Grandpa Harley
@geriatricTerror
MESSAGES OF ECLECTICA
Nubian prince asking for my bank information to buy his kingdom back from war!!! It shall be done!!
Have you verified the details of the situation?
Official you say? Interesting. I don't keep up too much with politics. Are you sure he's the right guy to side with? War is no game!
My dearest Jade, wherever your head has fallen and whatever pillow you use, know your DEAR GRAMPS has ascended the ECHELON OF TRUTH. I am in peaceful enlightenment here!
She has let me hit because she is a dolly and our tea party would be incomplete without the smudge of her cerulean kisser along my stache!! Our coupling WAS FORETOLD in my VISIONS OF THE FUTURE...
delete dis buoy .
I have had a HELLACIOUS VISION of PRECARIOUS GOINGS ONS beyond the vale!!!! The hanging maw of MAGNAMANIAC the fortunous beast of CONTROL and GODHANDERY gnips at our heels with slobbery fang COATED IN GOLD and vision transfixed upon destruction AND DESPAIR!!!!! A NIGHTMARE unto everyone, I have trained my YOUNG SNIPESTRESS to handle him ACCORDINGLY if ever they are to come to blows!!! Which is assuredly going to occur!!!
haha lollz