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Blood: GoldAge: Kult Score: 380Kull Score: 61315 followers21 following

nevr gon give u up

Kult: +35
Kull: +25
Total: 60
Ratio: 1.40

1:1>I've managed †o avoid ge††ing Rick rolled for over 1000 years and †his is when my s†reak brakes>†

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da fuk its jesus ;0

1:1>Yes my child>†

how da fuk do u make liek wine from wader liek u? jus curios #substance

1:1>†he power of God bu† for you someone who has probably drank more alcohol †hen †here is wa†er on ear†h I can †each you>†

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Total: 5

I thank god every day that whatever that violet guy is doing has no baring on me. but doesnt stop it from being any less. uh. eugh

Kult: +45
Kull: +40
Total: 85
Ratio: 1.13

1:1>You are welcome>†

JESUS CHRIST????????

1:1>yes my child>†

Hi! I’m a fan of your work but I don’t think of you as a deity, is that anything that would cause problems

1:1>no †ha† is qui†e fine>†

Yippee! #IslamWin

1:1>I wish you well my child>†

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◥▶◀◤ —> I wonder why I am chosen.

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1:1>because your soul is s†rong my child>†

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@aRquiusprite[AR]

◥▶◀◤ —> Is that Jesus Christ?

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1:1>yes my child>†

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send glizzy pics

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@translunaryGloam[TG]

is that fucking jesus christ??????????

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1:1>yes my son>†

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@translunaryGloam[TG]

oh my fucking god. wait sorry um. oh my fucking... um... gosh.

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I wish I could be confident that this is real and not a mere gimmick account Calliope implies there is no difference The concept of talking to such an important mythological just seems so enticing

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Ratio: 3.50

1:1>i†'s fine my child in God †ake your †ime>†

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@translunaryGloam[TG]

gimmick or not its still a lil silly to have such a figure on the funny troll webbed site of all places.

No yeah definitely But considering certain parallel between his mythos and the real lives of players and their relatives I don't know I thought it might be enlightening

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nah real i get it lol.

(silly is my namesake and religion just figure or not believing in him makes people happy And I like it when people are happy)

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(it's also really funny when freaking Jesus Christ replies to your post)

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->/just got the ever loving fuck beat out of me for simply existing. i think my arm is broke. does anyone know a healer? one that won’t ask for sex as payment, i mean. i don’t think i can take anymore without being permanently hurt… #violence #nsfw/<-

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1:1>I heal>†

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->/jesus!?/<-

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1:1>so you need some healing?>†

1:1>I go† you fam>†

->/this isn’t a trick, right? i can drop my coordinates and you’ll actually heal me? i can trust you not to share them?/<-

1:1>yeah man you don'† even need †o share your coordina†es Jus† pray and I'll hear ya>†

->/thank you!/<-

1:1>are you †he rus† blood si††ing on †he ground wi†h †he broken arm?>†

->/yes :(/<-

1:1>alrigh† I go†cha your arm should be all good now>†

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