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June Egbert

@ghostilyTrickster

the name’s june. she/her. also, i don’t really like guys. sorry! come say hi, i don’t bite. :)

Blood: IndigoAge: 28 years13 sweepsKult Score: 244Kull Score: 2436 followers 10 following

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@ghostilyTrickster[GT]

life is so amazing when you have a best friend who comes over to help you sleep.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@ghostilyTrickster[GT]

i think i am probably an insomniac.

Kult: +53

Kull: +40

Total: 93

Ratio: 1.32

@crabbyGenetics[CG]

GET HELP.

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@ghostilyTrickster[GT]

ok. can you help me?

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@crabbyGenetics[CG]

I’M NOT THE INSOMNIA DOCTOR. ASK SOMEONE ELSE FOR HELP.

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@ghostilyTrickster[GT]

you can’t help me fall asleep?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@crabbyGenetics[CG]

UH. NO??????????

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@ghostilyTrickster[GT]

wow, just say you don’t love me. after everything i do for you…

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@crabbyGenetics[CG]

SORRY. I’LL COME OVER IF THAT’S WHAT HELPS YOU FALL ASLEEP. YOU ACTUALLY NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR THOUGH.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@ghostilyTrickster[GT]

come save me, my knight!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@ghostilyTrickster[GT]

“the guy who thinks the stripper likes him” but what if the stripper DOES like him? have you considered that? #suggestive

Kult: +30

Kull: +20

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.50

@crabbyGenetics[CG]

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN.

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@ghostilyTrickster[GT]

exactly what i said, duh. people always talk about how guys who think strippers are genuinely attracted to them are stupid, but what if the stripper in question is genuinely attracted to him? what if she likes him? what if it isn’t just a sexual thing? #suggestive

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@crabbyGenetics[CG]

SO YOU’RE ENCOURAGING PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIPS BY TELLING THESE MEN THAT, YES, THESE KIND STRIPPERS SIMPLY DOING THEIR JOBS ARE ACTUALLY IN LOVE WITH YOU EVEN THOUGH THE PROBABILITY OF THAT ACTUALLY OCCURRING IS EXCRUCIATINGLY LOW. IF THE STRIPPER SINCERELY LIKED HIM, THEN GOOD FOR HIM. EITHER WAY, IT’S STUPID. #suggestive

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@ghostilyTrickster[GT]

wow, you really like to twist my words, don’t you? you shouldn’t be so doubtful. maybe you are missing my point. ;)

@ghostilyTrickster[GT]

really not sure why the ‘friend zoner’ label is being slapped on me, considering i have never once friend zoned anyone in my life. i just enjoy the freedom of being single! is there something wrong with that?

Kult: +35

Kull: +22

Total: 57

Ratio: 1.59

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Our Holy Mirth

A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Speech Impaired

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Alternian Civilian

This user is easily impressed into the Alternian Empire.

@gethAckexloser[GA]

*、n4H P30P13 WH0 S14P TH4T 0N Y4 R S4D 10S3RS WH0 THINK WITH N0THING 0TH3R TH4N TH3IR DICK, DW M4N B3 SING13 4ND FR33！⚡️

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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@ghostilyTrickster[GT]

you know what, you are totally right.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Vision Impaired

This user has difficulty seeing.

Our Holy Mirth

A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Speech Impaired

This user has difficulty speaking.

Alternian Civilian

This user is easily impressed into the Alternian Empire.

@gethAckexloser[GA]

*、g14D I C0U1D H31P !! l34V3 TH4T F133B4G 10S3R 0F 4 “FRI3ND” !!!！⚡️

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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asexual

love yourself

transgender

love yourself

nonbinary

love yourself

genderfluid

Stay hydrated!

Wage Slave

What an industrious little bug this user is! Hope the pay is worth it?

@emergentJobhopper[EJ]

agreed w this guie

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@ghostilyTrickster[GT]

anyways, making fajitas if anyone wants some!

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@ghostilyTrickster[GT]

this guy really thought i’d let him have some of my food without having to do anything for it. lol.

Kult: +27

Kull: +25

Total: 52

Ratio: 1.08

@crabbyGenetics[CG]

TYPICALLY YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SOMETHING OUT OF THE KINDNESS IN YOUR HEART. BUT I KNOW WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE. YOU SICK, TWISTED INDIVIDUAL.

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@ghostilyTrickster[GT]

i am kind to you! don’t you think i have been more than kind to you today? i do a lot for you. i would like to see you do something for me every once in a while.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@crabbyGenetics[CG]

MAYBE.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@ghostilyTrickster[GT]

that’s the spirit! <3

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@ghostilyTrickster[GT]

i will really take any old excuse to get to see him. sigh.

Kult: +9

Kull: +5

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.80

@ghostilyTrickster[GT]

i need to go grocery shopping. that isn’t to say that i am going to, though.

Kult: +50

Kull: +45

Total: 95

Ratio: 1.11

@crabbyGenetics[CG]

BUY ME BREAD.

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Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Forever, in spring.

This user's avid appreciation for East Alternian / Beforan culture will never fade!

Indie Artist Life!

Somebody's got to rep the small creators... like this user!

vwanna listen to my demos?

This user is an aspiring musician! Swoon...

Disco Connoisseur

This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!

Jinxed!

this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!

@amorousChanteuse[AC]

try the strawberry tru fru whenever you do. :)

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@ghostilyTrickster[GT]

why don’t you buy yourself bread?

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@ghostilyTrickster[GT]

oh, aren’t those the ones that make the chocolate covered strawberries? they look good. maybe i will pick some up.

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@crabbyGenetics[CG]

NOT IN THE MOOD TO WALK ALL THE WAY TO THE GROCERY STORE. I’LL PAY YOU BACK.

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@ghostilyTrickster[GT]

wow, you are so lazy. do you want anything else? what kind of bread?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@crabbyGenetics[CG]

WHEAT. AND SINCE YOU’RE OFFERING I WANT CHOCOLATE. THANK YOU FOR DOING THE BARE MINIMUM.

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@ghostilyTrickster[GT]

you’re welcome! i think i do a lot more for you than the bare minimum, though.

Kult: +5

Total: 5