KARKAT VANTAS.

I LIVE IN AN AGONIZING LOOP, WAITING FOR HER TO UNDERSTAND HER OWN MIND. IT IS DISGUSTING HOW PATHETIC IT MAKES ME BUT IT’S GOOD THAT SHE’S HAPPY? IGNORANCE IS BLISS?? #CONFUSED

#confused

Kult: +5

Total: 5

hear me out

@hearmeOut[HO]

tonights #hearmeout is: goofy g goof, brought to us by my friend. she states "hes a good dad and would treat me right". awesome https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/14e24b9edc19.jpg

#hearmeout

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

hear me out

@hearmeOut[HO]

i will be sending this to her. she will be pleased.

I GET FRIENDZONED BY THE GIRL I PAIL WITH ALMOST EVERY SINGLE DAY. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE. #nsfw

#nsfw

Kult: +51

Kull: +35

Total: 86

Ratio: 1.46

haha, wow, that must really suck for you. sorry to hear that!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ghostilyTrickster[GT]

OH WOW. LOOK WHO IT IS. THE FRIENDZONER HERSELF. JUNE FRIENDZONE EGBERT.

Karkat Vantas

Scarab Lord Rose B. Lalonde

@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CHUD BULLSHIT? "FRIENDZONED"?! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, DID YOUR BRAIN DEVOLVE BACK INTO A FOUR SWEEP OLD WITH A CHIP ON HIS SHOULDER THAT THE GIRL HE LIKES WON'T KISS HIM? THIS IS BY FAR THE MOST PATHETIC SHIT I'VE SEEN TODAY AND I'VE SEEN PEOPLE POSTING A TEST CONFIRMING WHICH SHITTY MEME FACE THEY ARE. GET A FUCKING GRIP YOU SLACK JAWED MOUTH BREATHER BEFORE YOU BREATH YOUR STUPID ON THE REST OF US.

Kult: +35

Kull: +2

Total: 37

Ratio: 17.50

Sweet By Another Name

This user sure is.

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

Bad Squishy!

Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.

Hallowhiskers

This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!

Nuka Cola CAPitalist

Poised to detonate the soft drink market on October 23, 2077!

N'Zot Like Other Girls

This user's third eye has opened.

@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

Rails with pails?

Kult: +12

Kull: +5

Total: 17

Ratio: 2.40

↩ @crabbyGenetics[CG]

i haven’t got a clue what you are talking about.

↩ @carcinoGeneticist[CG]

haha, this is funny!

KARKAT VANTAS

Crabby Communicator

This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.

@geneticistCarcino[GC]

THAT'S FUCKING ROUGH, I HOPE IT GETS BETTER FOR YOU.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

WOJAK TEST RUINED MY LIFE.

Kult: +20

Total: 20

FUCK IT. LASAGNA FOR BREAKFAST.

Kult: +75

Kull: +55

Total: 130

Ratio: 1.36

that is so insanely greedy.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Prideful

This user participated in the time-honored tradition of existing during Pride Month.

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

@karmaDagger[KD]

that is so insanely awesome

Kult: +5

Total: 5

🐎 Hephaestus Zahhak

Darkso "The Reprehensible" Eldran

Verified

A user of established repute

Disability Pride

Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.

Beforian

Those who came before us.

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

Friendship Forged

STRONG of will, kind of heart, hoof of beast. You are friends with Hephaestus.

heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=l < Live deliciously

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Verified

A user of established repute

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

Hole Expert

This user has delved into many unknown crevices.

Clicker Frenzy

This user is chronically online in a unique way.

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

Taking A Bite Out Of That.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ghostilyTrickster[GT]