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June Egbert

@ghostilyTrickster

the name’s june. she/her. also, i don’t really like guys. sorry! come say hi, i don’t bite. :)

Blood: IndigoAge: Kult Score: 191Kull Score: 2085 followers10 following

“the guy who thinks the stripper likes him” but what if the stripper DOES like him? have you considered that? #suggestive

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WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN.

exactly what i said, duh. people always talk about how guys who think strippers are genuinely attracted to them are stupid, but what if the stripper in question is genuinely attracted to him? what if she likes him? what if it isn’t just a sexual thing? #suggestive

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SO YOU’RE ENCOURAGING PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIPS BY TELLING THESE MEN THAT, YES, THESE KIND STRIPPERS SIMPLY DOING THEIR JOBS ARE ACTUALLY IN LOVE WITH YOU EVEN THOUGH THE PROBABILITY OF THAT ACTUALLY OCCURRING IS EXCRUCIATINGLY LOW. IF THE STRIPPER SINCERELY LIKED HIM, THEN GOOD FOR HIM. EITHER WAY, IT’S STUPID. #suggestive

wow, you really like to twist my words, don’t you? you shouldn’t be so doubtful. maybe you are missing my point. ;)

really not sure why the ‘friend zoner’ label is being slapped on me, considering i have never once friend zoned anyone in my life. i just enjoy the freedom of being single! is there something wrong with that?

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you know what, you are totally right.

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*、g14D I C0U1D H31P !! l34V3 TH4T F133B4G 10S3R 0F 4 “FRI3ND” !!!!⚡️

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agreed w this guie

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anyways, making fajitas if anyone wants some!

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this guy really thought i’d let him have some of my food without having to do anything for it. lol.

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TYPICALLY YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SOMETHING OUT OF THE KINDNESS IN YOUR HEART. BUT I KNOW WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE. YOU SICK, TWISTED INDIVIDUAL.

i am kind to you! don’t you think i have been more than kind to you today? i do a lot for you. i would like to see you do something for me every once in a while.

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MAYBE.

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that’s the spirit! <3

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i will really take any old excuse to get to see him. sigh.

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i need to go grocery shopping. that isn’t to say that i am going to, though.

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BUY ME BREAD.

try the strawberry tru fru whenever you do. :)

why don’t you buy yourself bread?

oh, aren’t those the ones that make the chocolate covered strawberries? they look good. maybe i will pick some up.

NOT IN THE MOOD TO WALK ALL THE WAY TO THE GROCERY STORE. I’LL PAY YOU BACK.

wow, you are so lazy. do you want anything else? what kind of bread?

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WHEAT. AND SINCE YOU’RE OFFERING I WANT CHOCOLATE. THANK YOU FOR DOING THE BARE MINIMUM.

you’re welcome! i think i do a lot more for you than the bare minimum, though.

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