this brief moment. Bask in the shadow of my footsteps and see how much wiggle-room you've got yet to fill on those toes. 7.) Again with the a-words. Assault? I have a towering stack of liability waivers that beg to differ. Also missing the strategic point of that night and the greater event as a whole, which doesn't surprise me. You are such a dogmatic black hole that no humor may escape your gaze with ANY remaining merit, even the shroud of joviality over actual gamepiece movement! 8.) I LOATHE being subjected to the fumbling of an individual wearing my face and name. In your case, I'll give you a pass, because you've been rendered little more than an enforcer, and at that task within your own chronology I'm sure you're quite successful. I do not SELF-loathe. This is an inaccurate interpretation of my deeper motivations spawned by YOUR artificial imperative to get me on board with your Ponzi hubbub. Durr. On the off chance that these insults are being relayed strictly for guffaws (which I doubt), you're equally missing the mark. Missy, I have got your number as well as you think you've got mine. At the end of the day, I have BEEN you. You have never been me! One day, when the circlet falls from your scalp and the scales from your eyes, I will accept your blubbering apology in the form of your face mashed against the polished marble of my executive office floors. And then perhaps, PERHAPS, in the name of sisterhood, I will drop you a couple of pointers. Or maybe you'll just die like that OTHER Jane, tormented in biological inauthenticity and so augmented that her tether to Life itself pinched shut in utter rejection of her fate. But trust. It's one or the other for you. :B

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You'd 8e surprised how easy it is to rig a stupid computer to replic8te someone so low, Tavros!!!!!!!!

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@adiosToreador[AT]

jANE IS BASICALLY, oNE OF MY BEST FRIENDS AND TRUST ME SHE,,, sHE'S INIMITABLE,

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Your pro8lem, n8t mine.

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@adiosToreador[AT]

sHE'S NO PROBLEM AT ALL!

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Tavros you're asking me to give a sh8t a8out an account that apparently had me 8locked despite never having spoken to them 8efore in my life, you're going to have a 8etter time getting a set of ro8ot legs than getting me to c8re with the week I've had 8EFORE heaeing wit this petty sh8t.

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@adiosToreador[AT]

,,,i DID GET, a SET OF ROBO LEGS, bUT ALSO i DON'T NEED THEM ANYMORE? i AM CONFUSED BY THIS,

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Just l8ave me alone for a 8it alr8ght man it's not a good week

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@adiosToreador[AT]

sURE AS LONG AS YOU, pLEASE DO NOT CALL ME MAN?

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I use it as a general term for everyone including my w8fe 8ut sure, I'll try to remem8er to make an exc8ption for you.

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@marquiseMindfang[MM]

I love my wife.

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i l8ve your wife too lmao

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@marquiseMindfang[MM]

It must hurt, knowing she will never return it to you.

pfffffffft, as f8r as YOU know may8e

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@feferiPeixes[FP]

Yea)(, no, I love my wife and just )(er 3X)

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Missed the j8ke award

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@consultingGoodness[CG]

I have 6een asked what the deal with my ic9n is, and whether that is what I l99k like IRL. While I pers9nally 6elieve these t9 6e mildly invasive questi9ns, I can at least understand the c9nfusi9n caused, and in the interest 9f 6eing c9mpletely transparent I will explain. It is a picture 9f my 'p9nys9na' (#s9na #alternatedepicti9ns #equine #p9ny), a representati9n 9f what I w9uld l99k like were I depicted in the 'My Little H99f6east' franchise. I will n9t g9 int9 great detail as t9 why; just kn9w that I 6elieve it a sh9w that - while n9t dev9id 9f its 9wn pr96lematic aspects - strives t9 teach imp9rtant m9ral less9ns and p9rtray a kinder, fairer s9ciety than many kn9w. Art is 6y me. Alt-Text: An image depicting a quadruped yet anthr9p9m9rphic p9ny, a small h99f6east-esque creature, which in this instance is als9 a depicti9n 9f 9ne Kankri Vantas. N9ta6le features include an angular sn9ut and p9inted ears, a s9mewhat messy and unkempt mane and a 6ushy tail, his reluctantly ic9nic red sweater, and a cutiemark (a marking 9n the flank 9r hindquarters which depicts a p9ny's 'special talent', the skill which they are 6est at and which 6rings them the greatest sense 9f purp9se and j9y) depicting a hashtag and an exclamati9n mark. [ https://file.garden/ad5G09f9F0kAW8K_/kankrip9ne.png ]

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That's kinda cringe 8ro

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@consultingGoodness[CG]

Firstly, I 6elieve we as a s9ciety sh9uld m9ve past #th9ught-terminating-phrases such as 'cringe' 9r '6ased' which serve 9nly t9 pass swift and unth9ughtful judgement up9n things that really 9ught t9 receive m9re #nuance. Sec9ndly, expressing 9ne's self is n9thing t9 6e ashamed 9r em6arrassed a69ut (TW #repressi9n #shaming #s9nadiscriminati9n) and in fact it is kind 9f inappr9priate 9f y9u t9 try and shame me f9r elucidating 9n matters that were 6eing speculated a69ut. [Genuine statement]

Missed the reference award g8es to

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References and in-j9kes make up a p9tentially pr96lematic set 9f 6ehavi9urs c9nsidering the in-gr9up which are aware 9f them is inherently excluding the 9ut-gr9up which has n9 kn9wledge. Furtherm9re, in future, it w9uld 6e helpful t9 utilize t9ne indicat9rs t9 clarify whether y9u are 6eing sincere 9r farcical. TW #exclusi9n #s9cial9stracizati9n #discriminati9n #pr96lematiclanguage [Genuine statement.]

Missed the joke award goes to

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God I am so f8cking angry right now did you even know someone could 8e this angry???????? I didn't!!!!!!!! I sure as sh8t f8cking didn't!!!!!!!!

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C4LM DOWN WH4T 3V3N H4PP3N3D???

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god, wh8t fucking didnt!!!!!!!! customers going out of th8r way to f8ck with my te8m, supply short8ges, moronic f8cking people failing to order, the w8rst f8cking r8sh 8ve 8ver f8cking s8en, j8ckasses on the road m8king attempts on my f8cking l8fe f8r n8 g8dd8mn r8son, g8tting c8t off 8nd d8mn n8r l8sing my l8fe, 8nches away from a crash fr8m a j8ckass speeding and r8nning a r8d, half our fr8ends turned on us yesterd8y for n8 good f8cking r8ason f8ck F8CK F8CK!!!!!!!!

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➡️⬇️↘️ HS Whose trying to smash at fight night?

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8ro's using raw dp on wakeup 8rother you're gonna get fullcom8o punished noooooooo

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@arachnidGambler[AG]

Red converse shoes my 8eloved.

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counterpoint, a nice, hot new pair of com8at 8oots with a little 8it of that fur at the top!!!!!!!!

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@arachnidGambler[AG]

Fuck, you’re so right!!!!!!!!

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and like one of those 8ig parka coats with the fur on top to match in a nice jet 8lack with neon 8lue highlights!!!!!!!!

uuuuuuuugh i have to to to w8rk in l8ke five minutes i dont wannaaaaaaaa

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Total: 40
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If you don't have bills to pay or anything you can just... not go. If you do I can't help you though

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it'd 8e ill advised at 8est. odds of it ending worse than i des8re is very, very high.

Fucked up

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truly