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@crabbyGenetics

THE NORMALEST BUTCH IN THE UNIVERSE. (HE/HIM)

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tonights #hearmeout is: goofy g goof, brought to us by my friend. she states "hes a good dad and would treat me right". awesome https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/14e24b9edc19.jpg

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

i will be sending this to her. she will be pleased.

I GET FRIENDZONED BY THE GIRL I PAIL WITH ALMOST EVERY SINGLE DAY. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE. #nsfw

Kult: +51
Kull: +35
Total: 86
Ratio: 1.46

haha, wow, that must really suck for you. sorry to hear that!

Kult: +5
Total: 5

OH WOW. LOOK WHO IT IS. THE FRIENDZONER HERSELF. JUNE FRIENDZONE EGBERT.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CHUD BULLSHIT? "FRIENDZONED"?! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, DID YOUR BRAIN DEVOLVE BACK INTO A FOUR SWEEP OLD WITH A CHIP ON HIS SHOULDER THAT THE GIRL HE LIKES WON'T KISS HIM? THIS IS BY FAR THE MOST PATHETIC SHIT I'VE SEEN TODAY AND I'VE SEEN PEOPLE POSTING A TEST CONFIRMING WHICH SHITTY MEME FACE THEY ARE. GET A FUCKING GRIP YOU SLACK JAWED MOUTH BREATHER BEFORE YOU BREATH YOUR STUPID ON THE REST OF US.

Kult: +35
Kull: +2
Total: 37
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Rails with pails?

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i haven’t got a clue what you are talking about.

haha, this is funny!

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@geneticistCarcino[GC]

THAT'S FUCKING ROUGH, I HOPE IT GETS BETTER FOR YOU.

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Total: 10

WOJAK TEST RUINED MY LIFE.

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FUCK IT. LASAGNA FOR BREAKFAST.

Kult: +75
Kull: +55
Total: 130
Ratio: 1.36

that is so insanely greedy.

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@karmaDagger[KD]

that is so insanely awesome

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8=l < Live deliciously

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@aspiringPessimist[AP]

Taking A Bite Out Of That.

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Total: 5

YOU ARE ALREADY RUINING MY MORNING. IT’S CALLED EATING MY LEFTOVERS BECAUSE I DON’T WANT THEM TO GO BAD. THERE IS NOTHING GREEDY ABOUT EATING LEFTOVERS.

haha, i am just messing with you! i couldn’t care less about what you want to eat for breakfast.

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Total: 5

I’M STARVING. WAIT UNTIL I REHEAT ANOTHER SLICE.

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NOT FUNNY.

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Chchow is your friend!
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@aspiringPessimist[AP]

I Will Be Patient. :>

Kult: +5
Total: 5

i know you love me really. enjoy your lasagna!

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