June Egbert
@ghostilyTrickster
the name’s june. she/her. also, i don’t really like guys. sorry! come say hi, i don’t bite. :)
“the guy who thinks the stripper likes him” but what if the stripper DOES like him? have you considered that? #suggestive
exactly what i said, duh. people always talk about how guys who think strippers are genuinely attracted to them are stupid, but what if the stripper in question is genuinely attracted to him? what if she likes him? what if it isn’t just a sexual thing? #suggestive
SO YOU’RE ENCOURAGING PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIPS BY TELLING THESE MEN THAT, YES, THESE KIND STRIPPERS SIMPLY DOING THEIR JOBS ARE ACTUALLY IN LOVE WITH YOU EVEN THOUGH THE PROBABILITY OF THAT ACTUALLY OCCURRING IS EXCRUCIATINGLY LOW. IF THE STRIPPER SINCERELY LIKED HIM, THEN GOOD FOR HIM. EITHER WAY, IT’S STUPID. #suggestive
wow, you really like to twist my words, don’t you? you shouldn’t be so doubtful. maybe you are missing my point. ;)
i’m so mature, collected, and sensible. except when i get hit with re-jec-tion!! #lyricposting #notafemcel
to turn me down, well, that’s just unethical…
i’ll turn into someone you’re scared to know!!! BUT IF YOU NEEEDDD MY LOVE,
and if you don’t need my love!!!!
teehee. let’s duo more often.
any favorites that i should keep in mind for next time?
haha, i don’t really think so? i’ll probably like whatever you decide to post lol.
print("these steely dan guys sure are something")
print("its also pretty gold")
really not sure why the ‘friend zoner’ label is being slapped on me, considering i have never once friend zoned anyone in my life. i just enjoy the freedom of being single! is there something wrong with that?
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I GET FRIENDZONED BY THE GIRL I PAIL WITH ALMOST EVERY SINGLE DAY. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE. #nsfw
haha, wow, that must really suck for you. sorry to hear that!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CHUD BULLSHIT? "FRIENDZONED"?! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, DID YOUR BRAIN DEVOLVE BACK INTO A FOUR SWEEP OLD WITH A CHIP ON HIS SHOULDER THAT THE GIRL HE LIKES WON'T KISS HIM? THIS IS BY FAR THE MOST PATHETIC SHIT I'VE SEEN TODAY AND I'VE SEEN PEOPLE POSTING A TEST CONFIRMING WHICH SHITTY MEME FACE THEY ARE. GET A FUCKING GRIP YOU SLACK JAWED MOUTH BREATHER BEFORE YOU BREATH YOUR STUPID ON THE REST OF US.
this guy really thought i’d let him have some of my food without having to do anything for it. lol.
TYPICALLY YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SOMETHING OUT OF THE KINDNESS IN YOUR HEART. BUT I KNOW WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE. YOU SICK, TWISTED INDIVIDUAL.
i am kind to you! don’t you think i have been more than kind to you today? i do a lot for you. i would like to see you do something for me every once in a while.
i need to go grocery shopping. that isn’t to say that i am going to, though.
try the strawberry tru fru whenever you do. :)
oh, aren’t those the ones that make the chocolate covered strawberries? they look good. maybe i will pick some up.
NOT IN THE MOOD TO WALK ALL THE WAY TO THE GROCERY STORE. I’LL PAY YOU BACK.
wow, you are so lazy. do you want anything else? what kind of bread?
WHEAT. AND SINCE YOU’RE OFFERING I WANT CHOCOLATE. THANK YOU FOR DOING THE BARE MINIMUM.
you’re welcome! i think i do a lot more for you than the bare minimum, though.
FUCK IT. LASAGNA FOR BREAKFAST.
YOU ARE ALREADY RUINING MY MORNING. IT’S CALLED EATING MY LEFTOVERS BECAUSE I DON’T WANT THEM TO GO BAD. THERE IS NOTHING GREEDY ABOUT EATING LEFTOVERS.
haha, i am just messing with you! i couldn’t care less about what you want to eat for breakfast.